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iworkwhippets

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  1. Eh wheres your compassion sir you can't be blaming our fellow man for trying to make a better life for himself anyways its to late now the b*****d are here ? and coming in droves
  2. Don't suppose I'm helping much being a heavy flatulator but that's what happens when you are clocking on in life they are all at it hear ?
  3. The women athletes volleyball long jump. Screaming out and grunting sounds like some of em are climaxing
  4. Good man Ken you will be OK off ketchup he's full of Erm. Dare I say it
  5. Did you manage to get yourself some turds mate
  6. Fcuk me I wasn't gonna mention any names but shreck will wanna smash my fizzog in now that bloke on here forgot his name now but he's pest controller he calls tomo shreck which is not very nice ? ? ?
  7. Isn't there a bloke on this forum downs ginsters pasties like there's no tomorow perhaps he was just having a swim
  8. Yes I pondered over that myself baker boy
  9. Well I've just woke up to empty my bladder and copped fer this you vile minded wrech I bet you've cracked one off whilst typing that filth right I must get up now change my bedding I've pissed missen again ? ? ?
  10. Don't talk silly they can't be in two places at once they are all on the covid thread
  11. Yes it is Greb before I moved down here anxiety nearly wiped me off my feet I was diagnosed by a doctor ? get yourself checked out mate take no notice of my remarks
  12. 0800 8620152 there you go mate I arranged plan a while back as I nearly kicked the bucket a couple of times reading the Covid thread ?
  13. Pure cremations give em bell ?
  14. In fact I'm dysfunctioning all over the damn place now ?
  15. Yes I used to suffer with the same symptoms especially if I'd just cracked one out fortunately those days are gone I suffer from erectile dysfunction
  16. Well.you learn summat new everyday now them mate the cat shows itself everyday and with us having lovely weather my door to the outside world is left open and in it pops hoping fer summat to eat or a place to kip.. This cooking oil tip would that be kilverts. Trex crisp and dry I thank you ?
  17. Hey up. Rich how's you matey some of those posters on the covid thread mate aren't mental but fekin deranged just glad Im bloody normal that cats at my front door with a bowl of milk as I type I'm not a cat person but I'm not to a bowl of milk no pets allowed here neh mind eh I'm thinking of one of those virtual pets there's a pekingese pup going fer about £ 300 press a button and the b*****d craps at will been out with my daughter all day rich what a dear lady she is I want fer nowt but I didn't come here to be carried I'm quite capable of looking after myself.. There is 15 occupied
  18. Just what I was thinking but you lot aren't thinking clearly he really wants someone to ask him why he was at the hospital so why was you at the hospital diggers
  19. The expression on their faces eh brilliant
  20. Cheers Arry I've a wicked sense of humour well I must have after all I put up with you lot but that clip and indeed the whole series has me in stitches cheers matey by the way I've shown that cat the door it was scratting it's goolies off
  21. Can some kind soul load me that clip on here please much appreciated
  22. Which trigger him off fools n horses I've just watched that clip where he had the same broom fer 20 years cracks me up
  23. That's ok dave keep well ?
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