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American servicemen Black and white were very popular with women during the war...they had money and their men were away. My dad was in a reserved occupation, he was a docker, so didn't get called up. But he saw plenty of combat.......with American servicemen outside the pubs.lol
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That was near my stamping ground. Did you notice all the dogs had curly tails, were black or brindle and had their own street culture? For example a lot had learned to cross by the the traffic lights, except when a bitch was on heat then they went apeshit and turned into a drooling pack.
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Have you noticed people from different areas of the UK have different walks? Work that one out. The funniest is the swaying diamond geezer walk. Cracks me up.
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People often confused the Manc accent with a Salford accent. Call my Mrs a Manc and she'll chin you.
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The Liverpool accent has changed within a few decades. I could understand the old Liverpudlian comics no problem, Cilla Black, the Beatles etc, but f**k me its sounds so much faster and high pitched now.
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The first thing I suss about a person is their accent. I have learned the following: brummie accents generally belong to retarded people. A fallout with a Glaswegian accent often heralds a violent attack, by a gang of poison dwarfs waiting round the corner. Trust me I know. The northern Ireland accent is an accent you should hear, but immediately retreat from... unless you want to confront a religiously inspired nutjob on jihad. Geordies are generally OK if you can keep up with their genetically superior alcohol consumption, blind allegiance to black and white and some god called SHEERAH! Li
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Geordie builders never use spirit levels. The measure everything way eye man. Boom boom.
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Let me know when the time comes mate. No charge. (JOKE ffs)
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Mate, if those videos area nothing like the kiddie porn you put up ffs take them down.
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Get some camera traps up mate.Satan is nothing more than people at their worst.
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There's truth in that. I'm not much of a historian, and maybe somebody will correct me, but in my view the world is controlled by right wing nut jobs with every vice, who treat us like naive children. Putin, Kim Jung Un, Johnston, Trump, Berlesconi all piss in the same pot. They fire you up with patriotism, send you to war and give nothing in return. Whoever heard of a right wing government which gave you health care, built affordable housing or gave you sick pay, holiday entitlements, pensions and protection from rogue employers? But I am predictable and boring and nobody really changes
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Who knows what the truth is . I would not be surprised. What would Trump or Johnston have to do before the their followers withdraw their support?
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I honestly couldn't watch that. If that is true and not some AI/ photoshop construction, then that man deserves what's coming to him. Whether its Hunter Biden or some hologrammy wizardry. Nobody has answered my question. Are Trump and Johnston complete Teflon types worthy of your vote despite them both being low life?
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As in Stormy Daniels? plus threats to keep,quiet?
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Spooky and a touch of dementia with Biden I reckon. But I keep an open mind. People forget a woman alleged she was raped by Trump when she was 12 years old. She withdrew her allegation just before the election in which Trump was elected president. Why did she mysteriously withdraw her allegations at such a sensitive time?
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I would not allow Trump or Johnston to baby sit children. They are defectives who just don't get the normal rules of decency and moral behaviour. But, incredibly to me, they are perpetual victims and heroes to the right. When tory MPs finally stood up to Johnston and told him the game was up, he, as usual, played the victim card. BJ was then asked under what circumstances he would resign. He did not answer. Here's a similar question for Trump and Johnston fans: under what circumstances would you withdraw your support for either of them? Many people, myself included, despise Blair despit
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Alternatively, if the redstart lays another clutch, the cuckoo gets a second chance to deposit her egg again?
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Spite is not just a human emotion then?
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Anyone tell me what beast of a dog this horrible animal..
jukel123 replied to tb25's topic in General Talk
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Anyone tell me what beast of a dog this horrible animal..
jukel123 replied to tb25's topic in General Talk
Nah. I was pleased the cat didn't get my share of meat. It's all about priorities. I was going back to my accommodation in a taxi late at night in Greece. The driver confided to me that on his last journey, he had ordered the occupants out of his cab. He had run over a cat and his german passengers complained. He said he had lost his rag and left them in the middle of nowhere. He felt it hypocritical that the jerries had bombed his country during the war and now were moaning about a dead cat. Cats were seen as a pretty low form of life in the past and life was tough so, tbh, the cat my -
Anyone tell me what beast of a dog this horrible animal..
jukel123 replied to tb25's topic in General Talk
I got the expression from my old man too. The days of political,correctness hadn't arrived. I remember, just after the war, ( 2nd World War smart arses). We had the luxury of meat for Sunday dinner. The old fella was just about to divvy up the roast when a stray cat appeared through an open window and tried to take off with the roast. The old man was on it like a shot, grabbed it by the back legs and smashed its head against the wall. He the finished it off, put it in the bin, and went back to carving. Job done. -
Anyone tell me what beast of a dog this horrible animal..
jukel123 replied to tb25's topic in General Talk
It hold its head in a funny angle. Needs a bit of lead behind it's ear to balance it's body. Dogue de bordeax/ American bully? Crossed with shit making machine? -
Top man. History is important.
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There's a Durham Miners Gala every year in July. It's a celebration of working class community,solidarity and internationalism. 200000 people generally attend. All the old pit villages still parade their banners. Miners who stuck it out and miners who were beaten up and fitted up by the police at Orgreave are feted as heroes. I find it really moving. But I know a lot on here will laugh and sneer at that.
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You are not entitled to an opinion on a northern comic. You are a humourless soft southerner.