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jukel123

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  1. Always had you down as a muslim sympathising f****n leftie.??
  2. That's funny, I had exactly the same experience moons ago. Wasn't very bright in retrospect lamping near a high security power station.?
  3. There was one in my neck of the woods. When it got a lot of nationwide publicity, loads of trophy hunters appeared. Eventually one must have shot it because it disappeared.Keep the location quiet mate.?
  4. The girl was 15 when she was groomed and recruited. She was under 16 when she was married off. Therefore she was raped by a paedophile. She was a naive idealist, just like girls were who became nuns and dressed in similar garb to burkas. She quickly found out what an Islamic state entails...poverty, sand and bereavement of her kids. Her two schoolkids friends who went with her are also presumed dead Girls who became nuns also ended up living in poverty and were severely bullied by their superiors. At worst they were required to persecute the likes of unmarried mothers and sell their chi
  5. Fella with a big estate near me released some macaws. He supplied barrels for them to breed in and they do..no problem. Only a matter of time until they spread their range. Its a wacky baccy experience when they fly over you, all psychedelic colours and foreign squawking.
  6. Used to be said lots of species couldn't breed here. Off the top of my head I can think of: little egrets, Marsh frogs, collared doves, ring neck parakeets, Alpine newts, Spoon bills,Syrian hamsters, wallabies....Must be lots of isolated colonies of all sorts just waiting to spread big time.. Then there's the big cats?
  7. The grim reader's silent assistant has spoken.
  8. Out of order. Nobody should have their life randomly taken for wearing the 'wrong' football shirt,being in the wrong postcode or for having the 'wrong' colour skin.
  9. jukel123

    Another one!

    Banned from Parliament? That's a bit steep! Thought he would get away with it by referring himself to some standards committee and saying he's very, very sorry and promising it was a remporary lapse in judgement caused by overwork. Or some such standard shite they vomit from time to time when they are caught. No doubt his wife will stand by him. It comes with the territory for tory wives.
  10. You can get merle mice. Seriously!
  11. That is serious money in my book. Does the taxman not hassle him?
  12. Breaking news. Well I never. Stone the crows. Would you Adam and Eve it? Struth! Gay! Well I never! How fecking underwhelming. I may never care. Źzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
  13. White enamel Billy can Stock Photo - Alamy WWW.ALAMY.COM Download this stock image: White enamel Billy can - CPFG4F from Alamy's library of millions of high resolution stock photos, illustrations and vectors. Any of you old fellas remember these? They were for brewing tea in. They were part of a working man's 'uniform' in the olden days. I remember my dad going off to work with a billy can swinging from the handlebars of his bike. When he was on nightshift I "borrowed" his billy can to collect frogs and taddies in. I had a great day and had filled the can w
  14. Wish I had a pound for every log or piece of corrugated sheet I've lifted looking for wildlife.
  15. I beat you to that. But I'll give you first punch.
  16. The sight of that meat turning on a spit turns my stomach. They would have to pay me to eat a kebab,not the other way round.
  17. You had me in splinters with that post.
  18. Don't f****n start that again.?
  19. You realise you are talking about the Jockish nation?
  20. A late shout out for Rees Mogg, George Osbourne and Bono. Just give me five minutes with them, I am the geriatric Ali.?
  21. I I knew a woman swore she got pregnant just by walking past a sausage factory.
  22. Had my first dental check up since Covid. My dentist said you need a clean and scrape and a couple of fillings. I went to the receptionist's desk where I thought I would be given two separate appointments. One with the dental hygenist/ therapist and one with the dentist for the fillings. However I was told the therapist will do all the work. A bit confused (no change there then) I googled "dental therapist" and they are a kind of dentist's labourer....they do routine fillings and crowns etc. They need five GCSEs grades 3 to 4 to enter a training course. Im not very confident about
  23. I see some people and take an instant dislike. Wonder if it's like some genetic memory? Maybe our ancestors were in conflict with the people whose faces we dislike. Or maybe I just need help.
  24. That's right! My dad used to sell a lot of rabbits, and part of his sales patter was " check the kidneys, I don't sell cats!"
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