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RubyTex

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  1. Just off to get the violins out 2 mins
  2. You'll never guess what the ginger one has been up to?? Been making strawberry f***ing jam while she paints his kitchen!!!!!!!! Talk about role reversal, he is the biggest fanny going
  3. thunder and lightning here now on top of monsoon rain...lovely summer lol

    1. paulus

      paulus

      been like that for days and days if not weeks here,

    2. RubyTex

      RubyTex

      Rain doesn't bother me it's the thunder and lightning, i'll be frazzled lol...the rain keeps the muppets in doors ;)

  4. I've got all the gear and no idea, very much the same as Gnash, can smack a ball but the delicate shots are no good to me like. Last time i played a round i nearly took a little kiddies head off, lost umpteen balls and got soaked. Balls to that carry on!
  5. Hmmm...will post sound clips when i get them...
  6. Lol what makes you think a ghost would wanna appear to you? They'd see you drinking diet irn bru and leave the house in disgust
  7. Spot on Max, if my knowledge is spot on, Private Theophilus Jones aged 29, of 18th Battalion, Durham Light Infantry copped a shell manning the Maxim machine gun at the front of the Battery. The rest of the gun crew died shortly after from their wounds but he died outright thus 'Theo' became the first soldier to die on British soil.. Such a f***ing geek
  8. I understand that, each to their own at the end of the day. It takes all sorts no way i've imagined it though
  9. On the coast here mate, engaged a couple of German ships in WW1 and a load of people died both civvie and forces......fecking weird in the old underground munition store i tell you so far i've heard shouting, conversations, footsteps, was sat with a school group last week and you know how a dog pushes its nose into your leg for a sniff, up and down? Felt that on my shin, then my left leg had something brush past it...weird. I was also sweeping up down there and felt a 'wind' as if someone had walked past me...no one had and there is no wind down there I've tried to rationalize but some of
  10. Lol no but this volunteering at the gun battery has thrown up a few weird experiences
  11. I would say there are 'aliens' kicking about somewhere but definitely ghosts
  12. You do it all the time on here ya tit end
  13. What a load of bollocks!! 'Sex mad' looks like a rapist to me.... The daft arse was probably on the rob and copped a blast up the arse off the farmer. Although i don't particularly want to look at another man's ring piece pictures of his wounds would be preferable to a load of waffle about f***ing badgers....or aren't there any wounds?
  14. RubyTex

    Tony Soprano

    Never seen the Sopranos, guess i'll have to buy the box set now....
  15. Great game there...Kagawa and Honda were class
  16. RubyTex

    Nice!

    I saw this on Facebook and thought it was a wind up, will it put men off touching them up? I doubt it!!
  17. Nice dog, real good looker let's hope she turns into a cracking shooting dog
  18. not one for animal cruelty but next doors dog is going to get punched, let out for a piss at 2am, barking, let out for a piss at 7am, barking....

    1. christian71

      christian71

      Punch the f****r that is letting it out

  19. Do so much as fart in the general direction of a foreigner these days and you're done for. I'd have argued the case with them, would make good television forcing them into an apology
  20. I f***ing love bacon, it's fooking beautiful in a bun with brown sauce AND offends the sensitive foreign fannies. Win win
  21. Seemed to be a bit of a ruckus outside the shop when i went past, also looks like he's updated the sign.........
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