jukel123
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So all have a shared connection with you. Conclusion? You are a dangerous super carrier who seems able to cancel out the protective effect of the jab. Stay where you are. Don't come anywhere near me. You are a feckin jinx.
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Beat me to it.??
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Scary creatures human beings. Never turn your back on them.
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It's frightening how evil and calculating people can be, even to their own family members. The number of times I have heard people moaning bitterly that an elderly relative is hanging on in a care home and eating up their inheritance. Out of order. Wishing your own people dead? It's the stuff of Stephen King.
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There are many things about the modern world which leave me feeling elderly and confused. Here's a few to be going on with. Tattoes on tits, especially cartoon characters on tits like Pop eye or Spiderman. No I do not look at random tits. They are difficult to keep out of your line of vision. Tattoos on faces and necks. Not good for image or your CV kids. Piercings on tongues, cocks and nipples and rings through noses like a Gloucester sow. Nobody looks better with a piercing. Constant f****n eating. It's become THE recreation activity. Adverts on telly promote grub, grub, gru
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Got one mate. Essential for my hairy arse. Saves on paper too. Or was that too much information?
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Its a horrible way to earn a living whatever spin they put on it. It's a job for the courts and police. Not to make entertainment out of. Sick imo. But I know I'm a miserable b*****d.
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A house like that over here would take a a quarter of an average worker a year's wage to heat it. Then you've got what's known as council tax. This pays for refuse collection, local school, roads etc. On a house like that it would be circa £4000 yearly. Then you'd have to pay for water believe it or not. But the plus side is we get to hunt rabbits and rats without the police bothering us...if you 've got written permission.?
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Yep, if you're ever down on your luck, don't ask a Christian for help.
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You say you have never been propositioned. You may have an aura of straight masculinity or you're an ugly c**t. Which is it?
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Doing anything Saturday night handsome?
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Good point.
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I was watching some Usyk fights and the more you see of him the more impressive he looks. His footwork, speed, punch accuracy and non stop work rate are superb. Fury may be able to lean on him and exhaust him with his near 20 stone of bulk. But I think Usyk is too smart to allow that to happen. If you look at the stats, Usyk is actually 10 pounds heavier than Wilder. Everybody says an undefeated boxer is unbeatable, until it happens. I think Usyk may well make a fool out of Fury in the same way he made an idiot out of Joshua. I hope so. I'm putting a few quid on Usy
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Very good. I'd never thought of that. Here's another puzzler.Why is there this weird thing about lopping foreskins off and certain religious sects? Lopping off clitorises is a popular activity too. Why is there this cleanliness thing about sex? As in priests and nuns must be celibate . As in Mary had to be a virgin. Did Joseph know about her impregnation? Was he cuckloded? Was he OK with bringing up JC or did he secretly think I'm sick of this perfect kid performing these miracles? We may never know or care. It's all bollocks and fairy stories.
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I have no problem with gay people. But I don't think they do themselves any favours with Gay Pride Marches etc. That battle has been won. Nobodys interested in persecting them any more. A few make me recoil like Freddie Mercury, he was kind of in your face sleazy. But some straight sleazeballs make me uncomfortable too. Chubby Brown for one.
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Daft sod knocked on Wilfs door in the middle of the night. Wilf shot him dead and fed him to the pigs. Mackem's big mistake was he had blacked up as a joke. Wild didn't see the funny side.
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That's where you are wrong, my moustache was gayer than Freddies. Even before I knew he was gay ( I'm a bit slow on the take up) that guy made my skin crawl. My Mrs feels the same. Turn off the telly as soon as he appears. I think his lifestyle caught up with him. Aids?
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No doubt he will resurface and tell us the whole story. Maybe not. Sounded very heavy gunfire. I'm dreading a knock on the door and some gestapo like figure asking me how I know him.
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That title got your interest didn't it?? I've been propostioned 3 times. First I was seventeen and hitching a lift. An elderley bloke stopped and proceeded to tell me of an obviously made up story about him having sex with a German , female hitch hiker. He then leant over and felt in my groin and muttered something like "I bet you've got a hard on". I panicked and said "let me out". He said he had a house where I could stay the night. By that time I was really freaked opened the door and said "let me out ya f****n @#$%". He then stopped the car and let me out. Another time I was i
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I think he's an international spy with many enemies. As Cp says he's in deep cover. By a system of incredible encryption he contacted me this morning and told me to tell you all he was safe. I think he intended to say " and well" but there was an interuption which sounded like gunfire. Didn't sound good.
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? Never seen a brindle that shade before.
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You sure there's no Bengal tiger in that dog?
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I remember he used to advertise Luke at stud in The Shooting News. Often advertised dogs or pups for sale. I think he was jailed for selling dog medicines without any authority? Seemed very harsh. Never met him but folk say he was OK.
