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iworkwhippets

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  1. Lacking in the ball department, just over 2 years now, my left bollock was removed, half my finger lopped off, bit of my ribs took out eh, still standing we a sense of humour, I will kick the bucket when I'm good n ready, lighten up folks ya miserable feckers , I've hung my new nets , so I'm good to twitch mi bollock.off
  2. Now look, I'm getting very annoyed I am at this never ending repetitive , bilge, , I've just got back from.dunhelm wi some new net curtains, so will.you please stop bickering , and let me got on we.it, as fer straight jackets, haven't I said there's only me normal on here eh, ..eh wormers fer cancer, chuck thissen in a bed of nettles fer incontinence, how much petrol.will.i.need get back from.the moon,
  3. Mr moocher sir, now then, very nice dogs indeed, but I've yet to see one of them actually working, as in sinking it's chops into summat, I thank you.
  4. Are dey aliken to dem grooming gangs our mitre dirty buggers
  5. Dear god above, what on earth is running through ya veins, if you are incapable of seeking help thissen, please show this outcry your nearest n.dearest for help
  6. Get thissen a prayer mat from Gupta's UK, and get down on all fours ,, it's south east for us in UK
  7. I've never had any intentions of starting, I don't need effing drugs get me through life, there folks on here openly admit to ramming out as comes along up there jacksies, they can't get through life we out summat, there's one chap openly , promotes the filth, I'm sure ya money could be better off spent elsewhere , gimme roast beef n 3 veg anyday ,
  8. As with several members of here , it sounds like there's summat wrong with ya dopamine levels, seek help. Pacey pacey
  9. I new there was tranny's on here , disgusting I say
  10. Everybody is on summat, I can smell it coming through.my speakers as I type, there's one silly bugger on here chucks himself on the nearest.nettle bed sort his incontinence out FFS, then.theres another, drontals himself fer cancer, eh,
  11. Bring, eh bring, that was last night cunter, I'm surrounded by reared on a shivering tit retards
  12. Just on my way t pub fer this one, IROKO
  13. Top man.i.say, I reckon you lot should get down there and help the man out, instead of talking shite on here, help the chap move some shite, I'd go missen but I've got housework to do, I've not got.a wife, or should I say mug, allowing me to sit on my arris, whilst spouting repetitive bilge on here .
  14. Look bangers lad,, time n.time again haven't I said , that's what Britain has become, moan on a dog forum from morning till turned midnight 8 days a week, or behind there net curtains , hoping things will get better, well they won't, you won't get the average Brit we a wife n.kids, we a ginsters pastie in there maulers doing bugger all , eh, I'm reet aren't i
  15. Hello chaps n chaplets, now then, this.knock came on my door earlier this evening, fancy a shandy Keith cool down, not tonight Paul I says, I don'tl get my pension till tomorrow, no he says, the drink is on me ang on, I'll get mi coat says I eh, a propper gent . Hello, I'm not daft
  16. Times over the years women have abused my body,they're still at it, do i complain, do I buggery
  17. Now you know why boatloads of foreigners wanna come here eh, reading topics like this, only thing I can think of, there must be summat in our water, us Brits are a bit tapped, I'm. , only drink the bottled.water, that's why im still.all.there in abundance up.top, plus, some of these boat chaps, will read some of ya topics on here , look at this braun topic, eh, fly me to the moon, we an open window fer the view,, feck me, I darent load any more, I'm.near passing out now
  18. It's a sick world innit lads eh, but I'm.absorbong it well, , trump we his tarriffs, which will increase prices even more, elec bills up, water bills up, council tax up, food prices going up, Windermere waters full of turds,earthquakes ,stabbings,rape, shootings, eh, and cop.fer this, on my way home from.southend this afternoon, I called in at this chippy, I ordered a large cod, chips and a portion of sloppits, pulled out my card only to be told cash only sir, there's a cash machine a couple of miles down the road sir,bugger that off i says, and cop fer this, i was only escorted out the
  19. Lol, answer. None cos I don't wear any
  20. Now then chaps , how many Sharon's does it take to change my underwear
  21. Lol, online somewhere her name was Sharon
  22. Now look, for the sakes of your mental well being, I really must protest, read my lips, this topic has been going on long enough, week after week, month after month, ang on, it's getting on fer two years, not even signs of a turd, there's no big cats on the loose out there, now stop it,,,, it's driving me round the bend so it is, I'm seriously thinking, of getting in touch we the euthanasia board to bring my name forward, eh.
  23. Eh who, I'm still standing, out come the frying pans, , get on we it
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