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Wullz

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  1. Wierd one, rotting citrus fruit....cant stand it.....can gralloch deer, draw smelly birds etc, but citrus fruit when it goes blue and mushy...boak! Have you seen poltergeist scotty?? When the wee boy's clown doll grows big long arms and grabs him? You'll love it!
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    Funny Insuilts

    You were so ugly when you were born that the midwife slapped your ma...... You were so ugly when you were a kid your ma tied sausages round your neck so the dog would play with you..... Your bird is so fat she puts her belt on with a boomerang.... Your bid is so fat that her pager went of in marks and everyone thought she was reversing.... If beauty is skin deep, you must be inside out..... etc etc
  3. Haggis, neeps and tatties wie a wee drammie on top of the haggis as it comes oot of the oven....heaven! Haggis is vesatile you doubters, fry some up for yer brekkie! Its braw wie fried eggs, fried bread and black puddin.......good healthy fare..!
  4. Good job its only 'us' that view these threads, if anyone else read this they may get the impression that there are divisions between the branches of fieldsports and that sometimes there is even dis-harmony.......imagine!! Remember lads, divide and conker....... We are all in this together.......
  5. And they try not to pay out if you are in a prang! Its legalised theft!!! And they are welchers!
  6. House keys, gate keys,truck keys, gun cupboard & gun cabinet keys, shed keys, mini leatherman and a piston and con rod that I made when I was an apprentice....many moons ago!
  7. Its a springer, if it wants to jump, it will. You wont stop it! train to do it properly....even then if its a double strand, its always dodgy. I too have had mine caught up in a double strand by the back leg, didnt get there quick enough and she pulled it free herself.......they are nuts! She was fine, but they are just so driven you wont stop them....
  8. Fungus, Dracula, Geordie Finger (used to poke you hard in the shoulder when he shouted at you), Purdey, Lippy, Kate Bush, Betty Boop, Winker Watson, The Spider, Chanty Chalmers(taken away in an abulance after chibbing someone with a chisel in woodwork)....loads of them. Tough job looking after us lot though, I know I couldnt do it without maiming one of the wee baisturts!!
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    SNOW

    They were alright when I popped in for a couple of 'oven readies'........
  10. We have them too Baw, bits of Pollockshields are no-go area for the cops, they run the place there. However, even weegie muzzahs are not daft enough to try and take a weegie's buckie off of them on a dark night....camera or no, that would be one chibbed muzzah!!
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    Scotsmen

    If ye kin get a chariot up there, a crossbow would be nae bother!
  12. Nothing wrong with it, I have chowed down on a few horses in my time and fed a few ponies!!
  13. You are totally correct, it is estate ground there, but there are plenty of pigeons, deffo not gone south.
  14. Where are you looking Franco? There are thousands flighting along near Queensferry....... I was out for half an hour on saturday morning and had 6......(not telling how many shots and misses tho!) My mate had a similar amount..... Was not windy and fairly warm in the sun, so they were a bit spooky.......shots were carrying.... My mate had 23 last saturday in half an hour....plenty about!! Wullz
  15. What size cartrisge does it take? Any chance of a photo?
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    Tooth ache

    Geta decent dentist! Go to the nearest dental hospital, they will whip it oot! Trust me, I have had a few teeth broken in my time and when they go bad, nowt else will do, get it out asap! Otherwise its just nagging gowpin pain! Tell them to KO you if you cant take the jags??
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    Buttercup

    Schoolboy error Baw, see ya! That feefer will be up tae alsorts!
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    Accents

    There was a nipper in my Tae Kwon Do clas called Hamish MacPherson, black as satans colon, curly hair, flat nose the lot, crackin wee lad, good fighter too, but when they shouted his name out at gradings and he ran up, the place just melted......
  19. Have you tried stripping it, cleaning it and replacing the O ring? That may well make all the difference. Like the marmite reference.....I love mine, but my mate hates his!! I have both, berretta for pigeons etc and I use the Hatstand down on the shore and in the mud.....@ £180 vitually brand new, I dont care what happens to it! Twice this year I have had 2 geese dead in the air at the same time with it.....you pull the trigger and it goes bang, then something falls out the sky......who cares what it looks like!!?
  20. At the risk of being cut to pieces...... Is there not a completely seperate strain(?) of greyhound that is/was used for coursing and the suggestion there was that a pure 'coursing' greyhound had better feet and better wind than a pure 'track' greyhound? I seem to remember watching/reading something Clarissa wrote about 'coursing' greyhounds suggesting that they were bred down through the generations for the abilities required for coursing....... Gently now lads.....
  21. Its due to the fact that greyhounds are daft and neurotic.....fact! I know I have lived with them for years..... The giant monster in my avatar will not come into the kitchen if there is an object on the floor that was not there 2 mins ago....nutcase. In saying that tho, I have watched him trying to run up a tree after a squirrel.....tough enough in the field definately, just a tiny bit stoopid! A dash of collie or anything else for that matter deffo improves the breed....unless of course you want a chainsaw that runs at 40 miles an hour....then carry on!
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