Mister Gain
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Got 2 of them here, my eldest grandaughter used to love them as a baby/toddler before she emigrated to Aussie, she's 15 now. Her great grandparents bought them for her, but the mother didn't want to take them because of the racist 'undertones', even after I had explained to her the origins of the 'gollywog', she even took a sharp intake of breath when I referred to a Jap as a Jap, fcuking crazy cow. I also have a small golly tattooed on my arm above my grandaughter's name, if it offends anyone... tough!
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Paddy was telling Mick about his first sky dive. When I got to the door I couldn’t jump. So the 6ft 7" black instructor unzips his fly & drops out his 14" dick & says if you don’t jump, you're going to get this baby up your arse !...... Mick asks “Did you jump?” Paddy replies “A little bit when it first went in”.
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Had a bit of rolled shoulder for Sunday lunch (me and the dog shared the crackling), and she's going to braise the remainder today like a casserole.
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Good video clip Lurcherman 887, I can recall it being very similar to that in the late 50's early 60's, absolutely tragic what it has become nowadays.
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A young lad says to his mum "Mum, how comes you are white and I am black?" She replies " It was one heck of a wild party that night, just think yourself lucky you don't bark."
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Would it not give all relevant information on the leaflets?
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Whats everyone think to the Brocock Commander?
Mister Gain replied to domchadwick345's topic in General Airgun Discussion
Maybe wait and get the matching camo gear at the same time... You can also get a camo coat for the dog -
Two queer blokes decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm and have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated. When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital. Two dozen babies are in the ward, 23 of which are crying and screaming. One, over in the corner, is smiling serenely. A nurse comes by, and to the men’s delight, she points out the happy child as theirs. ”Isn’t it wonderful?” Julian exclaims. ”All these unhappy children, and ours is so happy.” ”He’s happy now,” says the nurse. “But just wait until we take the dummy out of his arse.”
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May's threat of sanctions must have worked as it would appear that Russia's President Putin has now revealed the name of the agent who poisoned the ex spy, as he was clearly heard to say "Yukanol Fukov"
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Well done Mac for the perseverance
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Oh yes... trotters. Always make a point of getting a box of greenlip mussels in the half shell whenever I go to See Woo's. Have you tried the chicken feet GL?
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Well, I got robbed during the night. I had this for sale yesterday but nobody bought it and I left it out for today. When I came out early this morning most of it was gone.
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Stickmaking, how hard/easy?
Mister Gain replied to Parabuteos lad's topic in Countryside Skills, Craft & DIY
It might pay to have a look in a charity shop for a stick, I got a walking stick from the Cat Protection League a few years ago for 50p. -
We've got the K and the F.........but no C
Mister Gain replied to Blackbriar's topic in General Talk
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You might like to try Korean Meatballs, they really are the dogs bollocks.
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Fcuk all wrong with giblets, made a quiche one year from duck and turkey giblets and the ol' sausage wallet loved it... until I told her what it was, PMSL. She had eaten over half of it. They contribute to a good gravy and if you want to use them for another dish all well and good. Trouble is nowadays you don't always get giblets with a chicken.
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The Irish bobsleigh team at the Winter Olympics are refusing to race until the course has been gritted!
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They do mention this... Mandatory labelling of meat, both domestic and imported. This would include details on country of origin, method of production and method of slaughter (stun or non-stun). They fail to indicate any directive of intent and to me it just means it will have a label stating whether it has been slaughtered humanely whilst stunned, or slaughtered inhumanely (IMO) without stunning. So it would appear that they are quite happy with the methods of Halal slaughter and not with the welfare of the animals. It's all about keeping their voters I feel.
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I have it on good authority that the fetus is gestating in the lower bowel, he has been told to ease up on the curry. Update on that, it wasn't the fetus, it was a piece of sweetcorn.
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There are plenty around here, winter before last used to have one follow me and the dog (about 5 am) just a few yards behind, and it used to re-mark every tree or lamp post my dog pissed up. Generally see a few most mornings, dog doesn't take too much notice of them now although now and again he will decide to chase one. A woman who I speak to had her chihuahua ragged by one in her garden, cost her £200 in vet bills, and that was during the middle of the day.
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I wonder if there could be something in this 'Cheddar Man' being a darkie, and possibly all or some of our ancesters. I keep getting a compulsive urge to move back to Peckham and loiter outside Morley's fried chicken shop wid me bredren, sucking air through me teet, and cussin and dissin any whitey that dares to walk past.
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It would be a good way to get your terrier to eat his veggies I suppose
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Can't believe the prices of some of these dogs for sale, saw a tricolour british bulldog puppy on pets4homes a few weeks ago for £11,995. Just had another look for it and it's not there so it looks like someone may have bought it... crazy. Edit. They have altered the advert a bit but it has sold at that price, https://www.pets4homes.co.uk/classifieds/1814272-lilac-tri-female-kc-registered-british-bulldog-ilford.html
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ALDI has taken 38000 bags of frozen veg off the shelves after a customer found half a rat in hers. And to think we were all moaning about Richmond sausages a couple of days ago.
