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If you can start the day cheerfully, without caffeine, If you can always think positively, ignoring life's little aches and pains, If you can resist complaining and boring others with your troubles, If you can eat the same food every day, and be grateful for it, If you can understand when your loved ones have no time for you, If you can take criticism and blame without resentment, If you can conquer stress without medical help, If you can sleep soundly, without the help of alcohol or medication, Then you are probably................ A dog !!
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I saw an interview with Tom Hanks on TV yesterday. He said the actors were to represent Somali pirates, so they were recruited from the Somali community in New York (or wherever) for authenticity of accent and so on. He said he had been questioned about this 'stereotyping', and had replied "They're from Africa, what colour did you think they'd be?"
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My Little Lads.... Little Slinger....
Blackbriar replied to B.P.R's topic in Catapult & Slingshot Hunting
Appreciate that ... ... Appreciate that ... ... And then again, some things do change...........................There's hope for us all yet !! -
My Little Lads.... Little Slinger....
Blackbriar replied to B.P.R's topic in Catapult & Slingshot Hunting
I'm away for a couple of weeks, and when I come back what's the first thing I see ? A picture of BPR's boy enjoying himself ! It's good to see that some things don't change. Top work yet again, mate !! -
I complimented my Muslim neighbour on her 3 lovely children, and she got really angry !! I swear it was a genuine mistake........
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Long-Term Jobless To Do Unpaid Work Or Lose Benefits
Blackbriar replied to stealthy1's topic in General Talk
I see that the some of the 'jobs' mentioned include litter-picking and graffiti removal - tasks usually given to community service offenders. Gives you an idea of how this Government really views the unemployed. This scheme will do absolutely nothing to reduce real unemployment. It is yet another populist policy, designed to give the appearance that the problem is being dealt with, and re-affirming Conservative doctrine that all unemployed are lazy. Once again, a small minority is used to demonise a group as a whole, while they continue to feather their own nests ! More importantly, if -
A policeman stops a Muslim,who's leading a cow down the street and asks him where he's going. "I am taking it home to keep in my house",says the Muslim. "What about the shit,the flies and the smell?"asks the copper. The Muslim replies "She'll just have to get used to it!"
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I'm definitely NOT prejudiced - I hate everyone equally !!
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Bit less of that or me and the Nottingham Massive will be round yours...........................besides, it's obvious they're all from fecking Derby !!
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Probably best not to mention it to her, mate...................................
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I hate the little twat, but the programme is strangely hypnotic - once you start watching................................ (Also, if/when you watch an episode, count how many times he mentions his own name.)
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Ah well, that makes all the difference...........................
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I think it looks very smart and,besides, we don't want the poor little doggie catching cold, do we?
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http://www.thehuntinglife.com/forums/topic/302195-underkeeper-wanted-for-next-year/
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My son's teacher phoned today and said "Your son sprayed 'All Muslims are cnuts' " on the school gates. I said I didn't believe her, but she said "I saw him do it - you know what this means,don't you?". I said "Of course - it means I owe him a tenner!"
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James McFadden Who Played For Everton Is Scottish I Think . . . Now Your Wife Or Daughter Would Be Safe Round Him !Trevor Morley Who Played For West Ham Was As Bent As A 9 Bob Note . . Must Be Something In The Air Down There . . Maybe Thats Where The Saying SOUTHERN SOFTIES Comes From !! Trevor Morley was from Nottingham...................The north I take exception.! I'm from Nottingham and it's in the Midlands. Mind, if you're down that London, everywhere's 'North' !
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It's give way over here sugartits. :laugh: .... Or SugarHooters...............whatever you prefer...... big tits is quite sufficient Sugartits, hooters, ta tas, bazooms .... How did my tits become topic of discussion here ... I know it's give way but I've got a friend here from Canada this week and I've slipped back into Canadian lingo You think the chaps are being rude and you mention 'Canadian lingo' - or am I thinking of something that sounds similar.......................???
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Doesn't matter mate, sex without consent is still rape. Aye she sounds like a slag, but that's irrelevant. If you see some girl falling about on a Saturday night, arse hanging out her skirt, tits on show(obvious slut), is it ok to sling her one in the alleyway against her will? No, its rape and he's a paki so hes a ''paki rapist b*****d'' lol But aye the girl is also a filthy tramp. agree 100% and he is a copper so if we can get that in the title some where too that would be good! There must have been some damning evidence to convict him as he would have been covered
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Could he....he'd have a hard time convincing me that snooker is game where you try and loose to to fill your pockets. Pun intended.....................................?
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................or anyone else who dares to be on the road at the same time as you, mate??
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More than230 people died in the Pakistan earthquake last night. The smell of the bodies is said to be "appalling" - and it will only get worse now they're dead !
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Not a van man im guessing Feck it i pay road tax i park whereever... not obstructive of course. Once i parked right bang outside the bank for 2hours while i sorted my mortgage I drove vans and lorries for a living for 9 or 10 years, mate, so I have to confess I've done my fair share!! But after all, this is about other people's bad habits..............
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People who stop on yellow lines and block the road - 'but it's OK because I've put my hazard lights on !"
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Not a bike rider I'm guessing, RH ?
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Christ, I can't manage it 5 times in a month!! To be fair, the traitorous cow had already shagged him 4 times............
