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    Just send that lady friend of yours over to me till it all blows over wolfy she be OK with me
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    Seen it on the news wolfy you take good care of yourself and loved ones all the best matey
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    I won't be signing it matey it's not that I agree or disagree it's just I have forgotten my name for the moment I will dig my death certificate out later and get back to you eh ?
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    Ya like a breath of fresh air Kenneth my son to a bloke with a wicked sense of humour like is what I have I mean ketchup is sending you some turds ? every room in your abode is stacked wi chic peas ? it's ever likey you have damp problems eh I'm on all fekin fours here.
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    Listen up. Ken my son I don't know what your on but I am sending you some money please mate unless those chic peas have fermented or summat please consider me for whatever straight away thank you
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    Footy

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    Well I've not long been back from next door there's this Irish chap from. Belfast moved in a week after me and like me to be nearer his family after the loss of a loved one ever such a nice chap he asked round to watch forty leicester n West ham well he never offered any supper so when I came home I did missen two rounds of cheese ? on toast so popped em under the grille while I went empty my bladder but I have a slow flow ? taks me ages fire alarm goes off then my tannoid goes off hello Mr,*,,,, this is Colchester borough housing is everything Ok yes I says its my fault I've just set fir
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    Eh its a fekin cowlet
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    I can tolerate most folks in life after all I come on here don't I as fer woofers as long as the leave my rear end alone I can tolerate them as well ?
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    Bung us some of those chick peas Ken there's a good chap ?
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    Look I'm in regular contact via my mobile with a lady from flat 15 I dunno what it is with her but by the time we've done there's teeth marks all over my flat eh ?
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    I've had summat similar from Tommy longknob from. Nigeria will. I have to include my sort code please lads and how much am. I expected to. Get back. I thank you
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    Never you mind criminals what about geriatrics on a damn good pension paid into there bank every week the bone idle gits get them on the streets give em summat to do and stop dementia and other ailments setting in eh I dread growing old I picture missen covered in my own excrement forever jerking off and having to borrow clobber from the neighbours right I've said enough I need tend my piles good night everyone
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    ? Look lads when u get to my age flatulence is summat dreadful I'm forever at it I'm at it now bung the tube up my rectum and I could inflate that plane in a matter of hours leaving no stretch marks ?
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    I get that sometimes Ken I just go into settings and enable wfi
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    I'm just wakening up mate and can't make em out. Are they Afghans
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    [BANNED TEXT] Daniels arse ? ?
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    Eh he doesn't strike me as a botty basher ?
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    Eh look here my man I'm ready fer battle get the powers to make me a millionaire and heres [BANNED TEXT] I'm prepared to do adorn me with a cracking suicide vest plonk me in the middle of the buggers eh ? job done ?. I'm not daft
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    Daughter called round yesterday lunchtime took me out to a lovely garden centre in Tiptree we had lunch then off to maldon promenade beautiful weather and it was packed with folks enjoying themselves it was nice to see families with children enjoying the sunshine and activities in the park some still wearing masks but the majority without I got talking to a couple with a cracking lurcher a lovely dog they gave me there contact number and told me if ever I wanted to go out with him for a wander to get in touch a perfect ending to a perfect day
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    She's with me matey
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    Bloody norah charts I'm finding this topic quite interesting now parts of my anotomy that I haven't seen in yonks are coming back to life how do I get to become subserved I thank you ?
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    Well I put the news on TV this morning and it was asking if its advisable to piss in the sea I come on here only to be greeted with we are pissing in the wind. I'm getting really pissed off I am ?
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    Yeh I no.bout the licking mate but thanks
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    Good morning all and what a beautiful morning it is here in Colchester OK so I was out during the night on the gardens looking for my foxy friends sure enough out they came two of em but one of them had a wound on its right side a fold of skin hanging down the mind boggles to what's happened and it bothers me ive had summat similar on one of my dogs in the past and treated it no probs I'm just wondering if I could perhaps get hold of some anti biotics and bung them in some of the grub I give em the wound is clearly bothering the fox as it keeps licking the wound I enjoy my time with em an
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