jukel123
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One of my lads took in a long tailed tits nest to show his Biology teacher. He had no idea what it was. He was a good teacher, but my lad had to instruct him on the three different species of UK newt and identified a roadkill ferret which had brought in for identification by the teacher. To be fair, there's a difference between academic biology and being a naturalist/ countryman.
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I've got a long-tailed tit nest in my man shed. Brilliant architects.
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Magpies and grey squirrels both arrived in my neck of the woods about ten years ago. There used to be 3 keeper's on the nearest estate, there's none now. I reckon the keepers saw them off as soon as they arrived. But now there's nothing to stop them multiplying.
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That's a new one on me. Just shows the adaptability and intelligence of covids.
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Two mates of mine retired to the sun and after a few years returned to the UK. They genuinely missed the changing seasons. Lots of people fall in love with a place on holiday. But living somewhere hot full time is entirely different from the holiday experience.
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The old Glasgow kiss takes some beating as a fight finisher.
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Call me a virtue signaller, but I haven't watched a single game. The whole thing is a corrupt farce. The migrant worker death rate is f****n obscene. So in solidarity with them I refuse to watch. The gay rights thing is a side issue for me, the Quataris must make their own laws. But the stench of filthy lucre and the denials about the death rates of workers renders it a no watch for me. Sorry to be holier than thou.
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Chihuahuas were the first recorded pig dogs. Mexican explorers discovered them in the Andes where they were used to hunt guinea pigs. Some of the most fearsome chihuahuas gained horrendous scars on their muzzles as a result of ferocious encounters with gnarled old guinea pig boars. These specimens were highly prized by native Andean people and were often exhibited in specialist dog shows.The owner of the most marked up dog would be presented with a specially carved wooden phallus filled with a particularly potent homebrew. This was shared with the friends of the proud owner in a nasty display
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You know celebrities grandly announce they are taking a break from social media for the sake of their mental health? Well I'm taking a break for YOUR mental health. Lol Things have got a bit intense on here so I'm taking a break. Last time I took a break, throughout Covid, I got lots of stuff done so I'm going to try and do the same this winter. As the saying goes...when the fun stops. Stop. I only mention it because few guys messaged me and asked if I was still alive last time. Hasta la vista.?
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I think he was only so fighting mad when he came on recently because of past comments about his family. He never used to be like that.
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Good lad, you're getting the idea.
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The author wrote the book to show the reality of war, in the hope there would be no more wars. Didn't quite go according to plan.
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The opening drums on The Seven Samurai. The zulu drums/ war chants in the film Zulu. Any kind of military drum music brings out the armchair warrior in me.
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Your dogs are fat potlickers. Those mushrooms are too big to be fresh.Those rabbits have got mixie. I hate you and everything about you. Southern puff. f**k off. There, balance restored.
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I don't know if, or why he is banned,but the member who had a go at his wife and kiddie, whoever it is, needs to look at himself in the mirror. Unacceptable,shameful, out of order.
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I have had prostate problems since my thirties. Trust me I have a mental map of every toilet, lay by and quiet back street in Scotland. Those French holes in the ground which make you squat like a sumo wrestler are barbaric.
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My mother always uses to say to me" leave the toilet as you found it". Since our shared outside toilet (violin job) was often blocked with foot long logs and shit paper in the shape of torn scraps of The News of the World, I had difficulty in coming to terms with that instruction. However I got the gist. Yesterday I was in a garden centre cafe spending my grey pounds, along with all the other grey haired punters, when I felt the call of nature. Ablutions finished, I looked down into the toilet to reveal a very smeared bog. Heeding my ma's advice I reached for the bog brush. What greete
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Dog harnesses must have been invented by some twisted hater of dog owners. Every dog seems to wear a 'Julius'' harness these days. As a result many owners are pulled along as though they are water skiing. In strong men competitions it is easier for a competitor to wear a harness to pull a truck than a neck collar. The same principle applies to dogs. I am going to make it my mission to stop every dog wearing a harness and substitute a collar. I am then going to yank a pulling dog's head very briskly so that it immediately walks to heel. I will then return the dog with a " my work here is
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What's the legal position when buying a pup from Ireland? I think there will be two sets of laws from North and South. I guess it could be complicated following brexit. Are couriers able to deal with all the paperwork?
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Yes, judging a dog too early is a fuckwits mistake. Bigger breeds often tale longer to mature and as you say "find their feet"
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I reckon there's fifteen. That's a lot to shift. Especially at that age. Ad says they are 6 months, could be older. If they are not socialised soon, I think a lot may not make old bones.
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I love the look of huge, skulky, stoical,slightly sad longdogs like these. Think it's worth asking for a discount if I take the whole litter?
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Some studies show the lab as being the breed most likely to bite in the UK. But it's complicated because the lab is apparently the most popular choice of breed in the UK. Anecdotally, I can't see the point of a Akita or a husky, or any dog which just exists to do its own thing. You just end up a slave, picking up shit, grooming and paying out for no reward. For me the whole point of a dog is that it works with you, not against you. I think some personality types just like being slaves to their dogs.
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I'm not arguing with you. It astonishes me what people will do for money. When some young bird laughs at "I"ll smash your back doors in", she has a choice. She can say "f**k this I'm not listening to this shit" and leave, or she can laugh, be considered a "good sort" and take the money. How much does a porn actor or actress get paid? Not enough to surrender your self respect imo. Has everybody got their price? Discuss.
