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RubyTex

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  1. Haha that's alright if your kids gonna be a green grocer aye but you know what i mean, no need for algebra and all this other shite!
  2. My brains f***ing frazzled!! What's wrong with the times tables, add/subtract/division, working out percentages, 'Johnny had 650 apples he sold 461 at market how many does he have left', you know stuff they can use in the real world?? Need to be taught things they can put into practice once they leave school nevermind all this 2000 bollocks!!!
  3. Spot on, good luck with them
  4. Buy a nice little car, a new shotgun and probably get involved in the local shooting syndicate for a season
  5. He will act up good and proper in prison, nothing to lose
  6. Typical sniveling whiney sensitive foreign bitch, why didn't she just respond normally like other people would? "Oh thanks for the offer but my faith means i'm not allowed to eat bacon" and that would be that, she'd get her halal meat, this matey would be in the job and no bother whatsoever. But no. She went crying off to her boss, boo f***ing hoo, the nasty man innocently said he was going to buy a round of bacon sandwiches and i just know he was making a racist comment!! Don't give him the job and give him a narky phone call because i'm too much of a fanny to say anything If i was
  7. Was planning to get out today but winds are mental so i can't be arsed, getting sand blasted isn't how i fancy spending my Saturday afternoon maybe tonight if it dies off...
  8. I'd take them to the cleaners and get that f***ing foreign bint sacked as well Always the victim aren't they? Fucks sake it's a bacon sandwich!!! When you go out for breakfast, if it's not a full English it's a bacon or sausage sarnie. Or both! Welcome to Britain!! If i was working for a firm with people of different ethnicity and there was a bit of racial banter, calling me a honky, cracker etc, i couldn't give a shit as long as it wasn't nasty...whereas do something as trivial as mentioning a f***ing bacon sandwich and all hell breaks loose f**k these sensitive foreign c**ts
  9. Are we still going on about this!! Someone cut a f***ing tree down, whoop de f***ing doo
  10. I'd be up for it but never see any vacancies or anything to apply, i'll have a Google and see what comes up cheers
  11. RubyTex

    One Dog ?

    Springer such good all rounders
  12. Thanks mate but been there and tried that, quit college to join the army and got rejected for a failed medical
  13. Cheers Kev, if i'm not mistaken is the charity fishing match in Nottingham?!
  14. Cheers Johnny wouldn't say no to a bit of paid fanny like so stump up lads
  15. walk you lazy kunt........... cant you blag a lift mate??? Haha. I was in a right pissy mood when i posted that mate has paid for my tickets without me even asking, off down there Sunday coming home Tuesday owe him about 5000 pints
  16. Here's one for ya lads, 7pm on a Friday night and the fella at Notts rings me to ask if i wouldn't mind actually travelling down on Monday morning for a 'proper interview' Just magic up £100+ for a train ticket for a job i might not even get? Even looked at the bus and it's £70 so i've said no, Skype interview is still on but i haven't got a chance now. FFS.
  17. Aye good old technology eh? Saves me £100 on a train ticket. hopefully that's your job sorted. Just need to work on getting yer hole aye, i am a virgin after all....
  18. Just want to say 'thank you' to the couple of lads that have helped me out with contact details, words of encouragement and such like, you know who you are, sound as a pound the lot of yer and i owe you all one Still waiting on a few calls back but in the mean time my mate who works for Notts Forest? Only put in a good word with the head groundsman....Skype interview Monday morning!!!
  19. but would you do the bigdog if you seen him in his hot pants It was GD waz ya knobber
  20. Never been a fan of tattoos on lasses, tacky, a girl i was with the other week had a similar bow tattoo on the front of her thigh and other tatts on her back and feet... all absolutely shite if you ask me!! But i would rampage through this Sallie lass oh aye
  21. Anyone involved in a shoot will never see eye to eye with a BOP lover really. We all have our own opinions, don't get me wrong i love seeing them but IMO if i was looking after a shoot i wouldn't be best pleased if someone released f***ing Sea Eagles in the vicinity. Mainly because i've seen the shite 'normal' BOP's can cause nevermind them beasts!! It's all well and good championing for the hook beaks, i would say get yourselves to your local game farm or shoot and see the real damage done in terms of dead poults, which ultimately means loss of earnings and more often than not additional
  22. RubyTex

    Rspb

    Can't believe no ones comment on this! 'We love birds, honest....now give us ya money'
  23. and you call me a virgin
  24. Why don't we all go and live in caves and throw our shit at each other? Lab's favourite past time that
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