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jukel123

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  1. I just hope the black german girl doesn't score. Could be a massive coronary for Wilf.
  2. Ya sexist young f****r. Lighten up and enjoy.
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    Wtf

    Spot on. I was itching to boot the damned thing.
  4. Be sure to mention England's 1966 world cup victory to the locals. That always goes down well.
  5. That bitch is pure canine page three. Breathtaking, no exaggeration. The only thing lacking is a full photo of yourself standing next to her. The contrast could only enhance the beauty of the beast.
  6. Why not start a best looking lurcher/ terrier owner on THl thread? That would be fun. The thread would attract some f***ing gurners and muppets. I always think it strange that the most stunning looking lurchers are generally owned by fat, ugly old b*****ds like myself.
  7. Agree, there's so much propaganda in MSM it's like North Korea. I just shake my head in astonishment. So many crazy things happening in society and kids just think them normal.
  8. is closing. About time too. Just shows you if enough common sense people cry foul, its possible for change to occur. I expect the NHS will have to compensate kids to the tune of millions. Poor buggers will never be able to get their genitalia back though.
  9. Wow. I didn't realise they were that rare. I feel quite privileged to have seen it. I only caught sight of the bird for a fleeting moment, but it wasn't being harassed by the others.
  10. I saw either a white swallow or a white sand martin , (I'm not sure which) as I was crossing the river Eden on the M6 motorway. At first I thought it was an escaped white budgie but it was flying with swallows and sand martins so it was unlikely to be a budgie.
  11. High Noon, a western made in the fifties,but still a cracking film. Sometimes corny but I really enjoyed it. It was the favourite film of 3 American presidents. Clinton showed it 17 times at the Whitehouse. Lots of themes in it which are still relevant today. Its free on All4.
  12. f**k off. Reported this below the belt comment to moderator.
  13. In that case he joins that elite branch of gold star Man Utd supporters. There are only 3 of us at present. myself, Eric Cantona ( thanks for him by the way) and big Alex himself.
  14. Newkid has been through extensive vetting, personality and Man U history tests, and is considered a bone fide Man U supporter ( second class). He has a further 10 initiation tests to complete before he can be considered a first class Man U supporter. The first of these will be to appropriate 10 Leeds Utd scarfs to be used as trophies. They must be taken in fair combat from Leeds fans over 6 ft in height and below age 60. I am confident he will complete this challenge with ease.
  15. Reminds me of this scene.
  16. There was a big thing about 'Turkey teeth' in the UK media last week. They file your real teeth down and stick veneers on. But some people are left with horrific problems afterwards. They must be f****n mad to pay all that money to look like a horse and risk lifelong pain.
  17. Did your Mrs sign anything or was her conversation with the licence bloke recorded?
  18. The yanks believed Jap pilots would never be able to accurately fly planes because of what they believed to be congenitally poor eye sight. They had a bit of a re_think after Pearl,Harbour.
  19. Do you think proportional representation would be worth pursuing? I do. The tories always get in despite a minority of people voting for them. Critics say you always get watered down policies, but first past the post produces parties which the majority didn't vote for. At best it could stop the excesses of one particular party.
  20. Agreed. Of all people you would think politicians would plan for the future good of its citizens. Some hope.
  21. The problem is we sold off our oil and gas to the highest bidder. We don't own our own energy sources, foreign multi nationals do. They will sell to the highest bidder. Compare our approach to those forward thinking countries which put all their oil and gas into a central fund for the good of its citizens. Norway? Iceland? I think. .
  22. Yes everybody expects the triple lock to be dropped in the next tory manifesto. Triple lock is either wage growth, 2.5% or annual inflation, all measured by cpi.
  23. It's the same with pensions. The state pension used to rise annually according to how much wages had risen. Thatcher changed that method and linked the annual rise to the retail price index. (rpi)Then the tories said that was too expensive. The triple lock was introduced which meant pensioners either got the greater of either 2.5% of the annual consumer price index (cpi), or the average rise in wages as measured by cpi or cpi itself if it was greater than 2.5%. Historically cpi is always less than rpi usually by 1%. So that too was of con trick. Last year tricky Rishi said wages had risen
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