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And that's why I've nicknamed him STOOL SAMPLE ,. And he's from.lancashire, they're all.a bit tapped from.there
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Francie lad, I've just had a game of rummikub we a couple of lads in the lounge, now look one of em was completely bald, I happened to mention castor oil, and like me he said castor oil is fer ya bowels, eh, he said ya might as well stick your bonce in a chip pan full of Trex , now stop it Francie , I can't take much more ,
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I will dodger, and thank you, it's nice to know there's still decent gentlemen on here
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Now then chaps, m chaplets, I've not long bin back from Colchester, absolutely sweltering , I passed this spa on way back, and I've booked missen in fer next.week for a thorough rub down n seeing to, , i.never thowt I'd see light of day again a while back, so I'm treating missen eh
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Lol, I've just had a thought Francie, your going to end up we a right hairy arsehole, eh, I'm. CRACKIN up.here
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Eh, come again Francie, now look pal, drontal fer cancer, and now castor oil fer ya bonce,. Castor oil is fer bowel movements pal, eh , I give up trying to educate folks on here I do, stop googlin
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Never a truer word spoken, I quoted exactly that in a topic yonks ago, thats why the governments are welcoming them, we have become a nation of stay in ya pit, you will get a nice fat giro end of week, eh. Sit behind ya nets and watch owd blighty go to pot, millions fallen, in two world wars, eh, then we have the audacity to throw street parties, for the fallen,
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Eh, they've already got there names down, and they aren't even here yet , hey up, two more boatloads have just arrived in Scunthorpe
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I dated a few different ladies back in the late 1960s, I remember one particular coloured wench I picked up at a dance club, I will never forget it, when shed done with me, I nearly had to be hospitalised
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Blue skies smiling at me, nothing but blue skies do I see
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Hellooooo, look it's just turned 6 o'clock and your on about effin rugs, arent you supposed to be at work, this is yet another reason why this country has gone t pot, folks at work on there mobiles, and weed up there hooters , I'm going to stop logging on to this forum I am,
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Eh, well I really wanted to know that, , a plate of chicken dippers going spare here
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Now then sir, trying to be something your not. , that is my pet hate, now I don't like to mock the afflicted , but that is why I've named him stool sample, he spouts shit, hence stool sample, eh, yes
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Just testing ya spastic, lol
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Now then folks, the reason stool sample edited his previous post is this , he said COME OVER, instead of COMBE OVER, , eh I dunno miss nowt, he can't help being thick , no flies on this lad
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I sport a bobby Charlton style comb over, combed over to the left, cos I'm a southpaw , it's the the nostril hair that's a nuisance, specially when I'm eating soup.with croutons
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Stool sample , good eh, tell ya, I'm all there up top
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Yes we all know he's a thick , but please keep naughty pics and rude words to yourselves , there's folks on here thrive off em, eh, put it away
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15, per cent off all silent night beds n bedding, offer closes midnight
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Pet hates, folks sitting behind there net curtains, twitching , eh, it's not fer me,
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Lacking in the ball department, just over 2 years now, my left bollock was removed, half my finger lopped off, bit of my ribs took out eh, still standing we a sense of humour, I will kick the bucket when I'm good n ready, lighten up folks ya miserable feckers , I've hung my new nets , so I'm good to twitch mi bollock.off
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Now look, I'm getting very annoyed I am at this never ending repetitive , bilge, , I've just got back from.dunhelm wi some new net curtains, so will.you please stop bickering , and let me got on we.it, as fer straight jackets, haven't I said there's only me normal on here eh, ..eh wormers fer cancer, chuck thissen in a bed of nettles fer incontinence, how much petrol.will.i.need get back from.the moon,
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Cheers pal, like I say, nice dogs,
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Mr moocher sir, now then, very nice dogs indeed, but I've yet to see one of them actually working, as in sinking it's chops into summat, I thank you.
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Are dey aliken to dem grooming gangs our mitre dirty buggers
