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Malt

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  1. Malt

    Bored!

    Will be in Corfu as of tomorrow for a fortnight, hopefully won't be bored!
  2. My little terrier bitch is a sod for it. Even where the birds crap in the garden when sitting on the lines overhead.
  3. b*****d enjoy lad,take loads of snaps just to piss us off even more.lolWill do! Going to go reptile hunting, hopefully get a few pics of something decent! Did you used to read Gerald Durrell books as a kid?He spun fascinating tales of wildlife and his childhood on corfu,keep an eye out for praying mantids.Thats another thing I'm going to look for Mack, saw a huge green one there when I was 13!
  4. I'd keep it original, one of my favourite cars as a late teen!
  5. b*****d enjoy lad,take loads of snaps just to piss us off even more.lolWill do! Going to go reptile hunting, hopefully get a few pics of something decent!
  6. Never mind chaps, I'm off to Corfu on Friday morning and its bound to follow me over there!
  7. Good luck to all, I'll think about you all while I'm sat on the beach getting burnt to a crisp!
  8. Enjoyed watching that. I'd have no fingers left if that was me!
  9. Oh yeah, much on there on Mondays or what? :laugh:
  10. We got a cat here. Wife likes them, I told her I'll tolerate one at a time as long as its an intact Tom because they tend to keep other cats away. Personally I'm not bothered if it went out one day and never came back, BUT it would really upset my wife and kids and that would bother me a lot..
  11. Home made marrow pickle and cold meat it nice and all..
  12. I would mate, but by the time I go there'll be no room at the inn! (hopefully..)
  13. Why would you want to be semi-liquid putrefied mush instead? Yes ? and have a place where my loved ones can come and pay respects and be at my buriel plot when they feeling down ect not be in a plantpot ontop of a fridge That's exactly why my ashes are going to be scattered over the family plot in the cemetery..
  14. Can't you just all cwtch up butt.? What you mean 'cwtch up?' They're all f**king dead mun! Cwtch up.. ?
  15. The burning part don't take long, whats left gets crushed and hoovered up before the next one comes along. They get burnt one at a time.
  16. Ideally I'd like to be buried in a small area of the local cemetery where my nan, grandad, great grandmother, 2 great aunties and various other family members are buried. There's no room left for anybody else apart from my mums cousin and her husband so I'll get cremated and some of my remains scattered there. Some will go in the sea off the town where my fathers side of the family has lived for hundreds of years, and some will go in the sea at Aberdeen. Me and the wife agreed that years ago though, things can change.. They might have to find her body before they can burn it.. The dust i
  17. For once I actually agree with him though. If kids were allowed into school at 8 and picked up at 5 it could be very beneficial for 2 working parents saving lots on childcare. 3-5 could be sports, art, music.....something fun that the kids want to do. I know some schools do this anyway....?? There's an argument that two parents shouldn't have to work two full time jobs to earn a half decent standard of living at the expense of family life and family time together.. ..but that's for another thread.
  18. Maybe a great boxer and an entertainer but he was also a coward who refused to serve when drafted to the Vietnam war. So in his case not with guns.Think Elvis dodged the draft as well did he not? Certainly didn't harm his popularity if he did.
  19. Bacon and egg on proper white bakery bread and proper butter..
  20. Thats the way matey, integrate! You'll be speaking the old blarney in no time, to be sure!
  21. Redhead, pale skin and green eyes.. Don't care where she's from!
  22. What's this 'Wales gets free water' shit? No we fecking don't, we get charged water rates the same as everybody else.. ..and BB says: "They get it free at Englands expense.." I'd call having several small rural Welsh comunities forever wiped off the map to create a water supply for the cities of Birmingham and Liverpool payment enough.. We never see a penny for the water thats piped over the border either.. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Llyn_Celyn
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