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  1. I don't think anybody would buy a deer/grey to excel either as a daytime or lamping dog. There are better animals for both those jobs. People keep them because of their temperament and their aesthetically pleasing looks. They are great to be around. If you are into numbers look elsewhere.
  2. People live perfectly well out of supermarket bins. So much waste is obscene. Personally I have never thrown food away because of a date. If it looks and tastes ok it is edible.
  3. I can see opportunities here. Anybody got contact details for Korean restaurants and/or a good chain saw supplier? 'Leg of British dog' could be a big earner.
  4. I used to do volunteering at a dog rescue centre, (until I realised it was all a con, but that's a different story. ) To my point....... somebody brought in a huge black GSD, a cracking looking specimen. The owner gave a lot of excuses and sob stories about why he was getting rid. The truth was that it was a nut job. It could be fine with some people but then go into hyper -aggressive mode with others. There was no logic as to why it would flip. Anyway the first time it flipped I said the dog should be put down, but they persisted, recklessly, to re-home it three times. It came back with the
  5. Do you think you may have worms? If so I recommend Drontal. Good stuff mate.
  6. You're lucky, I get the Dignitas clinic and Tena for men.
  7. Just admit it mate. We all make mistakes.
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    Celtic

    I read that Rusty. Brings Celtic's record into perspective. A club's wages bill generally reflect their position in a league.When Rangers had the highest wage bill, they won everything. It's like men playing boys every week. It would be strange if grown men didn't regularly beat kids. It's the same in England. Man City have the highest wage bill and the highest position in the league. Goes the other way too. Those with the lowest wage bill almost always get relegated.
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    FACEBOOK

    Facebook, home of the self obsessed generation. People who are frightened of their own company.
  10. Think Leicester 2016, Sunderland 73. David and Goliath.
  11. Fookin ell Meldrew. Bit of positivity wouldn't go amiss. Ever thought about happy pills?
  12. I think all human beings are capable of seeing others groups or races of other human beings as less than human. Once you've got to that position anything is possible in terms of horrendous human behaviour. We continue to develop ever more sophisticated weapons of mass destruction. Isn't it inevitable that one day the planet will erupt into a gigantic mushroom cloud?
  13. I think you nailed it when you said HUMAN BEINGS ARE THE LOWEST FORM OF LIFE. Trip the switch and we are capable of anything. If you advertised for concentration camp guards 10 quid an hour,you would be inundated with applications. Home Sapiens, for all our talk of morality and conscience is a species not to be trusted at any time! Think of what human beings have done to each other in the past,we havent changed. We continue to torture,rape and kill each other on a massive scale. Nasty fookin pieces of work we are.
  14. Christ, the Exchange and Mart. Used to love that.
  15. I'm very slow, I don't get it. Please explain.
  16. Ha ha. It's the same anywhere in the food industry. I was once working in a restaurant kitchen and the chef was a fookin nut job. Somebody complained their side of salmon was underdone so the chef picked it up, threw it onto the floor, spat on it and then put it back on the plate. The waiter took it back and the diner declared his salmon was just to his liking. Motto? Never complain unless you are prepared to risk gob, bogies etc being placed on your plate. I had a row with that chef and he said he would 'f****n kill me' after work, So I waited for him in the car park as we'd agreed. Eve
  17. Yeah I know, you can't walk anywhere in Spain without bumping your head on dried dead pigs' legs.. Sorry Jamon.
  18. Ooh,hark at Accip, man of the world,gourmet par excellence! That's for patronising me in your last post. I don't need your pity! Me and Peter Leemoch are starting our own forum. It's called f**k the bastsrds on THL . Don't even think about asking to join, you're barred!
  19. Well that went down well. Tumbleweed drifts across the landscape as an attempt to question Mushrooms plan is pointedly ignored. Old man with humped shoulders shuffles to the door. Where is my coat ? he whines. The assembled few turn their backs. Woe is me. No likes for me on this thread. I am retiring to my bed a beaten and bitter man. Theres always tomorrow where somebody may like a post I submit. Goodnight you heartless, uncaring b*****ds. Peter Leemoch, I feel your pain.
  20. Don't let the facts get in the way of a good story.
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