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iworkwhippets

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  1. Fiveways shopping centre tollgate stanway Colchester plenty petrol
  2. Sorry to be reading this Richie but good luck with the pup keep well matey
  3. Just checked my zimmer frame made in China. ?
  4. Sleep listen to me I'm 77 and by the time I've done what gretchen eunice cybil and Freda want me to do during the day come evening and I crawl to my pit on all fours hello ?
  5. Bugger off ya morbid owd git your brain is to active for what's going on in your life your always have summat on the go
  6. Oh and for your bald spot there's and advert on tele numan.com or summat like that they deal in erectile dysfunction ? guaranteed give you a reet boner ? not that I use em I've just seen the add fer hair loss
  7. Hey up matey ever since my lady passed I've done nowt but eat junk food ready meals from the supermarket ? can't remember when I ate fresh fruit n veg and dunna mention mcdonalds my fridge freezer is full of shite so yesterday because of the above I went into boots chemist and got some multi vitamins maybe to late at my age I dunno not much use this message to you I don't suppose but look mate you've started on summat positive in your life keep it up and good luck.. I'm. About to do bacon sarnie fcuk it
  8. ? All this silliness is gonna turn me to drugs ya barmy gits ?
  9. Tell you what Ken I'd rather log onto your topics than go fekin pictures the underpants I've gone through reading your posts eh ?
  10. Top man giving up his bed for you
  11. Nice job is that matey nice one
  12. I'm. Sure I've seen summat like your gaff on telly Ken my son complete.with gear such as you have in your place starring Richard Attenborough ahhhh that's it 10 Rillington place eh ? it's that hatchet that done it
  13. Keeping yourself busy my friend good for your mental. Wellbeing
  14. Eh I'm buggered if I know where he is will I do I'm a different kind of canny by the way damp. Patch would you kindly speak up. When u come on here I'm as deaf as you and summat else I'd love a butchers around your gaff ?
  15. I've become a sentimental owd bugger with age and I honestly feel for you lads that have lost loved ones n family to this horrible disease dunno. Why I'm. Telling you this but there's this 60 summat year owd chap moved in next door to me he lost family so moved to Colchester to be nearer to his sister n niece he's from Belfast a nicer bloke you couldn't wish to meat and we have become friends but he's had a brain operation fer epilepsy to long for me to go into details but tuther day he went and had his hair shaved dear god the wound on his head I could fit my fist in. So I keep my eye on
  16. I like that my friend up the mums nice gesture ya can't beat yer owd mum. Yer best friend my mum died in July 1964 cancer my sister two years later cancer my dear lady wife in 2019 breast cancer and here's me moaning cos of the state of the world feeling sorry for missen shame on me eh lads. Fekin owd git yeh.
  17. Hello look I've said many a time on here I will be glad when the good lord takes me but its out of my hands cos in on a yellow day release card from the local asylum
  18. It's nowt I can't sort out Ken when I feel up to it I spend most nights on the settee have done for years my choice
  19. I've already lashed out on a large can of wd mate thank you
  20. Hey up. Ken look mate you ever manage to get hold of those stay put castor bung us s set there's a good lad I got missen a new bed when I moved here. I did tell you I'd moved didn't I. ? Well this new bed has those fly away castor youve only gotta look at the bed and it moves but when I dive in last thing at night I'm nearly in next door with Cynthia keep well matey
  21. ? Covered in shit n piss. I wonder who that was eh ?
  22. Don't think you had to mention squalor gnash sometimes it's best keep things to yourself
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