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RubyTex

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  1. I've said before, I rate the bloke and when he is on form he is unplayable. It's not sour grapes from me, when you have been a hammers fan all your life you get used to getting beat, some of the lads raving about the goal on this thread don't sound like they have ever kicked a ball in anger ( I know you have played a bit Kev so I will put it down to your red tinted glasses lol ) because for me, a confident striker on form runs at the keeper there not hoofs and hopes from 50 yds For me, a striker with confidence in his own ability tries and pulls off goals such as Rooney's yesterda
  2. Lol. It was a shit goal, he should have ran up and slotted it home from 5 yards the panicking f****r....
  3. Down the hospital at 2am this morning....................................Infection in the gonads Just my forking luck another week walking around like john wayne who's just shat his pants..............................at least i've still got my hood................................ .............................. Yeah well your sore bollocks get no sympathy from me, hope you enjoy walking like John Wayne lol
  4. Only when I'm on the vinegar stroke with yer ma!!! (Normally I would say bird, but it's you we're talking about and it's got to be a wee bit realistic.) Were you on an all nighter last night?! Bottle duties!! Here's me thinking you were on some mad session hence why you were up all night
  5. Only when I'm on the vinegar stroke with yer ma!!! (Normally I would say bird, but it's you we're talking about and it's got to be a wee bit realistic.) Were you on an all nighter last night?!
  6. Funnily enough, you still howl at the moon now!
  7. Nice to know my previous pissing issues are met with sympathy lol
  8. Rooney could have scored with his bellend from his own 6 yard box and still people would pick fault. He saw the keeper off his line and had a pop...goal. Sounds like sour grapes from you West Ham lads...
  9. Rooney Rooney Rooney!!! Pick that one out
  10. Why didn't the bloke say something for fucks sake?! I would beat the copper to death before he beat my dog to death..
  11. I was about 2 years old, my Jewish brother! I heard your your still having trouble walking too malt ? A mate of mine had it done when we were about 20 ( not out of choice something wrong with his pecker)............. anyway we ripped into him for weeks about what manner of things could be found under his hood on the removal I had some kind of issue when I was about 8, where every time I went for a piss my bellend would sting like hell, and I struggled to stop pissing. Thus I sat on the toilet for hours because if I went back to bed i'd piss it and be in serious pain fro
  12. RubyTex

    The Sea....

    I nearly bought one of the quads for 250 notes :laugh: And ya dog has herpes :laugh: Where the fcks this herpes thing come from?? Lol
  13. When you think of how well looked after our dogs are then you see stuff like this. Poor mutts
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    The Sea....

    Yeah Bird Morecombe Bay, think the tide came in quicker than they could get back and they drowned.
  15. He's a good 'un that young 'un of yours Kev! Is he sort of thinking of going down the military route?
  16. If I only had the land. Nice one Ideation
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    The Sea....

    I gained a massive amount of respect the day I got cut off by the incoming tide. Same beach, no one about, lost track of time walking for miles along this sandbar. Got to the end to realise I couldn't cross there as the water was too deep, looked back and the tide had come in in the gully between my sandbar and the beach cutting me off. Booted it back up the beach to where I thought it would be safer but it was too late leaving me stuck about 40 metres out. I had no option but to go through or to call the coastguard but i'd rather not lol in I went and it was f***ing freezing and up to my
  18. RubyTex

    The Sea....

    must be great that looks nice , not took mine yet going deff give it a go this summer, where are you by ? PMSL that dog has Herpes :laugh: Have you been messing around with him like?
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    The Sea....

    must be great that looks nice , not took mine yet going deff give it a go this summer, where are you by ? Hartlepool Bird, a beach called 'North Beach' which is over the bay from Seaton Carew which is the popular tourist beach. In the week you barely see a soul (just how I like it)
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    The Sea....

    I can see the sea from my bedroom window and it takes about 15 minutes to walk down...spot on.
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    The Sea....

    Miserable b*****d lol
  22. Oooh don't worry Liverpool will be in it next year...toys well and truly out of the pram. Sure your lot had to rely on an ageing midfielder to sort the job out last Sunday
  23. And get yourself a ride lol Contrary to popular belief I don't struggle to get a ride but it gets to a point when you've ploughed enough fatties you think when is a fitty going to come along?? lol £101m would sort that lol
  24. I know a guy who rented a house for this young fancy bit and he still didn't get his hole I wouldn't be going that far Plenty of escorts who will come round, then f**k off when the deed is done
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