iworkwhippets
-
Content Count
11,535 -
Joined
-
Last visited
-
Days Won
30
Content Type
Profiles
Forums
Gallery
Articles
Gun Dealer's and Fieldsports Shop's
Reloading Room
Blogs
Calendar
Store
Classifieds
Everything posted by iworkwhippets
-
What did i tell you folks about drugs eh, a scourge on society
-
Most mornings i wake up to a visit from someone's cat that's paid a visit to my little garden which I'm proud of and gives me joy, now then, with luck, i was woken with the urge to empty my bladder, i peeped through my window, and sure enough, the varmint was about to drop one, i rushed to my front door that opens directly onto my garden, and exposed missen to it, o don't think i.will.be seeing it again anytime soon.
-
Hello. , how's it going dave
-
My alien friends pal, I'm.due fer a visit,
-
Hellooooo, i don't.believe I'm reading the replies to thine topic , am i the only one with the sensible and obvious solution, eh, get thissen a cat, job done, and whilst I'm here afore I open my Werther's fer the match, there isn't a week goes past, about my derriere , now read my lips, no more pics from me, I've blessed this forum.a couple of times for the perverts we have on board, Now put it away and behave , eh,,
-
Eh, ha ha ha ha, stop it please, I've just spat my pork chop out, they're taking the piss out you pal, I'd rather log onto the hunting life fer a laugh than wheel tappers n shunters
-
Redivac seroma drainage bottle Dave, mention it to them, no harm done, saves you keeping going back and forwards to the hospita
-
Dunno what they are playing at Dave, I've had numerous wounds , and was sent home with a drainage bottle, job done
-
Now then chaps, it's come to my attention, that far to many of you are starting silly topics in order to get attention, now it needs to stop, or I'm off , i mean take a butchers of my topics , all sensible, now heres a nice sensible topics from.me,, Sainsbury's have completely sold out of cinnamon buns, eh
-
Summat look forward to.now pal, decent bowel.n bladder movements
-
Eh, you've made my day Mel saying that, she's a lovely lady, really nice to talk to, no signs of a wedding ring, , that nasty man stool sample accused me of stealing mannequins , o didn't come away empty handed though i nowt missen two pairs of y fronts, thank.you.our Mel, i shall show my face Monday, bereaved twice, o hate the sound of silence
-
Not long Been back from my local garden centre , i didn't go fer plants, I've been several times, and I've got talking to this lady, nice she is, we a sense of humour, just like me ,so i booked a taxi and off i.went, best bib n.tucker with the intentions of asking her out, no signs of her so.i.asked about, only to be told it's her day off, and won't be in till Monday eh
-
Packing her nostrils,setting herself on fire, and which orifice do you bung tomato plants, red injuns altzimers, eh, your going to give me a clutcher here, I'm in hysterics, i assume you partake in getting through life snorting whatever, it's not fer me, never took filth in all my life, and one thing you must consider, is this, you will fall to bits if ever the day comes ya can't get your hands on drugs, no wonder you ended up on dry land eh, dip thi bread , red injuns
-
Rotting smelly shit , i can smell it now coming out mi frying pan wil you please stop it ,
-
I was really looking forward to that game i was , i even got missen and extra packet of Werther's , i put miss Marple on instead
- 1 reply
-
- 1
-
-
Look how pretty that Daniel Westbrook was until she started bunging whatever up her hooter, it's burnt her conk away , eh, you don't need drugs get you through life , they end it , now o broke off doing breakfast to put you lot reet , three frying pans on the go here
-
Folks deserve all they get pumping that shite into there bodies, it rots your insides away, reet down to your underwear
-
I shall be getting my grill out shortly. RIP George lad
-
Hey ups pal. Good luck at there. Hospital , meh mind the hint meet , ya can't be running round the fields web a blocked bowel , av just got home, weers mi pit
-
It's our very own, stool sample
-
And i can just picture you greyman, i envy you, enjoy
-
Woke up to yet another beautiful day, wall to wall sunshine, belting through my living room windows, encourages me to get up,y living room door opens onto my little garden, newly planted shrubs opening in the warm sunshine, i stand outside in just a pair of shorts, sun on my body, lovely feeling, blue tits in n out of my nesting box i put up when i moved here, every year they nest, i watered my plants around 9am, within minutes four red admirals settled on my plants, plus several bees, simple pleasures, neighbours on there way taking there kids to school, all say good morning to me,
-
Those are my thoughts entirely, matey, I've been told on numerous occasions, there's help.out there if i need it, and some days i do, but as you say, i will keep going till i drop,
-
Right that's it, first of all, it's not greb, it's not greblets, it's not pewit, and the rest it's fcukin pardus fer , I'm going to swear now cos I'm annoyed at your daily complaints, bugger piss fart damn cacky, now see what you've made me do
-
Good news pal, keep thinking positive now
