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    Benefits

    iworkwhippets replied to Borr's topic in General Talk

    Well cos of my incapacity I've had to see a doctor on regular occasions, but what getse is this, after each visit wi my complaints, he himself needs to see a doctor, now talking of benefits. I'm.going to put in a claim, this forum has gradually sent me round the bend , it's that bangers chap that's responsible, along wi francies worming topic , i could go on, but I'm near passing out here
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    Hows it going pal, , have you had it removed, a bloke did mine , he asked me to give a slight cough then he yanked it out , god knows what was on the end of it , but I've not bin the same since,, then he affixed a tap, it'so when you feel the urge to go, you turn the tap on, so as ya not pissing all ower shop, i.bet you've got one on,, anyways. Happy pissing
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    Excuse me chaps, a tad off topic but , has anyone heard from. Jok today, only.he.had his catheter.removed today, and i need to.uncross my legs, thank.you
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    Oh i say sir, it's. Arse wipe now, eh innit
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    Starmer

    iworkwhippets replied to DIDO.1's topic in General Talk

    What in god's name are you rambling on about,,
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    So who would you have voted for mitre, who's out there eh we any guts, for me there is only one saviour for our , country, afore it's taken over.by foreigners eh, it's not far off, or is it to late , Diane abbot, remember , her, the lady who.put her shoes on wrong feet, she's got plenty of followers ,
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    There's one that pays my garden in the middle of the night, and drops one , I'm thought they covered them. up.when they are finished, it's taking the piss o think, then there's one that sits out my front door and it won't budge.till i let it in, i don't mind, but if i bend down to stroke it, I'm.sure the bugger would have me
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    Look pal, take it from.me I've had the same, don't worry about any discomfort , there isn't any, and i guarantee once the tube is out, you will.be pissing like a goodun
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    Morning gentlemen, well I'm back with the use of my left arm thank.god, nurse came yesterday , removed my sling, and took the drain out, so as the title says, I'm good to go on this beautiful frosty morning
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    RIP owd lad,
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    Let's not forget the maggots
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    Shame on you bosun, , let me put it in writing for you, the chap found this dead rat in the gutter, riddled wi maggots, he was that hungry and not of sound mind, he immediately sunk his rotten teeth into the varmint, guts piss n cacky rolling down his weatherd face he thoroughly enjoyed it , so there you have sir
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    Hello, you peaked when ya next door neighbour threatened give you a good hiding, fer putting that fence up encroaching his side , eh o don't forget, no dementia here ,
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    Ok.francie my son, sorry i can't stop, I'm.on my moby to the vets , I've ran out of drontal. Keep well my online pal
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    There's not much in this troubled.world that shocks me and it's not for me or anyone.else to judge the man into how he ended up in the gutter, nobody gives a fcuk about him, and clearly he has given.up on life, let's make America great again my arse
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    Says him.whos on his mobile to tomo
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    Now look chaps , who you kidding eh, certainly not this chap, are you seriously trying to tell me, it's just the hunting life folks don't walk around with there mobiles hanging out ya earholes, eh pull tuther one please
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    FFS sake lad, clopydogrel along wi what ya sniffing have done your head in , get some drontal down ya kneck ,
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    Tha what, glued to their mobiles, not this lad, i use my landline,
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    Eh, i wait with baited breath until he's back, , oh deary deary me, but until then, keep taking ya drontal,
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    Or a grandad, well done young.man
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    I'm the same bangers lad, no.matter which way ya turn, foreigners, you want a doctor, foreign to the marra, have a walk down to the shops, foreigners all around, get ya rug cut, foreigners, take ya washing down launderette , foreigners, book a taxi, foreigners, do ya weekly shopping at netto, foreigners , I'm.not long out of hospital, foreigners, I'm to get a nurse visite on.monday. A foreigner, i use my mobile, a foreign make, i occasionally go to the chippy, foreigners , car wash foreigners , i watch the news on Tele, Theo chikomba, on one station, miss munchetty on tuther, , i sold my
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    Now look Francie, you've already got folks on here taking drontal, now stop.it , it's midazolam by the way,
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    Just funning with you pal ,
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    Helloooo, it's onion bhajis pal, it's damp patch [BANNED TEXT] the barge
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