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  1. There's a first. The delicacies of Pattaya described in terms of Pork and Potato.
  2. Kids survive the most horrible education systems. Proof? The millions of kids who were traumatised/ abused/ brutalised by Catholic Church schools in the past. I'm sure there are weirdo teachers nowadays. But they don't hold a candle( pun intended) to the systemic cruelty practised by the catholic Church. I hope they are better now.
  3. Body integrity disorder. AKA_ pathetic woman craves sympathy and attention.
  4. You've rumbled me mate. Labour will be electioneering on a platform of: 'You want a tranny for a neighbour? Vote Labour!' Or: 'Cocks off! Fannies in!' Or : 'Death penalty for two blue tick scrawlers.' And finally 'Kurt Zouma to be banned from working with children in case he sends a cat_ child into the stratosphere.'
  5. The Daily Mail had many thousands of old ladies checking their house hadn't got two blue chalk marks etched on the side of their houses. This was an urban myth, gleefully spread by the Mail. Apparently two blue tricks on the side of your house was a secret sign that pit bull baiters had identified a dog living there which their dogs could rip to pieces. Cruel on the old dears really.
  6. Taxidermists have to be really careful that none of the rare animals or birds they are given have been shot or poisoned. Pellet wounds are not always obvious on a dead bird, but if a taxidermist is raided and found in possession of a rare bird which has been shot. Its the end of his livelihood. A friend of mine does taxidermy. The police on night shift often used to bring him fresh carcases of birds and animals killed on the motorway. Then one morning the police arrived in numbers, with a warrant to search his freezers etc. No amount of explaining that the majority of his mounts had
  7. It's on YouTube if you can't get it through that link.
  8. The Daily Mail is a far right comic. Stats show the majority of its readers are elderly females with a few bob. Blue rinse, vinegar piss types. These readers love being shocked by fictitious reports like this. It keeps them gossiping and they love the feeling of being eternally affronted . The Daily Mail is owned by the ultra rich and far right VIscount Rothemere. He inherited the paper from his grandfather who supported Hitler and fascism during the second World War. The Daily Mail continues to support far right individuals and far right governments. Much of its content centres around
  9. I was chatting to a small shopkeeper who complained that her card machine company charges her £300 a month to process payments. I've noticed a lot of small businesses have a cash only policy. I thought it was to avoid tax but it may be because of punishing card charges. Or a combination of those two factors?
  10. Is that paid work or voluntary?
  11. The pup just needs a girl guide with a spare 450 notes. It will then become a blind dog for the guide. Boom boom.
  12. I've got it now lads. Thanks. Brilliant app.
  13. Fair, the Dangerous Dogs Act is a farce but it's not exactly policed. You can find apbt litters openly advertised.If we had compulsory insurance, cops could take these dogs if owners could not produce an insurance policy. No insurance,no dog.
  14. American stats show the apbt to be involved in more attacks and fatalities than any other breed by far. Compulsory,breed specific insurance would deter a lot of idiots from owning aggressive dogs. Just been reading that Eskimos often de_ fang their sled dogs to stop them killing each other and children. Don't think that would go down well as solution here though.
  15. I was asked for my credit card details.Is that normal or did I do something wrong?
  16. jukel123

    Gold

    I've got some gold coins you can have mate. Just send me your address. A friend of mine discovered a roman coin. Research revealed it to be awarded to somebody who had served 25 years in the roman army. The coin entitled the bearer to a pension and an acre of land in Italy. I have sleepless nights wondering whether the bloke ,lost all his benefits along with the coin.Lol. I have a military coin which belonged to my grandad. It was awarded for service in the Boer war. I also have a photo of him looking out of the bars of a glasshouse. He apparently went apeshit when he lost a boxin
  17. Think it's you who is changing the goal posts Chid. Initially you stated the practice does not exist, now you claim its perfectly legitimate. But its not OK. Obviously it's folk with no money who are affected by this policy. Forcibly fitting a meter does not make a vulnerable pensioner or children of a broke parent warm. It means people get cold because there is no money to feed the meter.. And that is not pleasant believe me. No violins, but I have been there as a kid. How about energy companies taking a tiny hit on their obscene profits, incurred by a tiny minority of custo
  18. Think your post would shock an American or a French person. They have a strong sense of having basic human rights.. You can't have people breaking into vulnerable people's homes. People fall on hard times. That doesn't give the fat cat energy companies the right to break down your door.
  19. A warrant allows them to break into your house if you are not in or refuse entry. Magistrates rubberstamp these warrants without any qualms. An English man's home is his castle. It's not on.
  20. I prefer mine with tomatoes and egg.
  21. /d/img/dual-masthead-placeholder-16x9-6a9822c61a.png Exposed: How British Gas debt agents break into homes of vulnerable WWW.THETIMES.CO.UK British Gas routinely sends debt collectors to break into customers’ homes and force-fit pay-as-you-go meters, even when they are known to have extreme vulnera
  22. We all know keeping running dogs these days is a risky business. Even a country walk with a lurcher can sometimes bring you to the attention of the police. However, I think I have the solution. I am going to buy this blind sighthound pup with a split nose. That way I can reassure concerned policemen that I am not in pursuit of game or vermin. Her name is Precious and she is a snip at £450.00. What do you reckon? Just a moment... WWW.PETS4HOMES.CO.UK
  23. jukel123

    Gold

    A gypsy guy I know wears a lot of gold. He's got gold necklaces which rival a super rich rap performer. He says his fingers are too fat for anybody to remove his gold rings. I don't like to tell him that wouldn't stop certain determined robbers.
  24. It's true mate, private companies can break into your home and install pre_ payment meters. I live in Scotland where a few weeks back, a law was passed making it illegal to hunt rabbits with dogs. As you yanks say: ' go figure'. If you can dodge the crossfire from bullets, you are better off where you are bud.
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