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Blackbriar

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  1. I saw one last week that beats the lot - YG 04 PDD. He'd f***ed about with it so it said 'Y GO 4 POO'. I honestly don't think he realised what a total bell-end he looked !!
  2. I'm no stranger to the second one,Malt ! Until recently, I lived right out in the sticks and if the passing driver didn't raise his index finger off the steering wheel..............................
  3. I have loads of things that 'grind my gears', but the single thing that annoys me the most is when the car in front wants to turn, but they brake and indicate at the same time !!! So what habits do other drivers have that really annoy the feck out of you...........?
  4. Geoff Capes is a dick. Met him years ago, an utter twat. Enlighten us.... Met him years ago at a highland games meet He was an utter ignorant arsehole. Everything was too much trouble and f**k trying to speak to him, ! you`d think you`d offered to shag his dog,, twisted faced prick. Big lad though,,, so I let him off Me too, Rake! What with him having a bad back and that.....................................
  5. I recycle mine by re-filling them with beer................
  6. Following the Kenyan massacre,armed terrorists have stormed the streets of Bradford,shooting anyone who isn't a Muslim. Police fear the death toll could be as high as 6.

    1. paulus

      paulus

      Kenya supermarket sweep was crap not one of them filled their trolley!!

    2. Blackbriar

      Blackbriar

      You keep coming back to Dale, Paulus!

    3. foxtails

      foxtails

      6......didnt relise it was as high as that, are things on the up..

  7. Anyone who makes promises to cows.................................
  8. This one is also absolutely true !! I had a job, 8 or 9 years ago, delivering furniture and this particular day we took a Super King-size bed to this beautiful converted coach house, just outside Grantham. A very charming, and very tiny, lady answered the door and showed us in. She explained that the bed needed to (obviously) to go upstairs, and showed us to a spiral, oak staircase. Our hearts fell through the floor ! Long story short, it took us 40 minutes and much cussing to get the fecking thing into the bedroom and, by the time we'd finished, we'd been there an hour (time is money!)
  9. Similar thing sounds something like a del boy chat up line going wrong It was the funniest thing I've ever seen - I nearly choked on my Mars bar, John literally fell off the wall laughing and Chris followed him down the street, pointing and laughing at him !
  10. Depression,aggression, irritation, mood swings, lethargy ............................f**k me - I reckon the wife's been taking these things !!
  11. To be fair that would work............ Bit drastic, though......................?!
  12. Many years ago, (in Covent Garden if memory serves), me and a couple of workmates were having a bit of a tea-break and enjoying the sunshine away from the building site................. Across the street was one of those coffee shops with tables outside, and at one of the tables was an obnoxious little oik, wearing a coloured shirt with a white collar, red braces and talking very loudly on his new-fangled mobile phone - one of those grey bricks with a big black rubber aerial on top (remember them?). Anyway, he's 'giving it a big 'un ' - "Yah,yah - buy short, sell long. The Ferrari's being ser
  13. I hope you'll find my experience helpful, Ant - As a result of smoking from a young age, I had a heart attack aged 45, and was told that if I continued smoking, it was almost certain that I would very soon have another and probably wouldn't live to see 50 !! Outcome? It's a no-brainer. I was 50 in April. Please don't think I'm getting all 'preachy', but do yourself the biggest favour you can - give it up, before it's too late ! Don't waste your money on patches and tablets - just do it. Good luck, mate !
  14. Buy them from the Paki take-away near me and you probably would die............. (Not many stray cats nearby if you get my drift)
  15. The other day, I came across a site called 'atomic shrimp'. There's a guy on there melting HDPE and rolling it into thin sheets - he's trying to build a boat from them !! I kid you not - check it out.(Link below, the boat starts on page 3) (My mate also made himself a new spreader block for his landing net, after I showed him the catty I made, so our exploits proved useful after all !) http://www.atomicshrimp.com/st/content/plastic_moulding/
  16. So, let's get this straight - They killed a paedo and his name was Subhan Anwar. What exactly have they done wrong......??
  17. nice job its invisible how the fk do you make them like that It's not invisible - it's just very well camouflaged.........
  18. Had to take my best mate to the vet this afto - his dog had to go on 'the long walk'. Gutted for the bloke

  19. Seems to be several white Jihadis involved, and rumours that Israel has sent Special Forces......... The excrement is definitely going to hit the portable air-conditioner !!
  20. Did you wet yourself before or after you took the photo...??
  21. It's true that 'once you've had black,you'll never go back'. I got engaged to a black girl and now my family have disowned me !!

    1. pip1968

      pip1968

      once youve gone black your goner ne ed a wheelchair lol

    2. foxtails

      foxtails

      fcuked then ! lol

    3. .WARREN.
  22. I used to use these when I started out - for all the reasons you gave ! Bind them with a bit of parcel tape to keep it together. Easy to attach paper targets onto them, too! Plenty big enough from 10m.......... Good luck, buddy !!
  23. My eldest sister used to watch these - Tilly Trotter and The Cinder Path spring to mind. They're OK if you don't mind wall-to-wall Robson Green.
  24. We could start a whole new thread called ' Who's punching most above their weight?'
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