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jukel123

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  1. Being hemmed in on both sides by massive 4x 4s so I can hardly open my door. Obese people waddling in the aisles so you can't get past them. People who can't be bothered to return their trolleys to the designated area and just leave them in the parking areas. Seething while my Mrs compares prices of the same products and generally dithers for England. People who I know stopping me for a chat. "I'm fine, now f**k off out of my face" is what I want to say. People with a mountain of toilet roll in their trolley together with two mountains of food. Dirty, filthy arse-wiping b*****ds! Queuing at t
  2. I honestly don't know what the rules are now. One the one hand you don't get the assasins of old, ( Trevor Hurlock and co) but the new rules have almost stooped football being a contact sport. I think ex pros should be offered careers in refereeing. They know instinctively when a tackle is legitimate or filthy. Perhaps they should have a say in devising the rules and reviewing the rules too. At the moment the guys making the rules have little or no background in the game.
  3. Decent shout, but I'm always, always right mate.
  4. Christ that's a shocker. What a nightmare of a war. Thank God our generation hasn't been blighted by world war. What they endured does my head in.
  5. Think you've summed it up in one mate.
  6. Doh! Fernandinho. Just checking anybody was paying attention.
  7. I get your point 100% but thalidomide was a drug precribed for morning sickness. Women had no need to take it, it wasn't a killer or a maimer. Thank f**k there's no women on here, they would slate me for that last commemt.
  8. Fake News and Photoshop have a lot to answer for. When social media first started off people reckoned it would liberate the truth. It did the f'n opposite.
  9. As a fellow Man U fan(sufferer)? I want for nowt.
  10. Can't take anything away from Liverpool, they are doing everything right. They've outcitied Man City. Great football. Well done you scouse b*****ds.? On the subject of gamesmanship, imo, the dirtiest player in the Premier league is Fabhino of Man City. Breaks up attacking moves by fair means but usually foul and then proclaims his innocence like an accomplished actor. Hardly ever gets booked. He is the modern day Billy Bremner or Graeme Souness but with the ability of not getting caught. I've got the black tie on after Man U's performance today, but fair play to Nigel Pearson, I don'
  11. Should be charged with child abuse and publicly flogged. One hundred years of eliminating killer diseases only to retreat into the dark ages because of anti vaxxers who have read some half arsed comments by Sharon and Jade on Facebook.
  12. You psyching yourself up for your forthcoming fight with billyhardy? Get the testosterone flowing by abstaining from sex and chanting "I'm coming for you Hardy," "I'm coming for you".
  13. They are basically dwarf hounds which originated in Germany aren't they? I feel sorry for 'em, aggressive buggers in elongated bodies and deformed legs. Put me down for a pup if you cross it with a deer/grey.?
  14. Not even the fight that's brewing between Billyhardy and Katchum? If the action matches the pre- match talking it's going to be explosive.? It's scheduled for the Fantasy channel, it's taking place somewhere in the Bermuda triangle once the postcodes have finally been exchanged.
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    Tattoos ?

    lYah fecker King I found that back tattoo by googling. Now I can say what I have been thinking. It is embarrassingly bad.lol
  16. If he is paying a good whack into his pension and plays until he is mid thirties or therabouts he should have a huge pension pot. Mate of mine had a son played for Rangers and then English championship. His pension pot was massive. When he went to Rangers as a boy Duncan Ferguson called him over in the canteen and told him to bring him a drink from the counter. He refused, Ferguson was not happy. His dad was well,pleased with him
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    Tattoos ?

    I remember way back on here some lad proudly showed off a running dog tattoed on his back. It looked like f****n Scooby Doo. He got the piss taken out of him mercilessly. It really was funny though. Could any of you guys put it up?
  18. Bloody hell. I never knew that was where his dog came from. I remember the litter. They looked like skinny GSDs which Hancock couldn't sell. Black Greyhound made no secret of the fact that he got himself into trouble for messing with Woburn Abbey deer. I remember the case was in national newspapers.
  19. I wonder if a wildlife film crew has ever tried to engineer a situation where the bird carries its young? I've read that fire will make them carry their chicks to safety. Ethical problems in artificially creating danger would be a problem, but ethics don't usually stop wildlife film crews.?
  20. It ain't six weeks old either?. Still a bargain at £400.?
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