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mel b

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  1. You don't live near ditchman do you , because he uses the same excuse. " they're supposed to look like that , honest " .
  2. I dunno fd , she'd still smell of ginger , even in the dark . I think it's an evolutionary thing , so that blind people don't shag them by mistake .
  3. could you just imagine sucking those f***ing trotters . I've done some nasty shit in my time mate , but we've all got a line that we would never cross.
  4. I don't blame them. I would have been f***ing ashamed if they were my parents.
  5. Well , after due consideration , after all said and done , after much soul searching , after lessons being learned, after doing a full risk assessment, and after doing due diligence. I've come to conclusion, that even ditchman wouldn't stick his little peanut in that f***ing monstrosity.
  6. You should have been there mate , to bring a little bit of class to the whole sordid affair . Get your best wellies on , and comb your hair , put your best teeth in , and have at em .
  7. Snap. No more 4am starts , or working in the pissing rain. It would be like heaven mate. It'll feel like strangeways to him though .
  8. I dunno wilf . Sandringham is a bit of a come down for him. The whole lot must be a right sickener for him. Hes been kicked off his high perch because of the commoners .
  9. I can't afford to get past the pay wall, so I'm a peasant .
  10. I bet he's really wishing he'd kept his dick in his pants now
  11. Yeah but can you just imagine how gutted the bell end must be feeling
  12. mel b

    Sickening

    If this is all as it seems , I truly hope that it brings about the collapse of the government.
  13. mel b

    Sickening

    Have you got any more details francie ?. It's the first I've heard of it mate.
  14. No mate , that's seagull.
  15. I told him you'd go mad when you saw what he'd written about you mate , but he wouldn't listen
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    Pet hates.

    Your mom wouldn't let you get one would she ?.
  17. I can't believe you've said such things about that kindly old gentleman. Ssshhh, he'll be here in a minute
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