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Outlaw Pete

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  1. Rhys; Your farmer friends really do need come out of the dark ages I'd suggest they put up nest boxes for the starlings. Encourage them to breed themselves stupid. I live in livestock farming country too. All my neighbors are farming people. And I'm running myself ragged trying to keep up with the demand for my starling nest boxes.
  2. Otters actually have a very much thicker tail than that creature's showing, mate. Ears are completely different too. Hell; Whole skull shape and facial structure's completely wrong anyway. Length of limbs and body? Nothing fits for an animal not found within thousands of miles of Wales. Yes, immersion aids the slipping of any fur. It also bloats bodies too. Damage to the frontal muzzle is anybodies guess. Study the shots though and it's hard to fit that poor thing to anything other than a 'Bull Terrier. I'll leave the circumstances leading to its being slung into the sea to your own
  3. Got a sickly song stuck in my f**king head! That'll teach me .....

    1. Outlaw Pete

      Outlaw Pete

      I'd forgotten about this! :D It was that f**king " We are the world " tripe. Badger culling / Brian May did it!

       

      Gone now. I have ~ ironically! ~ a Queen number instead! FFS!

       

    2. walshie

      walshie

      Don't think of the tune to the Great Escape then. It'll be there for days.

    3. Outlaw Pete

      Outlaw Pete

      La, la, la, la, laah! I Can't Hear You!!!

       

      My head is clear of songs now ~ following a thirty minute phone call. I refuse to be invaded again.

       

      At least until tomorrow, when the first thought in my head will stick like shit to a blanket!

       

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  4. You got that off your chest then, mate?
  5. I hear Brian's working on a protest song already .....
  6. What ever the f**k it is; Could it be termed " Finger Licking Good " ?
  7. Relax, Goldfinch The man did me a favour (And I mean he did me a favour. Nothing sinister implied here) years ago. Shaun and I could feel each other out, by PM, in a couple of simple memories. He lent me something. I never got to give it back. It's haunted me, ever since, that he should simply accept that I'm dishonorable No F**king Way! I Owe the guy. I'm hunting him to pay
  8. I think that's his name? North Eastern lad. Ran a Saluki cross, back in the day. Pretty sure he was on Moochers too. PM's will be fine.
  9. CockWhiper ....? Tissue Tykes? Kleenex Curs? Dick Drier Dogs? Spunk Soaking Spaniels ....? I'll stop there. Let somebody else take up the game Canine Cum Cleaners ....? (Sorry. Carry on )
  10. Perfectly good meat. Many people favour younger, smaller rabbits. Not a great deal of difference in the handling.
  11. " Denial, in ordinary English usage, is asserting that a statement or allegation is not true. The same word, and also abnegation, is used for a psychological defense mechanism postulated by Sigmund Freud, in which a person is faced with a fact that is too uncomfortable to accept and rejects it instead, insisting that it is not true despite what may be overwhelming evidence. " Wiki.
  12. Doing my best to figure it out without doing it myself, mate? I'd imagine downloading it to your machine with Free YouTube Downloader would be a start. I use that. I also have a 'Free FLV Player'. That's on Google too. I guess that, or any 'Converter' will give you the format you require. It's all got a bit much for me to take in any more, I'm afraid
  13. I know I've found this a bit late to wish you Happy Birthday on the day, " Gaz ". But, I'm sure we can now all join in making a note on our calendars so that, next year, we can all chorus; " Happy Birthday, 'Gaz_1989'. Formerly known as 'Gareth_Daniel' " You'll NEVER live this down, mate! No f**king way will we let you!
  14. Just for the record; West' father actually taught him, quite deliberately and methodically, the tenet of: " F**k anyone and anything " They were a rural / farming family. Fred was taught that animals, as well as the little girl who lived down the lane were all fair game. But, the 'most important' thing ~ 'Daddies Strictest Rule' ~ Fred was indoctrinated with was: Don't Ever Get Caught!!! Perhaps we can imagine how furious Mr West (Senior) might have been with Fred then. " What did I always tell you, Fred ....?! "
  15. I just can't even begin to try to express how happy I am to hear that! It's surely nothing short of a f**king miracle! I'll raise a glass to them both tonight. And I wish to god that poor b@stard and his dog could be here to share some with me.
  16. That book was written in 1987. Things have changed since then.
  17. FastDogz; If you become a Donator on here, they'll let you into the Chat Room. No idea if there's anything happens in there. But, it may be an idea for when the net slows down for you? I can appreciate your problem. I move in a constant, small circle of sites. And it gets a bit dull, right about now, doesn't it?
  18. Picking up on what Tegator said there ~ and I'm not questioning anyone. Just making an observation and, perhaps, asking an honest and open question; I believe it is illegal to release a non native. Glis glis most definitely have to be killed, once taken. Foxes? Dunno. I do wonder though if that isn't a chinese whisper that's become worthy of Snopes debunking? My thought, stemming from all this, though is: What about cats? Not native, are they? Just like the 'Edible Dormouse', they were shipped in by man, for man. Bit like f**king Islamists aren't they, cats?
  19. Well, that sort of seems to work, Ian. Only, it gives us the quote system we all know and love. But, it takes away Everything else! No use of smileys, Italics, what ever If this post turns out looking half right, it's because I've taken the trouble to quote you, in BBCode. Then Copy / Paste that here, by means of Backing to the start and replying all over again, out of BBC. Does that make sense? F**king hard work and I doubt many here will know how to manage that, even if they could be bothered. Doesn't half take away the spontaneity of answering a post. Dare I ask why you chang
  20. Kev; I avoided the very title of this thread. Thought, " Oh, keep your choice of lyrics to your self! ". Then I got curious. But read " I used to be in a band and write. " I nearly gagged! Just what I'd expected! So, I read a line. Or two ..... Just kept reading. Finished it. Soberly reached for the " Like " button. Fair play, mate. But, try to perform that today? They'd kick the f**king doors in. Close the venue. Cart you and the band away as " Inciting Racial Hatred " Why not start a new band? Call yourselves " The True Prophets ". Have that as your signature tune?
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