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Wullz

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  1. Boys sounds like a typical do gooder.....be reasonable with them and explain how you wouldnt be so daft as to fire at anything other than a target.... And, get a moderator!
  2. Since getting my 243 I have never lifted my 222, I can use both for fox and roe up here....but I like the 243 better. Great round, very versatile. I am sure there was an elephant hunter of old that used to drop bull elephants with a 243?? Wouldnt like to try that myself!
  3. Typical tight Aberdonian, peggin oot the wee dug for fox bait......
  4. Best one I heard, from a brickie from Sudbury to a lass up here......... On rugby tour obv.... "Hey doll, will you introduce me to your pals?" "What pals?" "Yer nip-pals...." Slaaaaaap!
  5. Is someone building a wall then?
  6. Yep segs, saved the soles of yer shoes......also fekked the gym hall floor up nicely... the jannie used to go mental if you scraped them on the nice clean floors!!
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    Offensive?

    Should be haunting a castle....a la Scooby Doo.......wit a monster!
  8. Can be anything that starts them off, our mate has a herd of bampots on an area we shoot. He calle dmy up asking us not to shoot as it was spooking them and they were stampeding about the place wrecking fences / dry stane dykes etc. I went down to have a chat with him ,explaining that we shoot (with moderators) maybe 1 outing in 10 or so? We manage the deer very carefully on this farm, only taking the occasional beastie, sure, if we see charles, he gets nailed, anyway, as I am standing there talking to him, a cyclist goes past wearing a dayglow yellow top.......cue entire herd, they go fekkin
  9. Watched something like this set in Govan, the wee shoite was giving his ma this and that and hangin about with other scroats drinking wine and smoking blow......they took him into Polmont Young Offenders and introduced him to 'the daddy', his face went whiter than white when this mahoosive fekker leaned across the table and said, "You're comin in here and I am going to be waiting for you.....". Nearly keeched his joggers.....they should stick them all in a nick for an afty....give them a right shock.....
  10. Keep stumm Scotty, tell them nothing......
  11. Thought you had to slegger them with butter and put them up a chimmney for years as well, to get the right colour? Think I read that somewhere.....
  12. Malt, thats what its been like for years up here....dreich! I got caught in a sleet shower this morning, after I had walked the dogs in sunshine? And my mate came in from a walk at lunchtime and told me there were hailstones....weather has gone a bit barmy. They did tell us that we would get longer wetter spells and more mixed up stormy weather, looks like it coming true..... I dont mind, its just this cold wind that is killing us just now, hate it!!!
  13. Tried to PM you, yer inbox must be full!
  14. Ha Ha Scot, I will have the biggest BBQ on earth if that goes up.....need some heavy duty sunscreen tho....
  15. They're flat all right, right up to the moment they blow into huge maelstrom of waves! Try Loch Ness for a wee paddle.....we were trolling out of Morriston one night, flat calm, sunshine, lovely.....ten minutes later I was hanging on for dear life as the boat went up and doon like a brides nightie.....just made it back....one boat got wrecked.....gotta watch them bigger watters, they can roll up even when it appears calm....
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    Easter

    Another thing, how come jeesee creesee's death day is always on a bank holiday weekend? Thats wierd anawll.....
  17. Love it! The bloke's a nutter, although his dad was dead good at golf and playing the guitar apparently..... Have a wee google for him.....bampots.....
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    What's Your

    Oh dear, 6ft 1 and 17 1/2 stone. Played at 13 1/2 stone and fought at 12 stone 2........filled out a bit since the injury!!!
  19. Dont touch catholic steak on good friday or any other friday.......will eat it any other time mind!
  20. Was there not a case recently of 4 sea kayakers being circled by a faitly large shark up near Orkney? Big black triangular fin cutting round them in decreasing circles, the lads keeched it and got up onto the nearest beach till it fekked off......the descriptions suggest it was a Great White....
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    Paulus...

    Happy Birthday.......happy days, you're even older than me!!
  22. if yer times up, it's up, nothing will stop it...instead of worrying about dying (thats how voodoo works!) just relax and have a good time! Enjoy your limited time on this planet with yer pals, family, dugs whatever and get on with it....
  23. I never got sent home when that welsh twAt Mcgonigle kicked my napper in during the staff vs pupil rugby match! And that namby pamby wee runt gets sent home for being sconed by a bit of flapjack? No wonder the country is fekkit!
  24. There's a rammy brewin...no mistake, it's coming....
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