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    Honestly, this afto I'm in the kitchen - getting lunch ready, preparing tonight's dinner and making a loaf of bread all at the same time ! She drags herself away from Emmerdale, saunters into the kitchen and says 'I hope you're going to clear this mess up!' Only a handful of times in my life that I've been lost for words........................
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    This morning,I found myself wondering why some of our European cousins are so fastidious and show an amazing eye for detail.So I was Googling 'German anal',when my wife walked in!!

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    With an aim like mine, I'm lucky to be allowed in the bathroom ! My parents used to have a bucket in the bedroom. Understandable perhaps, as we had an outside toilet when I was a lad. (It was a bit much when the tradition continued when we moved to a bungalow, mind !) Us kids were never allowed to have one - all that going out in the dark and snow was 'character - building' !!
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    No moderates, just some who aren't quite as extreme as others. If you see the words 'Muslim' and 'peace' in the same sentence, it's never what you think........................................
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    Dead right Scot! My Mrs follows behind me to make sure.........................drives me fecking nuts, but she has an eppy if I say anything. I'm thinking I might just give up and leave her to it - she'll say I'm lazy then, though !! Can't win
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    I'll say they were hard men..................... On Capt. Scott's final trip, one of his men,Tom Crean (one of my heroes!) walked for 18 hours, alone and non-stop, thigh-deep in snow, through an Antarctic blizzard to fetch help for an injured comrade......covering almost 40 miles !! He carried no food, equipment or means of navigation and yet somehow, he made it ! A few days later, they found 2 squares of chocolate in his coat pocket - he said he was saving it for an emergency ! What a man!
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    I don't mind getting my wallet out, as long as it's no more than a few farthings............a guinea at most !!
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    I often look at my wife and wonder why she's not like the girls at work....................Slim, attractive, nicely tanned, beautifully dressed, lovely hair, stunning smile. 5hit! She's coming - I'm off !!!!!!
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    Pete, that is a slice of pure 24carat THL fried gold, mate. Trying to picture your mate feeding the Tasmanian Devil had me in stitches! On a serious note, I had no idea you can possess ABC, but not XYZ - I just thought that the poor creature must have met a 'natural' demise. No special permission needed to have some of the rarest animals in the country? Madness!!
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    SSF are too busy suing each other at the mo' ! I'll google this stuff, but I'm prepared to bet you can't get it for free like HDPE ?
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    Too much free time, buddy! Slow at work...........?
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    Good to know you've found your way back, mate! Welcome and hello !
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    Can I take a wild stab at fox control in and around London, too? Seriously, welcome mate and hope you get a lot out of being here ! Join in and don't be shy!
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    Take a deep breath and try again, mate!
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    Hadn't thought of that one NK - nice one!!
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    Is the food free.........? That might swing it for me !
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    I regard some of you guys as my friends, so I hope you can help me......... I have suspected for some time that my wife has been seeing another man. There are the usual signs - she works late a lot, goes out with 'the girls' more than usual and when the phone rings, the caller hangs up if I answer. The other night, hid behind the shed, next to my fishing boat, until after midnight, determined to catch her out ! Sure enough, she got out of a car I didn't recognise, buttoning her blouse up. She took her knickers out of her handbag, and put them back on. The tears welled up in my e
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    If either of them told you night was day, it would be hard to disagree............................ Lenny scared me, and I only saw him in 'Lock,Stock.......'
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    Beethoven? You mean there's music playing ?????????????
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    'Designer breeds' have reached such popularity that the PDSA regard them as pedigrees ! Their rules only allow you to register one pedigree dog,( but as many X breeds as you like).But, they see so many people with 3 or 4 Labradoodles, Yorkie-poo's, Jug's, Cavapoo's, Corky's,and so on that they regard them as pure-bred, and will only provide subsided treatment to one animal. I suppose if you can buy 3 dogs at £300+ each................ By the by, my wife has 3 Jackahua's - (Jack Russell X Chihuahua) - they look and behave just like very small JRT's and they're as game as you like - if
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    I've been in the ring, but just the sight of Marvin Hagler in the opposite corner would be enough to loosen my bowels! A great fight between two of the best !
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    Same here, mate! Worked security for Next, Virgin and Boots - when I wasn't being paid, none of my business !
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    They're turning on each other so, fingers crossed, it won't leave much for us to do............. http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/alshabaab-hate-video-puts-moderate-british-muslims-lives-at-risk-8890286.html
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    Sorry mate, there's another docu on tonight - this shite will drag on for another 20 pages !
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    Mate, I wish you were my Dad (in a non-weird kind of way!). He's a great little guy, and you're a lucky man.
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