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jukel123

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  1. Bit of respect lads, after all, he's a war hero. Twenty five Taliban notches on his gun and didn't even lose his ability to sweat. As Mainwearing used to say: "stupid boy".
  2. Pointless sacking Moyes. The players are responsible. I had no idea Gold had played for West Ham. Fairplay.
  3. Part of any walk is turning over sheeting or logs. I've found sloworms in the very North of Scotland. You would think it too cold, but its a haven for amphibians. They have access to abundant food sources and next to no pollution.
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    Pet hates.

    He's more than welcome.
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    Pet hates.

    Plus a panting dog in tow not forgetting a whistle on a lanyard. Together with a bored wife forced to wear a Barbour jacket.
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    Pet hates.

    That bloke looks like he's a recovering mixie rabbit and the moaning face to his right looks like she's got to sleep with him.
  7. No understanding some people. Decent offer and he gives us the cold shoulder.
  8. The design reminds me of a Harry Houdini escape. Houdini once had himself locked into a huge, walk_ in safe. It was the most sophisticated safe available. After a few hours he emerged, soaked in sweat and was given huge applause. What he didn't tell the audience, was that to get out, he simply used the inside door handle. The inside door handle was designed to let out anybody who accidentally locked themselves in to get out again. The security aspects of the safe were to stop people getting into the safe. Not the other way round.
  9. Can I sleep in your bed Wolfie? Got a bad back mate, need a soft bed.
  10. I hadn't read that mate. Fairplay.
  11. "You support that priest dont you". Out of order. Just to be absolutely clear I do not support that man. Please apologise now that I've made that absolutely clear.
  12. There is no need to resort to insults like that. Completely out of order. You show some balls and apologise.
  13. You are being your usual hostile,unchristian, hysterical self Francie. An old style fire and brimstone evangelical preacher casting people like me into eternal hell and damnation. Who said anything about sex positions? You are just scaring yourself now. In my experience, it's catholic teachers and carers who have the most polished, holy personnas that can be the most dangerous and evil. At least this fella has got a visual warning about him. He's unlikely to get away with anything even if he wanted to.
  14. I have a suggestion. If they feel insulted by he,she, him or her. How about being referred to as 'it' ?
  15. You're right. Isn't Andrew Tate a Muslim? Figures.
  16. Imo, this is just a narcissist looking for attention. These nutjobs wallow in victimhood. He needs to look at the effect his pantomime dame look has on his kids. He is a small time, attention seeking, drag queen. The people you have really got to worry about are the psycho priests and nuns who torture and abuse children. At the same time they bully people into donating their hard earned money into an institution with obscene wealth. In the past (and for all I know it's still happening), priests, monks and nuns have raped, sold and murdered children on an industrial scale. Every rel
  17. I've ran that fecker 3 times. Just too good for my dogs. Straight lined them every time.
  18. I didn't say that. All men are born equal isn't a very revolutionary idea. It's common sense.
  19. Is he the second coming? Jesus?
  20. Rub its beaks in mutton mate. Alternatively, tackle up your fishing rod and attach line to the eagles neck. As soon as it flies toward a lamb,strike! Works every time.
  21. They aren't too successful either, at least my mate's polar bear. Plenty of guts but lacks stamina and has dodgy feet. There was a bloke down the pub had a one. f****n mustard on walrus. Had three in one night, can't beat lightforce lamps. Story is he had a heart attack carrying them home.
  22. We've had ' could a bullcross take a honey badger' a red stag or a timber wolf? It's only a matter of time until we get could a bullcross take that walrus single handed? '
  23. The whole awards system is so corrupt and laughable that its a badge of honour not to receive one. It was revealed recently that 27 tory Lords had donated £50 million pounds to the tory party. But there's no suggestion you can buy yourself into the House of Lords and make laws undemocratically is there? That would be in your face corruption wouldn't it? Nothing to see here. Move along.
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