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  1. christian71

    Has anyone got a spare pair of pants.....I've just pissed mine hahaha

    1. pip1968

      pip1968

      get another pair out the charity shop lol

    2. low plains drifter

      low plains drifter

      plastic duds

    3. the_stig

      the_stig

      laughing at matt the rats southern humour

  2. christian71

    When i was a kid there was no internet. sometimes people would walk miles just to call me a b*****d lol

    1. scothunter

      scothunter

      lol

  3. christian71

    1st person to complain about the heat this summer is going to get thunder punched right in the throat ;-)

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    2. christian71

      christian71

      Child couldn't knock a wank out rex

    3. bobcullen79

      bobcullen79

      f*****g right Chris.

    4. albert64

      albert64

      it'd be great to seem a charity worker and a dwarf knocking feck out of each other......

  4. christian71

    Time to get the drill out and drill this letter box shut im over run with cards

    1. pip1968

      pip1968

      you must know some men lol

    2. PIL

      PIL

      By the sounds of it lots of men lol

    3. just jack

      just jack

      menus?

  5. christian71

    Sad about blackpool tower ;-(

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    2. christian71

      christian71

      Its blown over

    3. scothunter

      scothunter

      really? had a good few weekends in blackpool,but not been in years its pretty shabby and dirty now

    4. christian71

      christian71

      Looks worse now the tower has fell over

       

  6. christian71

    The police asked me to identify what they thought was my girlfriends body. They pulled the sheet back to show her blond hair, blue eyes & pretty face. "I can't be certain" I said. The sheet went back further to reveal her creamy white breasts & perky pink nipples. "Sorry, I'm still not sure". They took the sheet completely off. I stared at her pale body & shaved minge, "That's definitely not her". "Are you sure?" "Yep, my girlfriend...

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    2. Brewman

      Brewman

      is still tied up in the cellar.

    3. dytkos

      dytkos

      is still at junior school

    4. reaper1064

      reaper1064

      Had a cock

  7. christian71

    Right letting my mrs out for a piss then bed ;-)

  8. christian71

    GB just got a bronze in the individual snowball fight in the Winter Olympics

    1. Cushty mush

      Cushty mush

      Lol they really are doing well this year if somerset freezes over they have some good practise ground

  9. christian71

    Don't go to bed angry. Stay up and plot your revenge ;-)

    1. scothunter

      scothunter

      lol

    2. jeppi26

      jeppi26

      Chid giveing you shit again lollol

  10. christian71

    STABBA if you go to mcdonlds they can make it bigger for 30p ;-)

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    2. scothunter

      scothunter

      is that why my dicks massive

    3. STRANGER

      STRANGER

      lol

    4. cheekychick

      cheekychick

      pmsl

       

  11. christian71

    Anyone on here into fishing haha ;-)

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    2. pip1968

      pip1968

      iv heard their a comp on lol

    3. RubyTex

      RubyTex

      No lol

    4. PIL

      PIL

      Tight lines Chris :D

  12. christian71

    f*****g HELL its all kicking off in chat ;-)

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    2. PIL

      PIL

      Bring Pete back he'll sort it out .lol

    3. jeppi26

      jeppi26

      Pete is in there

       

    4. keepdiggin

      keepdiggin

      its shit

  13. christian71

    .Are you as bored as I am?” Read that backwards, and it still makes sense ;-)

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    2. walshie

      walshie

      LIP e'ruoy a dnelleb.

    3. PIL

      PIL

      Not as clever Hahahaha

    4. walshie

      walshie

      But true. lol

  14. christian71

    All that glitters is not gold ;-)

    1. pip1968

      pip1968

      cryptic chris lol

  15. christian71

    SAY WHAT YOU SEE hahahaha

  16. christian71

    Answers on a post card please...........

  17. christian71

    New year Resolution.. No more babe threads :-(

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    2. ferretess

      ferretess

      oh can't wait lol

    3. christian71

      christian71

      ;-)

       

    4. Moll.

      Moll.

      Pick your dummy up ffs :-D

  18. christian71

    Just got back from pip1968 didnt see pip though i was to kwick ;-)

  19. christian71

    Roll up roll up come and get your bargins ;-)

    1. pip1968

      pip1968

      in the charity shop lol

  20. christian71

    Just give the mrs a good christmas seeing to ;-)

    1. albert64

      albert64

      did you have your feet in the carrier bag.....hahaha

    2. keepdiggin

      keepdiggin

      we've all give her one for xmas.

    3. Bazil brush

      Bazil brush

      She almost as good as yours KD

  21. christian71

    HAPPY BOXING DAY TO ALL THE BOXER'S OUT THERE ;-)

    1. BOLSTER

      BOLSTER

      Hahahah

  22. christian71

    Happy chrimas you load of wnkezer

    1. pip1968

      pip1968

      happy xmas mate

  23. christian71

    New game of hide and seek in chat ;-)

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    2. paulus

      paulus

      lol you believe anything

    3. RossM

      RossM

      And I've been banned again.....

    4. cookiemonsterandmerlin

      cookiemonsterandmerlin

      More like hide the sausage

  24. christian71

    Is PIL called that cos his mum forgot to take it hahahaha

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    2. smithie

      smithie

      working on that... is lab a test tube baby?

    3. christian71

      christian71

      Yes he is a test tube baby his dad was a wanker lol

    4. PIL

      PIL

      Chris you fanny , Hahahaha hope you got your phone turned off , I might just give you a call in a few hours.lol lol

  25. christian71

    If someone rejects you, respect his or her wishes and wish him or her only good in life.

    1. pip1968

      pip1968

      why didnt you just say if a mod bans you respect his or her wishes lol

    2. christian71

      christian71

      I wake up in the middle of the night shouting f**k me im banned from chat again hahaha

    3. christian71

      christian71

      my mrs say go back to sleep your having thl dreams again lololol

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