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  1. low plains drifter
    I blame Gregg's, steak bakes, and cheese pasties, it's a sin
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    He steeps his hands in peteril, they're like rock He'll leave your face looking like a butchers block
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    Doctors surgery phones jumping out of the holster
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    Aye, but you do get free raffle tickets to win a pair of signed thinsulate lined 12oz winter specials You know ?
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    Shearer X Rose, from pontop kennels, JL didn't own him
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    Ten sheets from the charity shop, my throne in the woods
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    To hell with the bi-folds, what's happening with the duresta ? Also, what is a duresta ?
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    Kebab shop after chucking out time Chilli sauce mate ?
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    I remember John and his bitch Star from way back, the calendar club days etc RIP
  10. low plains drifter
    Coming to a settee near you
  11. low plains drifter
    I hear Master Blaster has lined Tina Turners moucher with his high performance purpose bred You know ?
  12. low plains drifter
    So you're the dyslexic pimp that hired the warehouse
  13. low plains drifter
    Are you always this slack eyed and silly at this time of night, or have you been pumping the neighbours goat again ?
  14. low plains drifter
    Metro centre here I come ?
  15. low plains drifter
    Pubic ?
  16. low plains drifter
    Whole foot been hanging out front of new balance like something out of fraggle rock, binned em
  17. low plains drifter
    The sawmills ratcatcher used to use foxes in his work, there's a photo of him on here with them and his terriers
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    Fuckun hell man, what do you think this is Facebook ? You'll be showing us your cup of tea, bowl of porridge, and big toe sticking oot your sock next Anyway have a good day
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    Don't want to give the trade secrets away, so we'll keep them between ourselves, if you go overboard with the brasso be sure to cake oxo all over the shiny plates to throw stealth mice off the scent, also keep a low profile, and remember it's 6 month chain gang, and £5000 per carcass if you're apprehended with brindle and bodies at the scene, so return for catch alone disguised as an agricultural seed merchant or suchlike, pinstripe, haversack the lot You know ?
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    Should have stung him on the brindles and mice saga You know ?
  21. low plains drifter
    Who's stuck their dick in your Horlicks ?
  22. low plains drifter
    It'll be reet, the turks'll just have to set a few more elephants legs away on the turntable Chilli sauce mate ?
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    The one about the anaemic shagger ? Pale Rider
  24. low plains drifter
    Shift work and zero hour contracts can Be the very devil You know ?
  25. low plains drifter
    Cheers Tomo, haven't bothered with tele for about five year, but always used to watch WSM, I remember years ago Geoff Capes done a show at Whitley Bay links must have been late 80's .
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