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iworkwhippets

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  1. On now, I've taped it cos I'm watching meet the Rees mogs , eh , fcuk.i.get better as the days go on
  2. I liked Freddy I did, ok he was a botty basher, but a good performer,
  3. I've just had a brilliant thought lads, I'm surprised none of you thought about this,,We all this dinghy loads of foreigners arriving daily on owd blighty, How's about me doing a return journey back to where they came from,eh, am I all there up top or what
  4. Eh, what a complete load of bandwidth bilge, page after page oh nowt but moan, you do realise or do you not, you are just talking amongst yourselves, nowt positive is being accomplished , I'm going back to bed fer an hour,
  5. Now then, the UK government and France, are to do a deal over migrant return deals ,, ang on, is that another boatload of foreign persons I see arriving in owd blighty, a good welcome, and a hearty benefits package awaits, get ya hands in ya pockets lads
  6. Looks ABEL. to me pal, , yes no, I'll get mi coat
  7. Owt interesting , I should be so lucky, Streatham mate, skin clinic, a follow up to my ops,
  8. Will be you say , I was in London yesterday, just for a few hrs, it's ended alright, I'm just fortunate enough when Britain was in deed great, but I could also see where things where going wrong, thanks to those in power, I could go on, but what's the point,
  9. eeee, eh, them wuh days , and money.back on yer empties
  10. Born 1944, I sure do remember it, in fact, any visitors come my place, that's what they get,,
  11. You only live once matey, yes ridiculous prices all round these days, I'm up.early cos I'm off to London with my daughter later today, shes gonna coste a fortune, I couldn't give a monkies , cos she's worth it.
  12. Well, I've been propositioned a few.times In my life , but nowt.as forward as that, ya dirty.little bugger, ,
  13. Anybody passing my abode, more than welcome to a proper cup of coffee, made to ya liking, I like mine made we all.milk, 1 sugar, stirred anti clockwise, eh, gentleman or what , cost to you, bugger all
  14. £4, , fer a cup of coffee, dear god above, look when i first got married, I could pay 2 weeks rent.on my council house.fer.that kind of money, wi change, fer a packet of number 10
  15. Pbs America on now
  16. Hey up pal, that castor oil your using, sling it in the bin matey and get some of this, BATANA. OIL, Ive just bowt some from Holland n Barret, eh, I will keep thee informed
  17. Eh, ang on cocker, brains of a sloth , who's sat on a dog forum. talking silly buggers , what's he sat on, billions of dollars
  18. Mine clocks 80, reading some of the topics on here, francies topic about castor oil fer hair growth, I nearly had.a clutcher, his drontal.topic fer cancer,I clutched , and please, don't ask me how many rubber dolls you can fit in a morris minor, I'm.still.working that.out ,
  19. They saw you coming our clegworthy charging you,£700, for that kind of money, you can get thissen a 1965 morris minor wi 4 brand new tires, eh, we a decent sized little boot, fit an efoldi in, no need to thank me, I.like helping folks out
  20. Eh, there's more tread on stool samples rubber dolls
  21. Don't.flatter thissen, it's chaps like me folks get hard on, he's seen that fantastic pic of me, Lindy hopping round my garden , eh wots thow say
  22. I've been given a new lease of life pal, thank you
  23. I used to enjoy top gear when clarkson may n Hammond did it, I'm a reliant robin type of person missen
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