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RubyTex

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  1. RubyTex

    The Baw

    Dam the plot thickens, he aint even scotish coming out with a fraze like that, he is an american school girl Hahaha "haters gonna hate bitches"
  2. Wonder if anyone's ever reported me tell tale tits
  3. Mackerel are definitely in at Hartlepool and all over the north east........water has been shite coloured over the last week maybe why nowts been caught but should be clearing up
  4. I missed it too! Happy belated birthday you auld fart
  5. P.s how many fat springers?? Fat barrel chested pets...shocking waste of good dogs!
  6. Had a good day today, disappointed no gun dog class and parents letting their kids run wild when demonstrations were being done...but on the whole a decent day out and had a good chat with the chap doing the gun dog display
  7. I'm off there with the pup, not sure it's much cop but worth a look
  8. why did you bother changing it?!
  9. Haha Fury's arse is nipping there....don't worry Tyson you'll still have some of your features left after Haye has finished with you....bring it on
  10. Don't pay your license fee
  11. You can't talk! Oldie Happy birthday Millet mate
  12. RubyTex

    Gazza

    Didn't a bunch of his sporting mates stump up a load of cash for rehab not long ago? He's had chance after chance after chance, people have supported him financially and given him a shoulder to cry on, taken him out for dinner, golf etc but he still falls back into the trap. There's only so much other people can do, the rest is down to him!! He's a nice guy, met him a few years back, but enough is enough.
  13. Had this conversation the other day with a bird i'm trying to pull when i basically told her i'm skint, being honest worked when most women would tell you where to stick your dole card.......apparently money means nothing to her but in the long run she just wants a good healthy family, a roof over her head and to be happy. Early days but i'm not arguing with that Definitely recommend camping....the UK is a beautiful place. Look at Fuji's pictures, down near Malt it's beautiful, down Somerset/Cornwall way....beautiful and only costs the petrol + pitching. If you want pollution, shitty nap
  14. People don't seem to realise what their dog can do...there's a muppet who walks around here with an American Bulldog, the guy clearly doesn't know his arse from his elbow with dogs nevermind something so powerful and yet let's the f****r off the lead. It never listens to him, runs amock jumping up at kids, at people and at dogs, Tex stands his ground with it but Ruby is afraid of it's sheer size and yelps and it goes for her. Luckily last time i was out my brother was there to pick her up, the f***ing thing was jumping up snarling and snapping at her though. When the guy eventually got to
  15. RubyTex

    Pranks.....

    You lot stuffing things up mens arseholes
  16. sweating like a fat lass in a sweet shop!

  17. RubyTex

    Pranks.....

    Tell us about the time you replaced the Darjeeling in mummy's tea caddy for Earl Grey. ....................He was in serious trouble with that. Mummy banned him from chess club for a whole month and he wasnt allowed in the library for two... PMSL...where this assumption that i'm a posh lad comes from is beyond me fecking library aye right!
  18. RubyTex

    Pranks.....

    Some crackers FPMSL
  19. "i didn't want to look honest"
  20. RubyTex

    Fat People

    kit kat chunkies, well I know one thing and it wont be through shagging.......... my left arm is built like a tank, not sure why
  21. Well we all know that's not true
  22. RubyTex

    Fat People

    5ft 10 and 12 stone 6, BMI is 25.24 so just over the threshold into 'overweight'....must be all them KitKat chunkies i eat I am on a work out plan at the minute mainly to tone and not lose weight so we shall see how i end up
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