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  1. Bangers lad, I knows folk.like snorting summat up their hooters , but bird droppings FFS , stop talking silly, shoot.the boats eh.
  2. Nope I'm SNUGGLING , nobody , but it's BRITISH, who are smuggling illegal immigrants from Calais into Britain , oh yes
  3. Are you lot a bit tapped or what, stop em.coming in FFS, you will never stop em coming in, open your eyes, there's enough of em here already, there's even the likes of us Brits , welcoming them in, you need to get out more, hey up, there's three more boatloads of the buggers just arrived, all.want, housing, feeding, money in there pockets, health care, read my lips, Britain is fcuked, yes
  4. Bangers owd lad, day after day week after week, you do nowt but fekin moan, bugger you tube and get them birdies of yours a good cleaning out, you won't catch this lad moaning , only sensible n quality posts from me, I must go now, Gladys from.next door is tending my ingrowing toenail , I thank you , eh dip tho bread
  5. You go n fcuk mop, I will be there, I will sort the buggers out,
  6. I'm just putting my coat on go down village fer a chat we old Arthur, I often pay him a visit fer a chinwag, he never answers me back, he's been dead yonks, I'm.in.the local church yard
  7. And me I'more than ready, it's folks like me that's needed on the front line, any signs of trouble, I'm off, I can run like the fcuk
  8. Kannyy son, those shoes are on the wrong feet pal, they should be on the feet of the labour voters ,
  9. I know what you mean pal, I'm.not thick but look anyone we an brain matter can see he's trying to impress owd trump, Angela Raynor tells him what to do, or she will smack his little botty , while lammy watches eh, now stop surmising this n that, there's nowt but trouble afoot, I feel a song coming on
  10. Thick or whatever, he's prime minister, eh, he's not even a man in my eyes, there's more spunk in my one remaining testacle, hey up my bacons burning , see ya
  11. Oh I, he's that stupid he's a man of power, eh, in charge of Britain, stupid, I don't think so
  12. Now then pewit , you seem to know more than is healthy on the subject of of inbreeding, say know more you bible thumping rubber doll bashing clatfart
  13. Helloooooo, most folks on here are confused apart from me, l mean [BANNED TEXT] on earth has marrying this cousin got do wi this topic eh, does thow know rylan, loves judge rinder , right lads I've got washing to.do, but I've run out of CONDITIONER
  14. I knows [BANNED TEXT] ya saying and you are right, send em all back, and good owd blighty would shut down , now I'm.going to stop blessing the hunting life [BANNED TEXT] my kwality posts , if you all keep spouting rubbish lol eh
  15. Now look get ya bell end out ya bible, the DWP are clamping down on folks of working age, to get a job , there's always summat they can do, bone idle Brits would rather claim benefits than get of there.arses, that's why this country is a mess that's why governments allow boatloads of foreigners in, fill jobs we won't do.,all started wi windrush, and while I'm, here, isn't there some jobs you could be doing , eh,I've worked most of my life so you idle gits could sit on a forum.all hours of the day spouting shite. , lol
  16. 1982, I lived in farnworth, Lancashire, my home was in lee street, overlooking Lorne street, I saw this bloke climbing over the factory gates were I worked, so I reported it to the police, but they were already aware , this young copper aged 20 If I remember arrived climbed over same gate, and was confronted we a bloke and he stabbed the copper to death
  17. Hey up mushy lad, sorry about brother, no age to go is that, how do we manage.to remain sane, well having lost mum, dad sister brother, two wives, I didn't remain sane, I've just woken up, I dunno whether I'm dead or alive,the reason I say that is cos I've just put on my glasses, and I couldn't see a f***ing thing, they were ethels my neighbours, she stayed overnight. , keep.smiling pal, I'm.about give funerals direct a bell,
  18. Havent you heard the saying , You invite the third world , we become the third world
  19. I also watch your clips on you tube ,keep.em.coming,all being well, I'm out missen Thursday night,
  20. Palais de danse Bolton Lancashire, 1960s , I picked up this black lady off the dance floor, she was a big girl,I ended up.giving it [BANNED TEXT] for doggy, I remember pumping away fer [BANNED TEXT] seemed an eternity , huge arris, then she exploded. Fcuk.me talk.about scream, she wouldn't stop, I'm.wearing missen out here just thinking about it
  21. Doing breakfast this morning, last couple of eggs, I get mine from a farmer a five minute walk from me, I've bin.out we him a couple of times , he as a couple of salukis , 1 pure, and 1 crossed we a greyhound, nice dogs, specially the cross, it's always glad to see me, and it's likewise, anyway i got my eggs when out comes John the farmer, we got talking , he asked me if I wanted earn a couple of quid helping wi some fencing, I don't need your money i says , you let me get my eggs fer nowt , so.im.into helping wi fencing, when his good lady wife if I fancied some lunch, that would be nice i sa
  22. She's ya wife ffs, your best friend, you've got the wrong attitude , causing you fekin stress
  23. Eh, yes,I love this forum I do, cheers me up.on a grey day like today, I'm. HEARSING wi laughter
  24. Look, I gave my view on owd Donald on page 14, nowt but trouble lies ahead, now it's Liverpool n Tottenham half time, so I'm off to make my Horlicks, four heaped spoonfuls of Horlicks made we all milk, n one spoonful.og sugar,
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