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He joked about all colours and creeds but he was no racist.
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Cos he's a cross dresser with tits.
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I get the uneasy feeling with modern comedians that they want to show how clued up andsmart arsed they are. It doesn't have to be like that. Les Dawson could get people clutching their sides with a well timed joke about a woman who was constantly pregnant and blamed her pregnancies on living near a sausage factory.Same with Benny Hill. Humour doesn't always depend on smart arses , left or right. The old comedians were all cancelled and their humour deemed not suitable. Nothing wrong with old fashioned comic culture. Shame it was cancelled/ censored.
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Miserable Fecker. Moyes produced good football last season. You can only piss with the cock you've got. The players need to reproduce the form they have shown previously. Welcome back you moaning old bugger.
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Yes I remembered JFK' serial womanising as soon as I'd finished my last post. I'm thinking now of Marylin Monro's Happy Mr President Birthday.I am well corrected. In France the electorate expect their top brass to be sexual adventurers. But I think the french would baulk at " grab em by the pussy".Lol. I think you are right about populist and globalist politicians. The trouble is many populists are controlled by global money. Which brings us back to basics. I am not a Marxist but I believe he was right when he wrote the history of the world can be viewed as one of class struggle. Wo
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I really believe that. Politicians should be co_opted. Otherwise narcissists and egomaniacs become our leaders. And its getting worse. Trump and Johnson would never have got anywhere 50 years ago. Now you can tell lie after lie,have the sexual morals of dog ferret and still be voted in. Somebody said you get the politicians you deserve...but Christ almighty we don't deserve people of that calibre.
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I was reminded of the subject of this post on another thread, so I thought I would write this as as tribute to a very decent bloke. Jimmy Quiff was a docker and voluntary Salford lads club volunteer. I was privileged to be taught all sorts of things by him. He had an Elvis hairstyle and a perpetually brylcreemed quiff. He was a big noise on the docks as he was a shop steward. He had a terrific scar on the side of his face courtesy of a foreign seaman he had a disagreement with. He was a womaniser who loved a bevvy and a bet on the horses. He taught us boxing and took us to to
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That is a bad hand of cards mate.
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When we were kids there was a guy who volunteered at our lads club. He was a brilliant bloke. Took us camping, taught us boxing and organised us into a formidable football team. We heard he was on his way out and a group of us went to see him. Because he had only days to live he was allowed alcohol and tobacco. So he was pissed up with a woodbine in his mouth. He was joking about and taking the piss as normal. Some of us got a bit upset. And he said "wtf stop your blubbing, I don't want any of that crap" He went on to tell us he had a great life and he'd never expected to live as long. I've ad
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A doctor once put a probe up my arse and said : " this is not going to be very pleasant". I replied: "well not if you are straight." He got really mad and said "what are you are inferring? I'm straight too." It was just a joke, think he must have been gay but not yet out of the closet.lol
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Mate, we are all dying from the moment we are born. And when you get to 70 plus, every day is a bonus. I've had more tubes up my arse than a soho rent boy. Also had cameras up my nose and down my tadger. It's what happens when you get old. Best to accept it and laugh at it. You can't stop time, so enjoy what you have left. Try and take something positive from each day. Just little things. It helps.
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There are so many genuine examples of mass animal suffering, yet a poorly informed Irish politician focuses on hare coursing. Where does she obtain the figure of 6000 netted hares? Seems unlikely to me. Hares are in abundance wherever coursing takes place . As soon as you ban hare coursing on an estate their numbers plummet because they no longer enjoy estate protection from shooting and poaching. So how does banning hare coursing ensure their future conservation? She is a very misguided woman who would be better employed helping her constituents rather than attacking their rights.
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On a really wet evening, I stopped on a country road to help a woman driver with a flat. I asked her if she was OK and she appeared frozen in fear. Never said a word, just shook her head. I drove on sharpish. At first I was angry but then I thought, something must have happened to her in the past to make her react like that. You darent go anywhere near a child for fear of somebody getting hold of the wrong end of the stick. A couple of year back me and the Mrs were taking a stroll in a park, a toddler was running way ahead of her parents and then fell heavily on the tarmac path
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I think it highly unlikely too. But fair play to Greyman, he can believe and do what he likes. Good luck to him. I would love it if he proved everybody wrong. I dont know of any former or existing beef between you and Greyman. I'm not interested in taking sides.
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Aretha Franklin,Etta James, Billie Holliday, Ella Fitzgerald and Tina Turner all suffered tough abusive relationships. I compare it to the best black boxers. You've got to be special to rise from the gutter like they did. You can hear the pain they've suffered in their voices. Makes them powerful performers.
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I was just thinking whether it would be possible to eliminate the fox from the UK. Not because I want to. I was mulling over how clever they are and how they can evade guns, dogs, traps etc. I don't think it would be possible. Definitely wouldn't be possible to eliminate rats. So who knows maybe there are cats out there which have escaped elimination. There's a quotation which reads " Whenever a true genius appears in the world you can bet all the dunces will be in confederacy against him". Its part of human nature to ridicule those with a minority views. Its happens everywhere and righ
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With you now.
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I think it's great Greyman does his thing and doesn't give a f**k about his critics. Carry on carrying on Greyman.
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You can f**k right off. Paul Simpson is a god round these parts. As a cumbrian,you should hang your sorry head in shame. Never deny your roots.Just cos you are defence minister. I will have you know, at one point in 1975, Carlisle were top of the old first division. OK they were relegated in the same season but that stat remains.? Sheep shaggers rule!
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Saw a schnauzer dog docked like that recently. Highlighted its anus perfectly. Pointless practice. Most but not all docking is fashion.
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They didn't like it up em. Melted away like sewer rats. Surprised you put this final above the FA cup and league cup? West Ham won those cups in your lifetime surely?
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"New normal", "think outside the box", "ballpark figure", "people of colour".
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Roe are my favourite deer. Beautiful creatures. A roe buck at dawn is the best way to start the day.
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" I'm truly passionate about my work and I make a difference to people's lives". Yeah, yeah crawling f****r." " Lets run with that on a suck it and see basis" The world is full of David Brents.
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Only seven sleeps hun......argh!
