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Malt

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  1. It'll have to get through the Greek parliament first, lets hope they tell the PM to feck off when he gets back..
  2. aye hs must have got a new joke book with pictures!
  3. And that's why your still single. If your lucky you will find the right one in the end. But will you have the nounce to recognise him? TC I'm not single sweetheart.......the girl has just moved in this weekend actually. She knows her role though.......?Screenshotted and posted "elsewhere.."
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    Wasps

    I haven't noticed many of them about the last few seasons. Not a bad thing. Maybe they have some sort of breeding cycle ams they'll be back with a vengeance at some point?
  5. f**k sake, haven't you learnt anything about how we do things here in the west yet? You know the red straw that comes with a can of WD40? Stick that on, fill the cavity with WD40 then offer a match to the little opening.. You sure they aint flying ants though?
  6. They had 303 initially same as the old service rifles, later models had 2 x 20mm cannonsYeah was going say they progressively modified them as the years went on..
  7. Dont spend that extra £1.54 a week all at once! I can remember when you could have a night out, a packet of fags,a fish supper on the way home, two new suits, a pair of boots and a stone of monkey nuts......and still have change out of £1.54 !Those were t'days eh lad?
  8. Budget calculator, we're going to be about £1600 a year worse off according to it. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-17442946
  9. Aye either that or your lot will be up at the pass of Thermopylae again..
  10. I'll have a look at that when it's out..
  11. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-33403665 Good on them I say! Going to be tough for them, but like a rotten tooth - pulling it out will hurt more than the ache, but once it's out it's better than having it fester for years and years. Have they exchanged a few generations of lingering pain for a shorter, sharper one? I'm off there in 4 weeks, should be interesting!
  12. I'm off fishing tonight, if that happens to me with a big bass I'll be in after the f***ing thing!
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    Super Storm!!

    Happened round here last year, dropped some hire cars off to customers whose cars were being repaired after it. Amazing people aren't killed when it hits like that..
  14. Fecking shitehawks, cull them all..
  15. Oh yeah, you had to be brave even thinking it! :laugh:
  16. Her sister was the same and all mate, we were playing in her garden and one of her grand kids fell through the glass on a cold frame. Auntie Dot came flying out the kitchen in a panic, picked my cousin up, checked her over frantically and then belted her arse good and proper for giving her such a fright when she found she wasn't cut!
  17. I ain't a great fan of it when it's oppressive. Bit nicer here by the coast when there's a breeze like there was today.
  18. My nan was the one! Me and my cousin went on a massive bike ride, way further than we said we were going. My nan was out looking for us when we got back so we knew we were in proper trouble! My cousin said "put toilet paper down your pants, I do it all the time when I know my mum's after me it works really well!" So there we were waiting quietly in the shed for when my nan got back, and she comes steaming out the back door towards the shed with that look on her face that only a fiery old, chapel going Welsh woman can wear! We knew we were for it, as she came closer my cousin nervously said "
  19. It's my anniversary today, if it weren't I'd be out on the mackerel in this..
  20. I have given all my kids a smack over the years when I thought they needed it. I'm not talking about battering f**k out them, and as they each get older and can understand more and be reasoned with a bit, I find it happens less and less.
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    True Detective

    I watched it on Now TV. I fecked Sky off a few weeks back, virtually everything I watched on it is available on there for 5.99 or so a month. I was paying 10 times that..
  22. Finished watching series one of this last night, holy shit! One of the best shows I've ever watched. Mcconaughey's performance was probably the best I've ever seen in a TV show and Harrelsons wasn't far behind. I'd 100% recommend this series to anyone who hasn't seen it..
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