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iworkwhippets

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  1. It means me having to put my mask. On
  2. Hello everybody it's only me look is it worth me going shop fer some popcorn only itrsndd having to put a mask on. ? Eh
  3. Bit upsetting reading that matey do us a favour and make my day and I'm sure dad would love it go say hello do it mate. I'm not telling you what to do I'm just asking let me no how you get on
  4. Disgusting and I've said this before but I won't lose any sleep when the good lord takes me its nowt but a sick world we live in but hey up Iord not just yet I'm being taken out for lunch
  5. Got my head down last night about 11 ish couldn't drop off for the heat ? so gets up and goes on the gardens it's lovely out there its lovely here and that's an understatement anyways Im sitting there with a brew and out of nowhere two foxes appeared just stood there weighing me up so I go back indoors looking fer summat to give em I found some mince so goes back outside they had buggered off but within minutes they appeared its as if they new I had summat for them sure enough they practically took the food out my hand I can remember the days when I did foxes but now they have become my friend
  6. I was out on my back garden at 2 30 this morning watching 3 of them.
  7. You deserve to be an idle bugger mate enjoy your retirement
  8. You dunna need out like that living here what you do need is a good sense of humour cos there's some nutters living here ?
  9. Sorry hadn't put my teeth in British ?
  10. Fekin disgusting I've been ashamed to call myself brititish for a long time
  11. Well all as I can say is lucky you with a nice little wife at home waiting on you hand n foot as fer me sin I've been hear I've accumulated 9 pair of underpants badly need washing funny thing is they ain't all mine eh hello cum in ?.
  12. So you've dumped poor old mum back in blighty while you fek off to Ireland eh shame on you someone else to wipe her backside how on earth you can sit on a dog forum knowing that just stop trying to be someone your not wilfy boy max had you sorted that's why you left the forum for a while ? lol lol as for me it's a lovely morning just doing breakfast then it's the seaside fer me ta ta fer now lol lol
  13. Wilfy haven't you got an aging mother needing a bed bath or summat ?
  14. With a little understanding
  15. Well he was Peter is is name the jobs he has voluntary done for me and all he wants is a brew he's in my living room at the moment fixing up curtain track then hanging my curtains one a mere neighbour now a good friend what more could I want I took a gamble and it's certainly paid off
  16. I had this funny dream Ken I was drowning in fekin chick peas I was gagging lol only joking matey you carry on
  17. When I moved in on the Monday there wasn't an indoor ariel for my TV not that I really do much TV I just switch the bugger on fer company anyhow I got talking to one of the neighbours he's only gone down to the shop and bought me one will he take the money will he buggery
  18. Just relying on free WiFi at the moment till I get sorted
  19. I've lifted that much stuff every bone in my body ache off still better than vegitating eh
  20. Was overwhelming rich a long journey plus I had a lot of lifting and carrying to do I've still not unpacked everything but I've only been here sin Monday so much to do carpets cookers to be sorted but I've done that now I love it here a big gamble payed off its a lovely flat I just have to make it a home now not just somewhere to get my head down good neighbours to very helpful
  21. Bloke just been about a living room carpet he was a huge bugger but with a sense of humour just my sort we had a good laugh the cheeky bugger asked what planet I'm on. Eh but I knocked £ 100 of my bill
  22. Just been to hardwire my elec cooker so it's a nice big fry up for me now ?
  23. I'm OK charts it's just I've got folks coming fit my cooker I've had nowt proper to eat sin I got here I need to sort me a living room carpet out plus a visit from Colchester welfare dept see if I need out apart from that I'm ok just bloody famished ?
  24. I dont think in all honesty this forum has any use for me anymore or should I say I have no ues for it any more after all my days in the field are over no dogs no ferrets so I've nowt constructive to say not whinging or a sympathy Joe far from it . OK. Lads I've got carpet fitters on order and a new elec cooker needs hardwiring in 1n and I haven't had breakfast yet
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