iworkwhippets
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That's ok dave keep well ?
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Arry my son who the fucks Ken promise me you will buck yer ideas up ?
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Any more talk like that sir and I will come over yours and give you a basil fawlty flowery twats thrashing
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Cheers lads it never entered my head about fleas it's fast asleep here bit of company for me
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Never been over keen on em but just these last couple of days with this extreme heat I've had my door wide open which leads onto my garden at the front of the flat. There's been this large white cat stretched out under the hedges trying to escape the heat I reckon anyhow I was in the kitchen doing breakfast this morning when the bugger has made itself at home in my living room it's a friendly bugger and it's no skin of my nose if it wants to make itself at home here it's free to come n go but pets aren't allowed here
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Never thought it possible but this topic gets better n better from Kenny everet givin freddy Mercury a damn good seeing to to now jimmy fondle me Saville
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Well I just bung one on in respect of the older generation bless em I will be an owd cock missen one day
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Now then now then no need fer snide remarks the poster asked a civil question as for me I shall have a clean mask in my pocket if I'm asked to put it on then on it goes. Oh and I shall be wearing clean underpants as always
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Then go for it mate it clearly makes you happy conservation eh we have a water garden here I've had a butchers but there's nowt doing but they will be well hidden this weather have you got a pond
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You've clearly disturbed him there Ken ? keep us informed of how you go on fascinate me these toads do
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Nice gesture is that Ken I'm sure someone on here will help you out good luck mate
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Those dogs have bigger backs on em than me
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Same for me Ken I'm on all fours at the moment thank fukk for my upwalker lite eh
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Nicely put matey I don't give two fukks either nowt but gloom doom
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God could I just wallop that lot is there any chance your good lady rustle summat up fer me please
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Pmsl I've just got a damn good appetite simple as that
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Things are going very well rich thank you I've met some really nice people here now and look upon them as friends and same with them they like me and its a nice feeling I'm there's this chap next door to me gets a takeaway Tuesday nights a domino's pitza he knocks on my door and shares it with me he's a great bloke from. Belfast he's lived in these parts before but came back here when his wife died a bit like me he's back nearer to his daughter just like me as for the accomodation I can't fault it mate I want fer nowt beautiful gardens to sit in and in the night I go see my foxy friends I'm ha
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Now then lads sit back n listen to me a good indicator if you are eating a balanced diet is bowel.movents speaking for myself I go regularly at 8 23 each morning ? now the consistency of my stools tell me there's summat wrong up top with me any suggestions
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Yes I'm. Well aware of that my friend but its of no use to me I left my teeth what I had remaining up north
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Eh in my day 1940s it was soot from the chimney that's why I've none left I have to suck on stuff today
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Can't be doing with all the grunting specially the women and one of em reminds me of Clyde
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Just listen to what ya body tells ya at the moment mines telling me I need fats n grease so I'm about to do missen smokey bbq ribs I'm still standing
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Bloody hell mate that's awful. So much so I've just booked missen a plan with pure cremations give Ken a pm later today and get some of his chick peas down ya neck you be OK
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Yeh I mean look at me lads seventy fekin seven and still going strong you no what where your problems lie drugs they have addled your brains anyways nuff said and I've put my violin away I'm just about to get stuck into my home made Yorkshire pud none of this aunt Bessie's crap I've made the bugger and its huge so I've done three sausages I'm now about to do the gravy. Hello is everyone asleep ?
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It's not normal. For a 77 year old is it. But then again I'm. Not normal.
