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    im going to be smashing some faces in i am, crimbo or no crimbo big tasty , quarter pounder, all as im saying is you can get a big mac n fries fer £1 piggin 99 pence
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    oh,,, sorry i stand corrected, i hadnt got my teeth in, im spanking my bottom as i type
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    cant see nowt laff at dytkos eh
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    i saw a lot of this, when i lived in stoke
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    no the reason i asked is this, on christmas eve, theres a well known druggie around these parts, he will sniffn suck owt thats going, getting back to christmas eve, he was stood rigid never moved fer ages opposite my flat, eh it didnt bother me, im used to wierdos
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    i think every bugger is on summat except me, whats this monkey dust i keep hearing about
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    Hope your only paying £1 99 for your big mac, instructions on your receipt
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    prawn cocktail with lashings of sea food sauce yummy
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    Best gift of all, KINDNESS
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    Pmsl thanks matey. Sense of humour at last I had to Google dinitad I thowt you lot were gonna treat me or summat. I'm filling up here
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    Correction £200.cold weather payment. Eh
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    It's these owd timers I bet lots of em. If given the choice would welcome a last visit to the vets leaking from every orifice varicose veins hemoroids or piles even getting £20. Cold weather payements benefits galore free dental. Treatment free tv licences. Surrounded by such folks here weer I am no. Quality of life. I'm logging off I'm depressing missen fcuk it
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    Well lads ive not long been back from my daughters fer christmas lunch, she said shes had enough of me fer one day, she did chicken and roast beef, she asked me which did i want, so i said i will have some of each please, im on all fours at the moment trying to heave missen onto the couch, theres s good film i have recorded starring margaret rutherford so catch u later
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    Had a text off my daughter at midnight Arry it read Merry christmas dad see you tomorrow, love Kim. Best Christmas present anyone can give is kindness what you all say.
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    I read your post mate about your health problem, I hate coming on here reading folks aren't feeling to good, I'm glad everything is OK for you enjoy Christmas with your good lady wife n children I'm a born worrier also calm down and relax mate what will be will be OK
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    Thanks lads joking apart now I'd be happy to share a drink with any one of you we've all got our foibles but we all share the love of the great outdoors in a way most of you have been a great help to me you know who you are thank you now then dildo I'd gladly share a tube of anusol with you mate ?. OK folks I'm gettingy head down now my daughter is coming for me tomorrow how lucky am I to find happiness again in such a sad old world eh. Keep safe lads and I mean that. Thank you
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    It's only me just logged on to wish you all a very merry Christmas, now then ladies n mentlegen I have written out Christmas cards for you all with a few Bob in each for a Christmas drink, but I've been that busy with it being crimbo I've completely forgot to post them, have a goodun lads I'm just off next door in a min see if he's got a clean shirt for tomorrow
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    nice one matey, and a merry christmas to you all
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    thats ok pleased for u im just opening a tin of soup fer my tea
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    if you send me your address, i will come round yours and clean the baking tray, with my tongue
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    pull tuther one young arry those are gynsters
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    Film

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    That's me done for the day now just made missen some supper and watch a film I've recorded the lavender hill mob eh I knows how to roll I do
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    Going to contradict myself here we all look after one another not strictly true thets one old timer in his late 80s I believe he hasn't a soul in the world no family no one ever visits him keeps his self to his self bit get into conversation with him and you can't get away to cut a long story short he goes into the lounge about 6 ish to watch TV ? my daughter came down to visit me and copped him watching TV she's coming down tomorrow with a meal for him let's just see his reaction I've myself copped him in the kitchen late last Friday night same day we had the Christmas Dinner was he looking f
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    same here mate, sheltered housing, theres 15 flats here on 2 floors, and before i go any further the place is spotless and a credit to colchester borough housing, and after a 2 and a half hr journey i arrived here in april , and was met by colchester housing , and several of the tenants, who on arrival made me a cup of tea n biscuits, i was then showed my flat, and was more than happy with it, spotlessly clean, last friday was the christmas dinner, and i met everyone face to face, at the end of our meal we all had a good old chinwag and laugh, the lounge here is great, tv and games take your
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    hes a good old boy mush, hes not had it easy in life, i wont go into details but he has a hole in his head i could fit my fist into, i go in to his flat daily hoover up for him, wash his pots, empty his rubbish, my daughter even does his shopping, i even make him the odd meal, no skin off my nose, id rather do folks a good turn than a bad un
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