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iworkwhippets

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  1. nice one Dave, i always enjoy your outings, keep well matey
  2. Well i was about to have one , but i noticed this black blob on the shower wall it really stood out its that large, so i stuck my finger gently into it when it uncurled and reared up at me as though it was about to lunge, eh , what im asking is there anyone on this forum thinks enough about me come shift it for me
  3. Do you mind I'm eating my porridge here ?
  4. There places are in their dinghys on the high seas as I type
  5. Country is on its arse neh mind nhs
  6. Had mine, injections was a condition i had to make so that i could move to colchester and thats me done now, now then ive made friends here , we help one another should the occasion arise, i sometimes take a chap to colchester hospital , i think it was october i last took him, loads of anti vaxers outside the hospital , i put missen amongst covid plus owt else whats flying about , i take sensible precautions , but fek it im 77 i cant grumble if i wake up in the morning full of maggots
  7. Hey Ray, only just seen this my friend , sorry to be reading this , but he had a decent life with you mate keep your chin up and keep well
  8. iworkwhippets

    Nhs

    All staff to be fully vaccinated mandatory I knew that was coming
  9. take it down on my behalf, not at at all,
  10. Any decent animal loving member on this forum would or should be offended by that clip , but hey up i live in the real world i no what goes on out there
  11. i envy you Rich i honestly do, a lovely looking bitch , in good hands as well im looking forward to her progress
  12. Yeh i watched that on the news this morning, i honestly felt for that horse , the evil bitch
  13. kind and thoughtful gesture from you matey rip gary
  14. Nice is that sandy, unfortunately where i am , no pets allowed , id give owt just stroke a dog as daft as it may sound, im a dog man through n through
  15. aye i remember that episode capular scapiatus or summat like that
  16. Hello all hope i find you all in good spirits, now then about me, jesus wept, what a fekin existance i get up in the mornings put the tv on for company only to be faced with gloom n doom, racial problems at hedingley who gives a fek, kirk douglas accused of sexual molestation aint he bloody long gone, lionel blairs snuffed it, keith get ya flu jab, keith get ya booster, somebody called kwasi kwarteng is on tv moaning whos he eh, what a bloody name go bed with , then i decide come on here fer a bit of sanity, say no more right im off i dunno where im going or who i am anymore im going sligh
  17. First off kev I hope you and yours are doing well secondly you have made summat of yourself and you should be a proud man the pleasure you will bring to folks now eh. Keep. Well mate atb to you and yours right thats me all govelled out ? any donations greatly appreciated
  18. Those fekin over fermented chic peas have fouled the air being in a damp room. Ken my son and addled ya brain clocks went back 2 am. Sunday morning I. Had to stop up. Till 2am.adjust all my clocks eh ? I'm not daft
  19. That poor woman go and buy her a bunch of ? ya miserable git ? if she new you have written this about her she'd smash ya face in eh ? go n tell her ya love her to bits you no you want to. ?
  20. Walked in her shoes have we
  21. I've got visions of him sniffing you now
  22. what you trying to say ken, spit it out man
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