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  1. Outlaw Pete
    I don't f**king believe I just read that! Rat Catching just met Nigella Lawson!!!
  2. Outlaw Pete
    Perhaps someone would be kind enough to explain that to one who doesn't drive ....?
  3. Outlaw Pete
    I dress all in black and put my hood up. Then go kneel in the bushes, beneath the lamp lit trees and bushes on this footpath by the railway line near my estate. I do things there. Trouble is, these c**ts with dogs keep disturbing me
  4. Outlaw Pete
    And what the f**k has that poor tree ever done to him? Hardly able to hit him back either
  5. Outlaw Pete
    Crazy! " Roller "? Maybe that name stems from people trying to say " Ray Alan ", without moving their lips?
  6. Outlaw Pete
    What I couldn't believe, when I cracked that link open, was the photo! My mind's done a double take as I've thought; " Why's the muzzer wearing that glitzy gear? " F**king unbelievable!
  7. Outlaw Pete
    Be sure to mention that on your exam paper. Show them you Really know your stuff
  8. Outlaw Pete
    That's mental! Why do they do that? I've never seen, or heard of, that before. Are they taking the piss?
  9. Outlaw Pete
    :toast: Mine arrived today, Matt'!!! F**king Hell! I'd just got through to it ~ Rip! Slash! Trembling Fingers! ~ Pulled it free and I'm like: " Oh My F**king God!!!!! " And that's just the pouch! Drew the knife out slowly. I wanted to savour it! And did I?! The photo's simply hadn't done it proper justice. Photo's are shit! It's Holding a thing like this that makes your mouth go dry! I had to show someone so, I've walked a mile up to my mates place and shown him. Well impressed, of course! I don't expect he's ever even seen Damascus before? Insanely, he enthused about
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    " The Secret of Crickley Hall " I enjoyed the book. But, I couldn't see the adaptation on TV. Incredibly; A mate sent me a copy of that, the other day. And I sat and watched it. I was so engrossed in it that I just sat here, all night, watching it start to finish. Bloody fantastic dramatisation. Finally crawled into bed at 06:00. Little did I know that Jim was passing over, right about that time Heh. Kind of bitter sweet, really. People always say, " Where were you when JFK bought it? ". Fancy that; If asked about Jim, I'll actually be able to truthfully say I was sat, mesmer
  11. Outlaw Pete
    Heard this yesterday. Absolutely shocked beyond words. Click.
  12. Outlaw Pete
    BH; I'm taking it you've got ~ or at least heard ~ the Radio 4 production of the Len Deighton novel, " Bomber " ? Without doubt, simply the best drama adaptation I've ever heard over a radio
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    F**k me! Someone, over the age of sixteen, who knows how to do it from a phone!
  14. Outlaw Pete
    You need to read " Moles And Their Control " by Guy N. Smith. Probably the best book ever written on the subject No. Alright. That was a bare faced lie
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    Too Old

    Outlaw Pete replied to NEWKID's topic in General Talk

    You just wait till your brain says you can't do it. Your body says it has to! That's it. Game over! Avoid eye contact as you do the 'John Wayne Stroll' to the nearest refuge
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    Too Old

    Outlaw Pete replied to NEWKID's topic in General Talk

    I'm a lot older than you then. And I walk like that most days of the week. Usually because, despite doing nothing to cause it, I just have! F**k it all. Enjoy yourself doing what ever you enjoy
  17. Outlaw Pete
    Just managed to grab a copy of this (latest) edition of " Rogue Warrior " from Amazon. But, f**k me; It's selling out as I type!
  18. Outlaw Pete
    Been ferreting much?
  19. Outlaw Pete
    Liam Neeson? Got to be, hasn't it?! What is it Paddy said? " When you simply Must kill everyone in the room? Shoot the first person to say a word. They've realised there's actually a man with a gun standing there. Then, shoot the nearest man to you. He's next likely to cause you any embarrassment. " I mean, FFS! Man's a f**king legend, just for coming out with that! And, what about that time, in France, I think it was? Turned a corner in his Landy. Whole road, as far as the eye can see, is lined with a huge convoy of German trucks, bristling with Germans! Paddy sees thi
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    Preloved

    Outlaw Pete replied to gravel's topic in General Talk

    07854842370 As Wig says. Sellers name is " ClaraBella ". Says to ring evenings.
  21. Outlaw Pete

    Steroids

    Outlaw Pete replied to Lloyd90's topic in General Talk

    What; No shades, like Sox ....?
  22. Outlaw Pete
    My favourites are the retards who, when someone offers something for sale, just have to post; " I wish I was nearer, mate. " Yes. So do I wish you were nearer! Then I could reach out and f**king throttle you for posting that shit!
  23. Outlaw Pete
    Don't taste the water!
  24. Outlaw Pete

    Kunts

    Outlaw Pete replied to troter58's topic in General Talk

    I got chewed by this big bitch myself, one time. And she swallowed. She was just dur ~ tay!
  25. Outlaw Pete
    I like them
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