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  1. low plains drifter
    Don't talk wet Aren't early episodes of Heartbeat aired on the drama channel anymore ? Alfred, Alfred
  2. low plains drifter
    Hultafors, and Helko werk are recommended
  3. low plains drifter
    Just the ticket, light to carry and easily concealed is the stealth choc chip energy bar
  4. low plains drifter
    Three down and two across
  5. low plains drifter
    Have you tried your local kebab shop after chucking out time ?
  6. low plains drifter
    What about dry bummed til midnight, then sent home smelling of sherry with a slack eyed and silly I've just pumped the neighbours tortoise look on your face ?
  7. low plains drifter
    Anyone else reckon the case on the right could pass for Tom Jaffa Cake Jones ?
  8. low plains drifter
    Fuckun hell
  9. low plains drifter
    An up market version of a ditchshitter
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    Tomato cake
  11. low plains drifter
    That's one way of diluting the wolfhound blood I remember one time mid nineties meeting a Scotsman with a brace of deerhounds they were massive 34 inch tall dogs with big boxy heads, they were a picture, but if people want them like that why not have wolfhounds instead
  12. low plains drifter
    You say that now
  13. low plains drifter
    What's up Ebenezer ? All the best mate
  14. low plains drifter
    I was subjected to abuse for this brand of backward by a spud faced chancer, way back when, on here that is
  15. low plains drifter
    Could have made the effort to pull a few handbrake skids on the sugar beet, and left a few hundred skunk plants, class A's stolen quads, tractors, combine harvesters, and few container loads of illegal immigrants in the boot
  16. low plains drifter
    You need to look closer mate lol, there's always room for a pocket rocket
  17. low plains drifter
    Cheers Phil, it's a different world up there mate
  18. low plains drifter
    He's looking well mate Here's one from a few year ago
  19. low plains drifter
    Lurcher tumblers 800 years of selective breeding
  20. low plains drifter
    before tumblers
  21. low plains drifter
    200 b.t.
  22. low plains drifter
    I hear they're fitted with led's, combined with muck boots and wet grass you'll be lighting the farm up like danny zuko
  23. low plains drifter
    A likely story
  24. low plains drifter
    In the year 2525
  25. low plains drifter
    If it comes heavy on top you can roll into a ball, lie on your side, and pass for a discarded sun glasses sporting metrosexual Massey Ferguson tyre
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