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  1. iworkwhippets

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    Says him that hides in cupboards under the stairs
  2. Well all the best fer your dear mum, i wonder how much we have donated to Myanmar eh, whilst owd Agnes from number 10,wasn't entitled to the winter payment.
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    We will.be slaughtered , if we aren't the minority in this country we soon will be, are you ready lop someone's head off, there's boatloads coming over daily , we are being invaded
  4. Do you really think he gives a monkies what you or anyone thinks ,eh he's he's worth millions pal., we a bloody good income m benefits ,
  5. The world has gone utterly bonkers, but i will tell you this, it won't take me with it, all this debauchery, there's no need for it, anyone who as an inclination to.debauch, any amount of a varied mixture of rubber dolls can be purchased from STOOL SAMPLE, tried n.tested by himself
  6. STOOL SAMPLE, doesn't tell lies
  7. I was enjoying a bowl of lobby till i saw that, looks more like his STOOL SAMPLE to me
  8. Rubber dolls in abundance, , used, inflated, deflated, buxom , slim, black , white, all come we free stirrup pump, see STOOL SAMPLE fer details.
  9. Beautiful girls, they are all.here pal, it's cracking the flags here in Essex, so I'm sat outside, knotted handky ankle socks, n shorts, eh, there's not one of em.passes me.by i wouldn't tip my credit card up to , now piss off I'm.watching crystal.palace thrash Fulham
  10. Lol, how's about a threesome, I've not long had breakfast, but that lots got my tongue hanging out, I'm.putting chip pan on
  11. Just watched the news ,that earthquake, buildings collapsing on folks, is there anything going right with.the world or what,, it's all gloom n doom, wheres the happiness gone in folks lives, wars, we a threat of word war 3 possible, rapes, beheadings, stabbings , shootings, it just seems the norm now, and what's happening to OUR, green n pleasant land, eh, you want to see a doctor, well good luck to you on that,,,you need an ambulance, only to be told, 13 hrs wait,can you make your own way, that actually happened to me, you have toothache, tough pull your own out, which i have done, benefit
  12. I will remember that matey, thank you
  13. Benson's for beds, 50 per cent off all beds in sale
  14. I'd rather not bangers, but sure there are others on here that will oblige,
  15. Couldn't give a monkies what anyone calls me pal, water off a ducks back, we went to frinton, a quiet place suits me, i had a good dip in the briny, effluence as well, bitterly cold, then we had a ride at my request , a trip to jaywick, i practically loved there back in 1982, fcuk me, i thowt blackpool was a dump, never the less i.enjoyed missen,
  16. Eh, tha what, FFS , no wonder this country is f****d,, look there's no need fer drugs, spend ya money on summat gradely, when i get a bit down, which is very rare, i just log on here fer a laugh at some of the topics, works fer me, big cats, wormers fer cancer, to name but many .off to the seaside shortly, fer a dip in the old briny, eh, I'm still standing
  17. Load of bollocks this diet lark, eat what ya want in moderation i say, I've just moderately eaten a thumping great fry , I'm still standing ,
  18. Watched Rachel reeves this morning, it will.takeva while she says afore they can fix Britain, cos of the mess the torys have left us we, eh where have i heard that before, it's far to late Rachel, between you lot, were in a reet mess, the immigrants will sort matters out now, hey up ,another dinghy load of dingbats have just arrived, housing and money awaits , eh ,it's no longer great Britain, it's broken Britain
  19. Now look chaps, hasn't this sill topic gone on long enough eh, you've gone from leopards, main coons, large house cats, rag dolls, foxes, with no signs of even a decent stool, the only stool i see on this topic is stool sample himself, I've got company at the moment, and they are.in stitches reading this, and I've yet.to show em.francies. topic WORMING tablets fer cancer
  20. Hey up, I've just been watching Rachel reeves , spring budget, is it just me, but the woman looks to be straining in her speech, you just watch her closely, i knows what i see, theres two conclusions i can come to , and here they are , she's either constipated , or she's bin on here reading ya big pussy topic , eh , whilst I'm.here chaps,,, is Angela working today,
  21. Drink Dont bother me, take it or leave it, but i was asked out by a couple of neighbours, fcuk me eh, just short of.a tenner fer a couple of pints,,, i can recall the day when.o.could pay mi rent, and.do.a weeks shopping fer that , and, and I've not done yet, pub was out.in sticks, so.i.kept my.open.fer big cats. Not even a turd
  22. I've just had a thought , if the day ever comes when you damp patch, prove to me with a decent pic not a blurry one, theres wild cats out there , then i will do what most of you are clammering for, and that is, a full frontal pic of me, eh now then
  23. Eh, lol, i bet a certain person is laughing his boxers off reading this bilge, look it's another blurry pic of a domestic effin cat, how much Columbia are u lot snorting up ya conks
  24. Discharged, well they have dropped a bollock then dave eh, how the fcuk they have come to that conclusion when you clearly still need treatment, those drainage bottles are in place of coming and going back to the hospital, the bottle automatically drain excess fluid till.uou are clear , anyway good luck
  25. Is that for the drainage again Dave, i can't understand why they don't fit you we drainage bottle that way it saves you going back m.forward, different doctors different procedures i suppose, anyway matey keep ya chin up,
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