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    Collie lurchers are brilliant stalkers.
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    The kind of woman who might say when her husband asks: Make me a cup of tea sweetheart, I've had a shit day. Do you think that's all I've got to do with my time? I've worked my fingers to the bone all day. The baby's got the shits, I've changed his nappy 6 times. I've cleaned the bathroom, hoovered, the kitchen sink is blocked.My mother's ill with her nerves. The electricity bill has just come in. My stomach trouble is back. I can't get rid of that wine stain you made on the new carpet.That woman on Facebook has been bitching about me. I'm up to my ears with it zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
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    Clothes

    jukel123 replied to Accip74's topic in General Talk

    I wear a kaftan and a bell round my neck. Cool man. Peace brothers. (Tell you what, all you needed in the sixties was hair down the back of your arse and you were a woman magnet.)
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    Clothes

    jukel123 replied to Accip74's topic in General Talk

    I've got Levi jeans I've had for years but I wash regularly. Think your boss is weird mate. I've got a Levi jacket I've had for nearly fifty years, still wear it and washed regularly.
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    Clothes

    jukel123 replied to Accip74's topic in General Talk

    With all that grub you eat I thought you'd get your clothes from rent-a -tent?
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    Clothes

    jukel123 replied to Accip74's topic in General Talk

    The designers seem a bit retarded. They just trot out the same old styles. I used to love clothes and I'm determined to keep myself well clothed in my old age, but there's f**k all to buy. Oops meant to put the quote first.
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    Clothes

    jukel123 replied to Accip74's topic in General Talk

    The standard of clothing has definitely gone down. It's all far east sweatshop rubbish. Even in the posh shops the fabrics look like they would have been made for market stalls. It's the biggest rip off on the High St. My Mrs finds it very difficult to buy clothes because of the quality of fabrics and poor styling
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    People on here often respond to a litter of advertised pups by saying if only I were closer. Basically they are time wasters who have no intention of buying a pup.They lack sufficient interest to get in a car and drive for a few hours.It's a THL joke. Since you won't reveal which rough area in the country you are from I'm joking wish you were closer I think.Geddit?
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    If only you were closer......I think.
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    Away in a manger No Crib for a bed The Greggs pork roll Lay down its sweet head. I'm not religious but even I can see this is disrespectful. http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/41997936/greggs-sorry-for-swapping-jesus-for-sausage-roll-in-nativity-scene
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    Get the two fatties in a ring and let them fight it out. Surprised their marketing boys haven't thought of that one. What an earner! I'd pay to watch that.
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    Can't be all bad that country then.
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    I didn't mean your address. I meant your rough location. Scotland, North England etc
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    The German education system is infinitely more sensible than ours. There isn't this obsession with university. Kids can elect to study work related courses and they have the same status as university courses. The Germans invest in proper training and pour money into new technology. Hence they have higher growth,higher productivity and higher wages. Simples
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    I think what you say is broadly correct. Success at school is strongly related to the social class of the parents. Study after study demonstrates that. Kids from single parent families fare worse than those from stable homes. Parents who have a stable, loving relationship tend to produce kids who do well at school. How can you do your homework, or be interested in school when your parents are at each others' throats or f***ing strangers? I think schools con a lot of kids too. If you work hard, you will get a good job. Is that really true? Where are these good jobs? Everybody comes out of
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    He's a friendly wind up merchant mate. Means no harm. Put your location up mate.
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    I don't mind the bad times. I go right back to Munich. I was one of those black and white kids with short trousers and a snotty nose lining the streets as the funeral corteges went by. My Mrs lived in the same street as David Pegg. I remember us getting beat by Bolton Wanderers in the FA cup final just after Munich. I followed them round the country in 74/5 when we were relegated. The team are in my blood. I was born less than a mile from Old Trafford. Bad times just make the good times better. Mourhino is just not Man Utd. He is Mourhino United. I will never take to him. I suppose in re
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    Some great points. I suppose in reality You are right. I just can't get used to it not feeling like my club anymore. He just seems like an imposter. Sparky and Bruce have never had great teams to work with. Who knows what they could do? I would give them a chance. Be great to really feel part of things again.
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    I just cannot get behind him mate. How about the Spurs lad? Or one of our own Sparky? Brucie? I'd try anybody. I will really breathe a sigh of relief when he's gone.
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    Undoubtedly Talented. First class CV. Won Champions League, league titles and many different cups in four different countries. Tactically very astute. Reason for sale? He's a moaning faced c**t. He has a massive ego. He is the world's most decorated mercenary. He bullies women who are only doing their job and can't bring himself to admit he got it wrong. He criticises his players, the fans, the referees, the game's governing bodies. Never himself. I can't stand his whining any more. He's self obsessed. He's not fit to be Man U manager. He does not belong with us.He's a tosser. Not fit to
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    Yep. proper bloke Shanks.
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    Is that a deer/grey in the last pic, or a beddy cross?
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    The thieving was brilliant. Mate of mine used to drive a lorry. He was paid to take soil/rubble away, so much per load. He used to go round and round all day with the same load to save time dumping it. Used to bung the tally man to change the weight a bit so it didn't look too obvious. The foreman saw all the materials as 'for sale'. I used to make a few bob selling anything I could to the lorry drivers. They all had shopping lists. Used to bung the foreman a few bob for putting us down for overtime which we spent in the pub. I once spent all Sunday in the pub on double time. f****n great
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    You meet some characters on building sites. The number of guys that would turn up, work three days, ask for a sub and you never saw them again! Really chaotic existence, living like that. I've worked with guys that would stop working as soon as the foreman's back was turned. I mean just stop and do nothing. They had to be supervised the whole time. Remember a guy that wasn't happy with his wages and turned three lorries on their sides as revenge. And the Irish, f**k me they can be somewhat different... shall we say. Worked with a group of Irish lads, really serious catholics. When they hit th
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    Outrage!!!

    jukel123 replied to Accip74's topic in General Talk

    This guy should have his own TV show. There's no real biting satire on the box. Used to like 'Have I Got News For You" but its really tame now. very Auntie BBC.
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