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RubyTex

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  1. So you're saying Fellaini was crap but not as crap as Carrick?! He was f***ing shocking, far far worse than Carrick who I thought had a very good game against tough opposition. It's hard to look good when the microphone looking fuckwit keeps giving the ball away... Buttner had his best game in a United shirt and it was a kick in the teeth when he went off. He was a tough tackling left back for once.....just like me back in the day
  2. Carrick has been one of the very few positives from this season. He's still a cracking ball playing midfielder and played very well tonight. Again, Fellaini can f**k off. Never seen such crap.
  3. Just because I stick it up your mannish mums arse does not make me gay, the fact your old boy sits on a wicker chair in the corner wanking furiously as my balls batter of her arse DOES make him a weirdo. Better than you sitting sobbing in the corner while pulling your pudding over me smashing missus RM into next week
  4. Some days decent sized lumps wash up, I've got a load about golf ball size in the garden amongst other pebbles, shells etc I've collected
  5. RM250846582950382 is a bumder and has been put up for adoption due to being a complete bell, send him a PM
  6. blow up dolls / family members don't count.....
  7. There's plenty of coal gets washed up along the beaches here, in fact some days they are black. Seems there's an exposed face just off the coast. Be loads of the stuff
  8. Oh for fucks sake RM isn't going is he?? I'm out And there we have it folks, no post editing required, tarqs has finally admitted his love for men..... Are you going to the fishing comp mate? If so, it'll be backs against the walls lads. You wouldn't want RM sweating over you at 4 o'clock in the morning. He does it often, his boyfriend told me Depends on dates mate, I'm holding off putting the holiday forms in till it's definate but august time is going fast. Be good if you can make it, even if you are a shirt lifter
  9. Oh for fucks sake RM isn't going is he?? I'm out And there we have it folks, no post editing required, tarqs has finally admitted his love for men..... Are you going to the fishing comp mate? If so, it'll be backs against the walls lads. You wouldn't want RM sweating over you at 4 o'clock in the morning. He does it often, his boyfriend told me
  10. These two sprockerdoos get 4-6 miles a day when i'm at work mate, had at least ten today with me being off and going out after tea for another 3 miler!! Spoilt. I also cycle 5 miles a day to work, then i'm on my feet all day bar a 30 min break....fat as f**k me
  11. As much as i'd love to, i'd be beating the women off with a stick so I think it's best I don't .....
  12. Oh for fucks sake RM isn't going is he?? I'm out
  13. been ill as f**k for days, coupled with a tough shift at work today and back in tomorrow....off down the town lol...this'll end well!!!!!!!

    1. walshie

      walshie

      Nippy out. don't forget to wear your oversize fleece. lol

    2. RubyTex

      RubyTex

      Fcuk it I stayed in, on deaths doors here lol lol over sized fleece is on lol

    3. R.A.W

      R.A.W

      whats wrong mate? ...............and don't say the shits if flipping burgers tomorrow...........by the way comgrats on the job

  14. It's been a tough title race this year...oh wait
  15. RubyTex

    Law

    f***ing hell it's like pulling teeth
  16. thesharpends sold more dogs than I've had hot dinners
  17. I just don't understand Moyes tactics at all! 3 man midfield!! Cleverley - not played since January and gets thrown in against City. Anyone with half a brain knew that wouldn't end well. Fellaini is a liability, an embarrassment actually. Did you see him lead in with his elbow last night (straight into Zabaleta) to 'shield the ball'? Then moan when he picked up a yellow card for it! He's almost as bad if not worse as that f***ing Kleberson all those years ago Mata has also failed to impress so far. I think both players and managers need to hold their hands up after this sea
  18. Searching twenty odd years and found nowt...you'd start to think about giving it up
  19. Aye and that's the sites you go on ya f*****g ugly wee toad...lol Wouldn't surprise me...gets lonely up in them there highlands lol
  20. Such a way with words. She's a tranny...
  21. Oh and if your crawling through your own shit then your admin is very poor indeed ... You should always shit in a plastic bag and double tie it to make sure ............ Tarquers, the dirty little pervert, would probably get off on it How did you know?!
  22. Isn't this meant to be a place for discussion and voicing opinion? If so why are people being told to shut up and not talk about things "they don't even know about"? It seems that if you haven't crawled through your own shit having just spent weeks holed up in an Igloo on exercise then you're not allowed to pass comment on anything military. "You weren't there, man!" It would have been nice for Harry to do the whole trek but if he was ill he was ill...can't help it. Still got to think of and commend the efforts of the injured servicemen before his efforts though.
  23. He still uses his hood, usually to mask his identity as he pulls unsuspecting rent boys down alley ways........ Fucks sake man, when you gave me your boyfriends numbers you said you wouldn't tell anyone...
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