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  1. low plains drifter
    They're strong animals fallow bucks, I seen one break a strand of thick metal wire on a new fence when his antlers hit it
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    Carl 4 decks Cox ? ?
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    Skim the top off You know ?
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    Bring some staghounds back On your return there'll be an ice cream waiting
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    You'd require the assistance of the team to strap the scaffolding board across your back, and lower you feet first into that sarlacc pit, winch on standby ? ?
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    I can see it now full of dints, scratches, and dog shit
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    Were you temporarily accommodated in a plastic 5 litre shared rola cola bottle en masse ?
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    Luxury
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    Centuries of selective breeding
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    Paper tits can be worked around, but a cardboard box would never do You know ?
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    Nothing like hitting the highway like a battering ram on black ice and standing water You know ?
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    Dipped In lukewarm kenco really rich ?
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    My dad picked up a male kestrel on the road coming back from a days fly fishing, there'd been a lot of rainy days, took him to a local falconer, One early morning last season after a period of rainy days one of the hares was swooped by a kestrel, must have been desperate
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    Very good mate, reminds me of my early years sea fishing with my dad, stamp your feet, clap your hands it was feckin freezing lol
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    Broad Danish ?
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    Is this anything to do with the Tollund Man ?
  17. low plains drifter
    I'd be lost without my titanium spork
  18. low plains drifter
    Jesus is here!
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    Better off keeping it in your pocket, won't strike if the flint gets wet You know ?
  21. low plains drifter
    This reminds me of Peter Kay's question How long do dads piss for ?
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    You'll not go hungry with her mate, she looks the business I had a half day at a falconry place, I was disappointed that they didn't have any goshawks, the falconer reckoned they weren't worth the extra effort they needed over the Harris hawks, and said the red Tails were the ones to go for if looking for a more powerful bird for hare, I've always been impressed with what I've seen of the goshawks look like very determined hunters
  23. low plains drifter
    I've worked with a few sausage rolls, canny work ethic about them
  24. low plains drifter
    Well we'll have to request a few million Thais are shipped over as well, get a few street markets set away
  25. low plains drifter
    I'll barter the shit out of them Play them off against eachother that is, you know ? I'll be morbidly obese, and no mistake, sweating soy sauce, and pishing maysan
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