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RubyTex

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  1. nothing wrong with abit of rimming my friend. Whatever floats your boat!! Clearly you're an old member.......who though?
  2. No one likes an arse kisser Who are ya???
  3. Our shopping has just been delivered just now Asda price
  4. Yeah sure, silver spoon boy. We know Fortnum and Mason deliver to you twice weekly. "silver spoon boy"....it's Waitrose actually but didn't want to boast
  5. Local - Sainsburys Local Big shop - Asda Morrisons salad bar for Sunday lunch
  6. Its Home Bargains not Poundland........canny be putting that stuff on this well oiled machine.. ...Anyway once ive got the hairspray on its not moving.....could stab you with it... Am I right in thinking you upper middle class or atleast come from a upper middle class family "lab"? Yes upper class i'd say........it was an upper class mining village, i was brought up in an upper class ex council house, went to an upper class Catholic school. Now i just sit with my feet up on here most days while the minnions graft away in my field making me thousands of pounds everyday. I'm a lucky
  7. Bombs in airfix models....someone think of the children
  8. Hahaha. It's only because i was on Facebook last night and a photo popped up from a North East photography page....thought "i might give that editing a try" and put that one of Ruby on for them to say yes or no to... This picture Edited to this... Basically i've woken up this morning to a myriad of comments f***ing tearing me to pieces so i removed the picture in a huff It's not THAT bad the bunch of c**ts get a stonk on over some strobe lighting FFS what did i expect?
  9. Yeah me too. Messing with the contrast is what removes most of the definition from their faces, plus adding saturation fecks it right up. Ah well, worth a try
  10. Not sure what we'd all do if our resident Welsh dwarf got banned
  11. Been fannying around editing some of my photos tonight, nothing fancy just contrast, saturation and colour temperature....i'm undecided as to whether these are any good? Look okay to me but still prefer the warts and all originals, any opinions lads and lasses? Any words of advice in order to better my editing? That'll do for now before i blow up your PC's lol ATB, Frazer
  12. Doesn't f**k about Johnny does he!!!
  13. I'm relatively overweight and can't find a lass, but i'm not depressed. Can i have a medal? I think the word 'depression' is just mumbo jumbo for being stuck in a rut, it never lasts and you can always get yourself out of it. I've had a thoroughly shite year, having no job is soul destroying but you just get on with it. No use sitting in front of the tele 18 hours a day then going to the GP for some pills once a month, a bit of fresh air through your gills does the trick. So yeah you could say i'm 'stuck in a rut' at the moment but i don't feel down, there are far many people in the worl
  14. It's spot on Pete Already have a couple of packets of poppy seeds so they'll be getting planted round and about
  15. And if the f****r hit Fife you'd be paying it for sprucing up the area
  16. anyone watching channel 4? That's one hell of a set of bollocks!!!!

    1. albert64

      albert64

      yours are gonna end up like that if you don't find yourself a bird.......

    2. RubyTex
    3. walshie
  17. I would give a bollock to have that on my doorstep
  18. What's that a water spout?!! Quality photo Bob. Nowt to see hear but rain
  19. Well lads not much difference apart from massive growth, everything coming along nicely.
  20. Band of Brothers on Sky 318....imagine finding the concentration camps....awful

    1. scothunter

      scothunter

      id put you in one lol

    2. RubyTex

      RubyTex

      You'd miss me too much

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