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    Jews

    Religion, what a f****r up of mankind.
  2. Walter Scott, the deerhound is: "the most perfect creature of heaven". https://www.pinterest.co.uk/pin/559642691172667254/
  3. Surely that description describes all scousers! I guess social clubs are thin on the ground in Liverpool.
  4. I've been called a couple of times. I've never fancied it, I just don't want to know. I don't want to sit in judgement on anybody. I would, out of principle, find the accused not guilty unless it was a really evil crime or he supported West Ham or Leeds. I've been called for jury service twice but been excused twice. Just go to your doctor ( if they exist these days) and tell him or her you have a dodgy prostate/ bladder and could not sit throughout the trial without peeing every half hour thus missing evidence and disturbing the courtroom. He/ she will write a letter to the court and
  5. Boxing has become a circus. I remember Henry Cooper criticising the way the game has deteriorated back in his day. Its becoming more and more a farce each year. Benn could get hurt, it's a freak show. I won't be watching.
  6. If you think I'm red, you should meet my Mrs. Very gentle woman until she's provoked by politicians. Then she's scary.
  7. A lot of the suits you meet in work places are parasites on others hard work. Scum with a high opinion of themselves.
  8. I can never get my head around brown nosers, grassers etc. At the end of the day they have to live with themselves. They must have zero self respect.
  9. I always expect the worst from people. That way you are never disappointed in them. People are c**ts, especially in institutions like work places. One of the best things about retirement is not having to rub shoulders with lowlife in the work place.
  10. That would be me. All the way.
  11. There's a documentary about him on iplayer. Good watch.
  12. That name is a blast from the past. Great fighter, robbed of a world title by a punch in the balls after the bell.
  13. Think he's just attention seeking/ taking the piss. Last fight they had Fury, to his credit, was motioning to the ref to stop the fight as DC was just soaking up punishment. For a guy who is supposed to be retired and spending time with his family,Fury spends a lot of his time promoting himself on YouTube etc. I think he would destroy Usyk or AJ mind.
  14. A hard watch that mate. Disgrace. Thatcher was behind it imo, just as she was behind the attacks on the miners. Its just bigotry and intolerance.
  15. So I managed to acquire some knocked off football shirts. I can flog em no problem in Africa says Wilf. Sick b*****d only had his face printed on the Man U shirts.
  16. Bin Laden who is a Saudi, bombed the twin towers! f**k! Let's declare war on Iraq! That will fool everybody. Let's make out they've got WMD. Let's close down all the American airspace in case there any more kamikaze attacks, but let's allow our mates the Bin Laden family to flee home. Good idea. Nobody will suspect we are business mates with the Bin Ladens and don't want them implicated in this shit. Let's make the most of this situation and seize Iraqui oil and then Libya's. All in the name of keeping world peace. Spot on.
  17. I might be going over the top, but when that second goal went in and Kelly took her shirt off, that was a step forward for women. Pervy stuff aside, it was a suffragette moment. Let's hope the men can emulate the women and show some grit and stop being psyched out by the Germans.
  18. Gay or straight I dont care who they f**k, they did us proud. Shame on you sniffy, dinosaur misogynists and sexists. The lionesses did good. Away the lasses!
  19. Best thing to happen all year. Cheered me up no end. I cant stop grinning.
  20. That was a glorious moment when she took her shirt off. Brilliant. As an Englishmen living in Scotland I have years of wind ups to come. I've already had lots of evil Jock texts. Let's celebrate... the English master race won.
  21. IT'S HOME!!!!!! They did not like it up em.
  22. I've always been well endowed.
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