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Outlaw Pete

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  1. It will, very likely, pan out that way. Dog got out. It can and does happen. Dog then seems to have randomly decided to attack someone though ....? Without bothering to read up on all the amendments to the " Dangerous Dogs " bollocks; Doesn't that sound like a solid, cast iron example of 'A Dog Dangerously Out of Control in Public' ? Blame the Breed, Deed, Little Green Men Who Live At The Bottom Of The Garden; The dog got out and bit a random passer by. End Of. How many Bull or Mastiff type owners would get the chance to say; " Oops! Awfully sorry about that. It won't happen
  2. Yep. Again, exactly as Millet just said (F**k trying to quote him! ) I'm getting the 'quote boxes' alright now. But, just try to cut one line 'too many' out of the vertical spacing? And, suddenly, it's all over. Hack your way back to the original thread and start all over again Truly vile system. Just causing misery. And one I've never came across anywhere else before
  3. This is what the new quote box should look like... quote.jpg Try repeating what you have done and also pressing ctrl and F5 together after that. Hmm. Well, I appear to be getting there, Ian. See above. But; How do I cut your quotation of me out of it, please? What I really wanted to show here was like; IanB Said: " Try repeating what you have done and also pressing ctrl and F5 together after that. " See what I mean? Tried cutting the extraneous out. Back to square one though. Complete mess
  4. I've just cleared mine and I'm still seeing what Millet does. And it's bloody hard to work with. How about if we run a Disc Clean Up? Though, I suspect that would only try to clean our cache again? Yes. I never have been called a 'Geek'
  5. I enjoyed that Look at that High Security place, where they put the real filth. F**k me! That guy in the glasses? I bet he'd give Anything to be able to get at his wrists and end his mental destruction. But, they've got him covered on that one, look! Not a single, decent f**king moment to look forward to till he dies of old age! That's a 'Life Sentence' like it should f**king be! Just what it says on the can! He'll never f**king do That again now, will he? Prick! But, what about the other end though? Dimitri's parole hearing. Did you catch that blonde chick?! F**k Me!!! Young ma
  6. I love this sort of older stuff Those mental little cages, made just for a certain type of canary to go in? Brilliant! People cared and took such pride, back in the day. My Uncle kept birds. Canaries, Natives, god knows what. I gave him a goldfinch and he never stopped marvelling at it and saying how good it was till the day he (Uncle Bill) died. Lo and behold; I start doing the old family tree game and scratch away at the surface of Uncle Bill, along the way. I can't be certain without checking. But his Dad, or Grandad, on one census, put his occupation down as " Bird Fancier "!
  7. Thinking of Carp Man 1's Avatar.

    1. Outlaw Pete

      Outlaw Pete

      F**k! Please!!! I'm about to try and read an article in the Telegraph and you're saying That to me?! LMFAO!

       

    2. .WARREN.

      .WARREN.

      go look at hot babe thread in general chat,

    3. TUFFTY

      TUFFTY

      pete stop ripping yourself to pieces over an avator pmsl

      you will have shares in kleenex by the end of the week pmsl

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  8. but who was that bloke in the suite and glasses he smoked a pipe aswell :laugh: Maxwell Knight ....?
  9. Ah! 10-4, mate Yeah. Like I said; I think people just don't bother to try, or even have the opportunity, these days. When you think about it? Lot of trouble. For what? Bragging rights ....? A clip buried on You Tube? I think attention spans are getting too short, these days.
  10. Lost me there, mate. I don't think I've yet come across a reliable source (That I remember, that is) of stoat taming. I could put you in touch with a man though who's had a weasel. Got the photo's to prove it too
  11. I'm not really sure what the drive of this thread is. But, there's a book I read, in the sixties. " Mink On My Shoulder ". Dust cover illustrated just that. Author, stooped over and with a f**king great (Champaign?) buck mink sat on his shoulder. That was a while back now and I really can't remember the details. I think he was a Mink Farmer though. And he seemed to find this creature a bit of an amazing one off. Maybe they are. Maybe people just don't bother trying to tame mink? Why would anyone? Wasn't it Phil Drabble who wrote " Weasel In My Meat Safe " ?
  12. Tuffty; I can't cite this, because I can't remember where I read it. And, rather sinister, if you ask me; I can't find it on Google! But, unless I dreamed the whole thing, I seem to remember recently having read of a High Court Injunction banning a protest outside some muslims house, in London. They're not allowed to go within five hundred yards of the place and anyone who tries is guaranteed a lift in a white van! " Contempt of Court ". The order also listed the names of the 'ring leader' types who the court had its beady eye firmly fixed on. Each of them was the leading men of thing
  13. This couple were involved in a prang. Then things got emulsional
  14. F**k That! I'm sitting here with a hole in the inner thigh of my denims. Nice little reminder of the time the Hoof Trimming Disc backfired ..... Could've been a lot worse, I suppose. If it had hit me eight inches higher
  15. Can't watch that video ~ unfortunately ~ due to the state of this pc. But, yes; I saw the man, live. Christ almighty, how we laughed! That man represents the last f**king bastion of what kept england from slipping down the s bend. Islam never stood a chance, all the time there was Bernard ready to publicly say: ' F**k off back to your shit soaked deserts, you rag headed, kiddie f**king, queer kuntz! ' And then, spontaneously break out into a beautiful rendition of Nessun Dorma
  16. Gnipper; I had a cousin who was a habitual hand wringer. (I'm sure you've met the sort, around the fairs?) One time, I've finally got myself into this particular, right slapper. I'd been in the queue for a week or three. Now I'm busy making my mark on it and there's a knocking! I poke my head out, and there's Ronnie. He's wringing his hands like a f**king washing machine. And his eyes are darting around like a pin ball! Turns out he's come to offer me some work. Fine. Yeah. See you Monday, Ron ..... I've turned back to the bed, Her legs still spread wide. Wiped the now coolin
  17. :laugh: I can't stop f**king laughing! It hurts! How the f**k ....?!
  18. You're a f**king legend. Neil! Long live blokes like you!
  19. Only Ever lamp on the brightest, sunniest days. The beam throws so much further and tighter
  20. Excuse me, mate; Have we met? Or are you just in the habit of running around the internet, asking for it with people you don't concern?
  21. It's on my shelf, Malt ~ Along with " The War Zone " and the other films I strongly recommend Did you never find yourself asking WTF the thing on his right thigh was ....? Know when they're doing the impersonations, and he's got this f**king great builders rig strapped to his leg? It's simply never explained, is it? I lent my (DC) copy to a mate of mine. He's sat there, about to watch it, and his wife asks him what it is. He says, " Leon. Pete's lent me it. " She's like, 'Pfffftt! Leon? You've seen that half a dozen times! '. But, he assured her that I'd said This version would
  22. Scot; No Way should anybody give Anything away about that film. Just take my word for it: It's Grim, start to finish. There isn't a light note throughout. That said? It's f**king brilliant and well worth a look. Just don't get it for a light evenings entertainment
  23. Ahh! At last! Someone else who's seen it! F**king vile, wasn't it?! I picked up on it through another forum. Thread about 'Bleak Films'. F**k me! That was about as bleak as they get! Right from the opening moments, that kiddie on a bike, you're being sucked into the bleakness. But, when he said what he does, in the hospital? My mind just shut down. I simply couldn't get my head down to That f**king level! Tim Roth and Ray Winstone? How formidable can it get?
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