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iworkwhippets

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  1. Look lads, your bodies, do what you like we em smoke this stick summat up ya hooters so you would go to pieces of ever you couldn't get ya hands on summat see you.through life, fcuk that off, your deluding yourselves
  2. Just ang on a mo, didn't you wake up one morning, only to find ya boat had come adrift or summat overnight , and you found yourselves in next county, eh, how could you sleep through that , perhaps to much weed or summat, and I've not done yet, aren't you the chap that wants nowt to do wi pharmacies doctors and so on, you chuck thissen into a bed of nettles to help wi ya prostate, fer a decent pis or whatever, yet you will stick a spliff full of shite in ya lungs, eh pull tuther one, i.will.stick to.my ovaltine
  3. No disrespect to you matey, and each to there own, but fcuk that off, there's one here don't use drugs get through life, i refuse to take any kind of medication, fer cancer treatment, or stroke, i was on medication for a while, but kicked that into touch
  4. Boils ya piss doesn't it bangers eh lad,, the day ever comes i rely on drugs get me through life, o will plait cacky ,, a mug of bengers sorted me out, yes bangers bengers
  5. I shall look forward to that
  6. Now then Daniel , come on.lad, you'd have.to pay me enter that yard
  7. A lot of lonely women walk there dogs down there, have you got a postcode please, and a pic of your good lady wife, i will.be the judge if she's worth following or not ,, you have to be careful bangers my son, there's some perverts out there
  8. I've got.whats called lymphedema, a fluid build up.in my left arm, i have to be admitted just fer a couple of days for the fluid to be drained , it's pretty common i believe after lymph nodes removal.,
  9. Bangers lad, this isn't the first post about your piss on the boil, ya gonna end up we cystitis , now stop it, or im going to join mummiesnet
  10. Eh, there's bugger all there pal, and i would have a word wi us girlfriend if i were you ,that's no accident
  11. Made me cringe did that, the jumped up never come down snivelling little tic, let me clean thi shoes Donald, with my tongue,, you wait till he gets back home,Angela Raynor will spank his little botty
  12. Hey up, i was greeted by early morning sunshine through my bedroom window this morning, so gets up.into the shower, had a good breakfast, then out onto my garden, pair of blue tits in n out of my nesting box, nice to see eh, spring is coming, and I'm alive nkicking another year to see it, off to the hospital at 1 30, results of my scan, so ta ta fer now
  13. Eh, he's had a butchers on here, and had a clutcher.
  14. Hello there stool sample, he's full of shite, thanks for reminding me, i need toilet rolls on my next shopping
  15. Hello there francie, the hunting lifes gentleman, now look, not 120, but I'm.not far short, i pulled missen up out of bed this morning, , 100, pull ups , eh, not bad fer an octo generian
  16. Hello there bangers , yes indeed , I'd rather log onto the hunting life, than go pictures, 10 outa 10 fer entertainment,
  17. Yes , you are correct, they have just dropped me off
  18. Popeye, make thi mind up stool sample, it was damp patch yesterday , what you snorting today , eh
  19. He's known as STOOL SAMPLE , now damp patch , eh
  20. Hey up stool sample , don't you be spending all day spouting shite on here, mummy needs help.
  21. Carers, what are those Francie, when i had my op for cancer, and amputations, i was told by the hospital on my discharge, i would be visited by certain people help with my recuperation, that was over two years ago, I'm still waiting, to late now i look after missen
  22. Stop groveling, bladders, one minute you lot are moaning how once our great Britain is turning out, come into the real world and face facts, we, you haven't seen nowt yet, and you wanna train to live to an owd age fcuk that, it's not fer me , this very morning, energy price.cap to increase, got toothache , tough pull your own out, wanna see a doctor, tough, get on the waiting list, a country run by useless feckers, live to an old age, and sit shivering, wondering if you can eat or heat, you lot moan n.groan.every day about summat, you do realise it goes no further than the hunting life, wh
  23. Some bollocks spoke on this forum, no doubt about that, look, i fell asleep.earier on, on my settee whilst watching wheel tappers m shunters, id fallen deep.inside the settee if you get the pic, it took me a matter of seconds to get out, not bad considering I've only got the use of one arm, thromby attack, pull ups a serious effort, how's about this one, try getting up.out of a chair without using ya arms, i dunno whether do missen pie n chips I'm.famished , ta ta folks ,
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