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  1. I am even more scared now. Katch has been back on here which means he is still free. The cops must have ignored my confidential info about the slurry pit, maybe they have more important matters and are pursuing some hare coursing desperadoes. Poor Bill must be well decomposed by now. I have not slept because I know a certain lady does not take kindly to being grassed up.? PS. Katch has taken this with good humour, but I'm f****n dead if and when Bill reads it.?
  2. Ditto. Well said. We brits are very sentimental about dogs. In many parts of the world they are held in very low esteem. Here we have a whole industry devoted to re_homing dogs, many imported from God knows where. Everytime I see " A dog is for life not just for Christmas" on a car back windscreen, I always think that person should have more important injustices on his/ her mind. I would wager the pup in question has behavioural issues : slow to housetrain, destructive, separation anxiety or some other problem which the owner can't deal with.
  3. No you are right sussex. The SNP are not sympathetic to field sports.,
  4. You will not be surprised to learn I AM in favour of public land ownership.? The Highlands are owned by a few absent non Scots, who, since victorian times have used it as their their private sporting theme park. The SNP are talking bolshie about redistributing land to we peasants. The sooner the better. Trees need to grow here, wolves and lynx reintroduced. It would cost next to nothing to compensate farmers for their losses. Let's face it they are massively subsidised anyway. They are compensated at the moment for sea eagle lamb predation and they do well out of it. Would love to see bonnie
  5. I drive from the borders up to the highlands quite often to visit my grandkids. The amount of road kill of deer is phenonemal. The carcasses are littered along the roadside. Waste of good meat.
  6. Antis usually come on board when their car is written off in a collision with a deer especially at night time. The number of car accidents involving deer is increasing year on year. It's a major hazard for rural Scots.
  7. https://www.scotsman.com/news/environment/scots-should-be-encouraged-to-hunt-deer-and-eat-them-to-help-the-planet-1-5074420
  8. I can keep this secret no longer. I was called to act as witness, referee and banker to the showdown between Katchum and wild Bill. The purse was three quid, neither of the two c**ts had any money so I had to lend them £1.50 each which I kept safely in my pocket. I asked both men if they were ready to fight. For some reason I suddenly started to talk in an Irish accent, maybe my mind had told me to get into character. "Now then me boyos, Oi'll tell you what Oi'll do wid yous. I want a good clean fight. No boitin, gouging, f****n head butting or any shoite like that. I will ask you to
  9. I think we all are mate. They've raised the bar so much by playing scintillating football you can only put your own club loyalties to one side and wish them well.
  10. Even my Mrs was livid when she saw that and she doesn't follow football. It's beyond farcical.
  11. Yes, he was a guy with big physical prescence and even more 'aura' Forwards were scared to death of him, a bit like Jaap Stam
  12. My mother used to shriek with laughter when he was on. Top drawer.
  13. Number one for me will always be wee Jimmy. A mad mischievous wizard when he was on the ball. I remember a old firm game in the 60 s where he beat a man, and, just for badness offered him the ball and beat him again. The bottles rained down onto the pitch but he laughed it off, crossed toward the goal and Celtic scored. That moment is etched in my memory. Top class player and a lovely man.
  14. I'm not trolling you Stiff. I'm going to leave it here. I'm not getting involved in NI politics, it's better left. The question of personal responsibility, obeying orders which are plainly wrong, personal conscience/religion and so on can only end up in a futile argument with all the participants upset and angry. Again I'm sorry I went there.
  15. Manning was married, I'm sorry for "slandering" him.
  16. Manning could be very funny, but he always made me feel a bit queezy, something of the Jimmy Saville about him. He lived with and was devoted to his mum just like Saville. Didn't seem to have women friends. Not damning him or suggesting he was a paedo just mho that he very odd. I remember Mrs Merton interviewing him that was weird, I don't think he understood the format at all. Mrs Merton comedy gold." Why did you marry the millionaire Paul Daniels?
  17. Remember Swiss Tony? "Making love to a woman is like......"
  18. Just read up on this. There was supposed to be a commemoration of the RIC but there has been uproar and they have cancelled any plans to commemorate that organisation. The Black and Tans track was released in order to put pressure on the authorities to cancel their plans. The Black and Tans were so brutal they increased the desire for Irish Independence. They were supposed to crush it. They were sent to Ireland by Churchill. They were hardened ex british army soldiers.
  19. Heard of the Black and Tans. My ma used to sing Come out ye black and tans when she was pissed. She came from Cork.lol
  20. Stiff in all the ex service clubs I've been in there's a big picture of the queen. Do servicemen have to swear an oath of allegiance to the queen? How does that square with Catholic servicemen? How did catholic servicemen deal with serving in Northern Ireland during the troubles? Could an average catholic squaddie have been able to put aside his beliefs and fire on Bloody Sunday protesters if ordered to do so?
  21. Come on eastcoast. Alf G and Paul Calf aren't like your typical working class bloke. You are taking it too seriously mate. Lighten up, they are extreme characters. There's a bit of us in them but I can live with that. Being able to not take yourself too seriously makes lif ea lot easier mate.
  22. I don't think you are cut out for life as an ex_pat. You should be home manning the machine guns at Dover. That was a joke! I'll tell you what ain't funny. Johnstone has not guaranteed that the state pensions of ex_pats living within the European Union will be index linked to cpi inflation as it is in the UK. This means in the event of no deal, state pensions will be frozen for those UK citizens living outwith the UK. They are already frozen in countries other than EU countries. No deal is still a feasible outcome. I am aware of this because a member of my family works for a pension
  23. Heard a good expression the other day. Lefties like to be "prolier than thou" when talking about their upbringing. ? I quite like to try making myself understood in whatever country I'm in. I'm a decent mimic and rarely get embarrassed so I always give it a go. Had waiters say " just speak English mate it's quicker." which brings me down to earth though.? I think that translated it means "another wanker here wasting my time with pigeon French/Italian" or why.?
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