Outlaw Pete
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Brilliant! Total self piss take!
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'Long as you're sorted, mate
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It's a raccoon, for sure. I remember long since hearing how they have raccoons and musk rats (of all things!) in Germany. Quick look at Google shows raccoons are now all the rage (See what I just did there? ) in western Poland too. Raccoon Dogs are all over Poland too, now. But, their tails aren't banded, or so I believe? Raccoon Tails.
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* New * British Citizenship Test: Could You Pass ?
Outlaw Pete replied to Outlaw Pete's topic in General Talk
Didn't I catch it on the news that the latest census results show that a million UK households don't use english as their first language? -
Every last f**ker in the UK shipped off out of it. Made to take this test to be allowed back in. Would You see home again? Could You?
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This site has Never slowed down for me. It wouldn't f**king Dare!!!
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Who's that white haired c**t who 'fixed things' ....? No! Not Him! Max Clifford I was thinking of. Bet PT could afford a bit of his help too. I can just imagine the phone calls: " Hullo, Max? It's Pete. Listen: I've got a spot of bother here ..... " " Hullo, Jim? Max. Pete's caught a bit of flak, mate. I need you to have a word with the Friday Morning boys ..... " " Now then, now then ..... " What goes round and round in Circles. Aside from PT's arm ....? Interesting, perhaps, for any of us who can manage to outlive him
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Beat me to it! I was just about to ask if our Peter was still " Researching " kiddie porn Savvile, Glitter? 'Monsters'. Townsend? 'Legend'.
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F**k " Charlie Says ", Lara. That's got nothing to do with it. Malt knows. This is a primal thing. Hearkening back to the days of mud and wattle huts. Times when everybody spoke with a strangely mangled, 'West County' accent and looked vaguely like 'Baldric'. " Oh, no, saar! You don't want to be goin near Thaaart waadder! Not thaart waadder ..... Speshly nart be Night, saar ..... "
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Beauty is too; That second one's completely land locked. It's simply There. Nothing for miles around it but barely visited fields. At least the first one has a road beside it and is managed by a fishing club. Second one ....? Something or someone could live there. Doing things. And never be seen. No fishermen ever go there. Truth is? I don't think anybody goes there! Just no reason to. And the local farmers have far better things to do with their sparse and valuable time. Then there's The Stories .....!
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Warren; That's a ten minute (or less?) drive from here Malt; You think that one's bad? Try This f**ker! Few hundred yards from where I'm sitting. And no: I Don't f**king go there at night!
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Scot; I remember when Jacques Cousteau field trialled similar for ship wreck survivors. Against shark attack. Like a big condom. They had their boy out of the water quick sharp, once those f**king sharks started looking just a little Too curious! Bloke I read about was a Red Neck. We all know what they're like .....
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How about this place, Malt? Up for a skinny dip? Race you to the other side? (You'd see a man sprint on f**king water!)
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You know what? That's a bloody good point! Me too, now I think of it! There is something about that inky stillness, isn't there? (Shudders) When I was a kid, I read an American sporting magazine. It had like a 'comic' story in there. Illustrated with pen and ink drawings. It was about some bloke who went fishing for catfish as big as himself. He went for them in the swamps. Places where all was still, black and scary quiet. Roots plunging into the water. Scary! Worst of it is ....? He'd go in there floating in a lorry inner tube!!! Body through the hole. Armpits hooked over the
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Ah. Okay. Malt; Are you saying you don't know if 'Mixpod' (was it?) still works? Or the whole Profile Music thing? Only, having spent half the day sorting out a clip and getting it hosted, I now find I slot in all the right stuff. Click the right buttons. Hit Save ..... and am directed back to the original page. With all that I just typed gone! Can you imagine how happy a bunny I am now? If it Is a defunct option, might not it be removed, to save others all this f**king grief for nothing?
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Thanks, Malt. I'm onto it I'll post back as and when I have a result.
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Anyone know where we can plant an MP3 to get the URL, please? I see Photobucket doesn't host music and I'm wary of one of these 'five minutes and your times up' hosts. Thanks for any pointers. I Googled and my head came off.
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" Officers believe the bolt may have entered the duck's head through the ear canal. " So, it's fair to assume then that it's Deffy Duck?
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FPMSL!!!
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:icon_eek: Oh My F**king God!!!
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You really must see This one then!
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To be fair, most of us nurses fear having to deal with dirty undies too ! I was once working in a big department store when I overheard some sales girls on the Top Shop (Top Man? What ever it was) counter discussing some old bloke who was always returning garments. Seemed he'd brought back a pair of underpants and the girl had been horrified to find he's " Been dirty in them. " I thought; Silly bits of girls! Spot of PVA adhesive? Get over it! Earn your money. Take them home and bung them in the wash. Some time later, on my travels into the bowels of this huge shop, I encount
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Link! Please!!!
