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RubyTex

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  1. Such a way with words Max lol
  2. The way I see it a million quid is probably going to be more than i'll earn in a lifetime, so even though i'm only 23 I could retire comfortably on it on a small holding somewhere. £101 million is mental, and you truly would be living the dream so fair play to the guy who's just won it. I'd help out a few people, family and 'real' friends, might even pay Lab's mortgage off for him the ginger f****r...and pay for his wedding Other than that, a few million to local hospices and charities, donate specially adapted vehicles too, maybe invest in an education centre, other than that i'd buy a f
  3. Looks like a seed http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/370959690826?ssPageName=STRK:MEWNX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1439.l2649 What should I be doing with it when I get it?
  4. They'd be at your front door if you owed them half of that! Are you going down the Ombudsmen route? I would. Royally shaft them.
  5. Finished the job nicely last night. Mind if they could have put their chances away it may have been a different story!!!
  6. I've just bought one a grow your own fly trap off ebay lol let's see how long I can keep it alive for
  7. Well the going rate seems to be around 600 quid but personally I wouldn't buy one without a docked tail...
  8. RubyTex

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    Throw in a jacuzzi or two, sauna cabins, outdoor furniture, plants, lighting and hey-presto! Rentable porn set... You could even get SS to stitch you up a couple of 'swing sets' and contraptions under his alter ego 'Wrong Stuff'. What porn have you been watching?! Actually, I don't want to know
  9. I can't get away with those electrical ones that seem to rip the hairs from your face? It knacks
  10. Obviously shit themselves before winter and upped it by £20 just in case it was a bad 'un and you used a lot! I'm pretty sure they just do what they like when they like. Paulus is correct, you will always get credit paid back if you ask for it
  11. One thing I cannot get my head around here is they sometimes turn up looking shoite and no cnut bats an eyelid. I'm looking at the owner of the company right now and he looks like he hasn't shaved in 3 days Who's going to sack him though. Bit different when your job entails you saying, is that an extra large meal I'm not on the front line Baw, i'm kept at the back flipping burgers works work mate betting than jobseekers I was going to say the same mate. I wouldn't slag any man doing any work. You keep at it Ruby mate, gives you a wage while you find something better. Too rig
  12. Visit the supermarkets before closing time, they have all sorts going for next to nothing. Picked up four mackerel fillets for 27p on Sunday
  13. RubyTex

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    Pigs, poultry, veg plots and a little retreat with wood burner, bed....be spot on
  14. I like it, imagine getting paid handsomely to drive through a foreign country while fecking about with your mates? The local labour are good at building bridges like
  15. Who said they have? gsdxg hares are for the course not for some fat useless overweight city trader who has to have the harers pushed towards the end of his shotgun barells
  16. One thing I cannot get my head around here is they sometimes turn up looking shoite and no cnut bats an eyelid. I'm looking at the owner of the company right now and he looks like he hasn't shaved in 3 days Who's going to sack him though. Bit different when your job entails you saying, is that an extra large meal I'm not on the front line Baw, i'm kept at the back flipping burgers
  17. Not sure where this sense of "I run a running dog so therefore have explicit rights to coarse hares" comes from
  18. Bait laid....just waiting for a nibble now eh Baw?
  19. I shave everyday NEWKID!! Always in the shower on a morning, rinse the razor in hot water and keep going, rarely get any nicks or cuts. If I shave on a night I get a bollocking for going into work with 'stubble' or as I prefer it 5 o'clock shadow, the next day Roll on employment where your facial hair isn't taken into account and you can do whatever you want! Counting down the days...
  20. Bet the lads moaning have no qualms necking 100 rabbits...slight difference, I know, but any chance to have a pop at shooting eh
  21. No chance am I letting someone loose near my balls with a f***ing scalpel. No thank you. Remember when men were men and had fully functioning balls???
  22. Loi, what a complete bell end
  23. My next door neighbour paid £800 for a Bichon Frise pup...while it's pedigree, why the f**k would you bother. Yappy little b*****d
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