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iworkwhippets

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  1. Best be on the safe side dildo full amputation at the wrist
  2. I get that sometimes mate if you Google the problem it gives u numerous fixes I just clear my history cookies cache reboot phone ?
  3. So I rang the doctors surgery this morning the operator says what's the problem. Keith so I told her I feel a bit tapped ? she says a doctor will ring you later and so he did he asked for my full name and when I told him he says we'll there's your problem Keith. And the bugger hung up on me
  4. Sounds like a bot fly to me matey they thrive on chic peas ?
  5. iworkwhippets

    Fox

    Woke up about 3 am fer a Jimmy so thought I'd go on the garden feed my foxy ? friends with some pieces of chicken I must have been put about an hour nowt doing then suddenly one appeared yes just the one so wondering where its mate is cos there's usually a couple anyways I fed it the chicken and turned my back on it to come in but the bugger was right behind me I'm sure if I'd have left the door open it would have come in I'm just hoping tonights episode there will be two of em again anyways chaps I'm gonna do me a ? then get my head down hope I find you all well
  6. No she won't let you cos she wears the pants you wear incontinence pants eh ? ? ?
  7. Nowt rambo about me my friend just an ordinary working class bloke but reading back some of these posts brought back memories Keep well matey
  8. On one or two occasions I had to run my lady up the hospital in 2019 before she passed if any of those toe rags would have been blocking my way straight over the buggers no. Compunction Rip ruthy
  9. Was round at my next door neighbours about8 o'clock this evening Paul is his name he's from. Belfast a good old boy he suffers from epilepsy so I just keep my eye on him his sister came to visit about 8, 30 and I told her I was getting toothache so off she went down. The co op and bought me some paracetamol and some sensodine rapid that was realy nice of her what u say. Lads
  10. God there's some hard buggers on this forum ya put the fear ? of God up me I'm dubious of logging on sometimes ?
  11. Some of these pensioners think ? cos they are owd cocks can get away with murder rip there left leg off and daub there face wi soppy end
  12. Nice one mate thanks for sharing
  13. Wheres your compassion sir I've got the very sack for the likes of Cressida dick Maggie. Thatcher and dianne abbot it's in my bedroom eh ? I'll sort the buggers out
  14. Ain't it a bugger eh ya getting on in years and you can't sit down fer a while I dread growing old I do ?
  15. Just a thought chaps don't suppose any of you lot know of any decent ladies fer company yes just company I'm to clapped out fer owt else a breif description of myself I sport a Bobby Charlton hair do I'm toothless varicose veins up to my piles forgetful I could go on but I dunna want to brag about missen any longer thank you
  16. Gallows now I'm your man fer that I'm a time served carpenter
  17. Eh I'm on the lookout fer some work top my poxy pension up gimmee the job I will even provide the rope
  18. Not much in life shocks me these days but the tragic ending of that poor lady has really gotten to me but now it's her parents and family I feel for now they must be going through hell
  19. Sounds good to me matey good for the mind and I'm the same early morning two am say I'm on the gardens feeding foxes they wait for me and I spend a small fortune on them food wise keep safe matey
  20. Watching man united playing villareal eunice is doing my supper eh ? can't be bad
  21. Keep your chin up keefy I will be up. Your end shortly. ?
  22. Oh I say chartles I'm sat here wondering what to do with young shamima begum ?
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